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Legs fixed. Huge thanks to Knar, Unlimited, and the whole medical crew for their assistance. What an impressive experience. Cheers!

Three nights on Hardcore. Love the rifle... would love it more if I had bullets :huh:

Fanboy? I bought a game and am playing it. I didn't know this game existed until last Friday. Oh yah, by the way, did you non-fanboys read the following before buying? Because I did... "Please be aware that our Early Access offer is a representation of our core pillars, and the framework we have created around them. It’s a work in progress and therefore contains a variety of bugs. We strongly advise you not to buy and play the game at this stage unless you clearly understand what Early Access means and are interested in participating in the ongoing development cycle. Please keep in mind that we do not expect to reach Beta status sooner than the end of 2014." Yay! Shitbox has an angry friend. Too bad the non-fanboy and shitbox can't read.

Shitbox doesn't want better lighting in alpha. Shitbox doesn't like stuff right now. Shitbox is upset. Being upset makes shitbox angry.

Poor, shitbox. Shitbox bought alpha and is upset because shitbox expected more. Poor, poor, shitbox.

Sadly, sir you seem to have mistranslated my meaning. Here is the correct meaning: I think you are a shitbox.

If only the game had duct tape...

Where did he say a bounty should be put out on this guy? You need to relax. You've trapped yourself in an anger rant for no reason what-so-ever.

Yay, shitbox is back. I missed you, shitbox.

Cats aren't a race. They are a species. This guy is a specist. You're both reported.

DayZ needs meat sticks... and twinkies.

Help! I just fell off the Peterman's Bridge... [crickets]

Yes, it's true. He just ran in all roided-up and started shaking the ropes ahead of his match with the Macho Man. Ooooo yeah!

I like douches. Nothing quite like a fresh twot... well, that and a fireman's axe. Just a fresh twot... And a fireman's axe. The fresh twot and the fireman's axe and that's all I need... And this canteen. The fresh twot, the fireman's axe, and the canteen, and that's all I need... and these beans. The fresh twot, and these beans, and the canteen, and the fireman's axe... and this flashlight. The fresh twot, this fireman's axe, and the canteen, and the flashlight, and that's all I need.\ And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. The fireman's axe and the kvass, and the canteen, and the beans for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! And this. That's all I need.

pointless post is postless...

Paranoid? Me? Naw... I always jump when I hear simulated birds ^_^ I know a simple swing of the axe takes down a zombie but my heart races every time I hear one near by. I'm such a weenie.

Oh, so that's why my brown hunter pants are full of pee. Thanks, jarhead.

Still waiting to be able to add mixed spraypaint to my toe.

Running into the woods for hours will mean nothing if a car full of bandits is waiting for you when you get there <_<

Ya, because I want to be tripping hard on narcotics when some z is trying to eat me alive. "Pass me some E and my glow sticks. I'm gonna house this fuckin' zombie to the ground!"

Cool to hear that your nephews got to see some kindness in the game. Good stuff!

Awesome news. Thanks, TB. I'm going to get in line before midnight to get ahead for the crowds!

I could be wrong but I don't think dropped items last very long... kind gesture though.

It's only ok if you are able to beat them to death with a blunt weapon in the 30 seconds before they log. That way, you can say "Coddle? Oops, my bad - I thought you said cudgel."

Who doesn't love walking out of the woods towards a fresh town with a fireman's axe resting comfortably on your shoulder? I know I could have been easily KoS'ed but it sure feels good walking down main street freely chopping zs B) What a difference a day makes... loot loot loot