Kalibyr

Hello fellow survivors! As you may know... more recently the gear/loot have been somewhat more strenuous to acquire, especially safely and risk-free. Also for most people who work during the day, the servers are just crawling with bandits when you get home. This is where I come in. My guarantee is full gear: - A primary weapon of choice. - Ammunition - (amount is negotiable) - A secondary weapon of choice - (sawed-off is negotiable) - Backpack - (choice is yours) - Full set of military clothes - (or any of your choosing) - Medical supplies - Tons of Food/Water etc, - Whatever your heart may desire. Survivors! You will be decked out and ready to deal out justice in the Day Z world in no time! Just drop me a line at ************* and we can talk shop. Questions are encouraged.

Oh. My. God. Thanks, you restored my faith in this community. I'm out.

I'm not intending to be trollish... but I am getting defensive because of unbased and biased attacks on my post from players such like yourself. Really, what did you accomplish but give my post a different light to people who are actually logical? We have someone who irrelevantly called a me racist, again without reading my other posts accuse me of being a troll, and still have this unfounded idea of... wait do you even remember why you're arguing with me? Because your post doesn't. I'm offering gear. Who wants it. End of STORY.

I wasn't trolling, that's the funny part. That was definitely a serious question. Sadly I can't give you that same rating for any of the posts you have written. This topic is just quite over your head my dear chap.

Grimey Rick you are a proverbial prodigy. I applaud your role play. You sir speak on behalf of millions of players. I am quite certain that your rendition of how a conversation will play out did indeed "crit me for over 9,000." I'm in fact in hell burning with other generous like minding demons like myself.

What the hell are you talking about. Are you a handicapped person?

Tell me what I am doing wrong. What am I doing? You're just jaded. You are so jaded it reflects on your witch hunts. It's the reason why gamers are seen as such. You automatically assume that I'm some Chinese megacorp looking for clients so I can earn what... chump change? For my TIME? Insulting.

Ahhh, isn't that the real meat of the question. Would any of you give two turds if I was giving away free gear? Maybe I want to start a strict and personal clan. Emails are a must. Phone numbers too, I did this with tons of other games. My answer is: I am not actively searching for customers. This is not a business. I am not trying to get accounts. This is just a trade. What I get in return? Send me an email, how about that. Send me an email and you'll get your answer right?

Tell me how it ruins games. So if hypothetically I didn't ask for anything in return. Would you still hatemonger my post? Tell me how me asking for something in return is detrimental, yet me giving away free gear is not. Rebuke.

The game is meant to be played however way you want to play it. Isn't that a simulation? I'm not supporting hacking or glitching, or anything that uses the vulnerability of the game's codes against it. All I did was say, Hey! Want Gears? Let me know.

Honestly, I don't know which is more sad. The way you are fervently want the world of DayZ to be a place for your own twisted domination complex or the fact that you care so much in the first place.

There can only be ONE way to get gear. HUZZAH.

It was a joke. *whooosh* Lol.

Because it's not breaking any rules. What this post is actually doing is bringing out the ugly side of the DayZ community. Most of the people who are against this have some sort of superiority complex and can't get over the fact that other people just don't enjoy spending countless hours running around to find nothing and just get killed and tortured by people like you who have the time during the day (obviously) to get geared. Now please, if you need evidence, refer to my good pal Mr. Professional Counter Strike Headshot Man.

For those who are wondering what I get in return: - I may want to make a friend. - I may want to start a clan. - I may just be so gosh darn friendly. - I want this game to succeed and maybe I can promote it by helping out newbies. - Maybe I want to make a multi-billion dollar corporation on gearing people in Day Z Standalone. - I want to marry their daughters or sisters. - I want nude pics. - I would like to hear them sing a lullaby while I sleep. Clear enough?

Isn't that... the "fun" of the game? Wait, should I offer a body guard entourage service as well? Genius my dear Watson. I'll now be offering protection included with my initial guarantee of full gear.

Sigh. Again with the assumptions. Assump a dump. Just because you can't wrap your head around a process of me giving someone gear without using their account is too hard for you to grasp doesn't mean you ask the same question again. But please continue to write more blatant ignorance. I'm not trying to be mean but honestly, I'm not even flexing.

To each their own. I am astounded by how you can speak for hundreds and thousands of people sir. You got me good.

Ok, AsOiX. You sir, are a master at surviving DayZ. You are the best scavenger and looter in this game. 20 minutes is a fantastic loot time. You have my highest regards. I'm so glad that you are so good at this game. I am overjoyed at the fact that you can acquire such pristine gear at such a short amount of time. Really?

Granted, but the fact that they are so adamant that people should have to gear up the "right" way, because it's the "core" of the game, the "only thing" the game has to offer is just so ridiculous and silly. It's mentalities like those that create such a corrosive environment that leads to niche indie games to ultimately fail. GIVE PLAYERS THE RIGHT TO BE GEARED! I stand by this.

Again, this is all just a crazy witch hunt. I will not in under any circumstance acquire account information nor have I ever mentioned this. Sir, please understand that if you are not comfortable with a concept like this please do not fabricate what I might do or any rules that I might break.

Ahaha, I'm assuming you're a professional at Counter-Strike? *Yawn* What I'm offering is not detrimental to the game, because there's no ecology or economy to the game. Maybe in the future but as of now, it's a free-for-all loot grab. Concern yourself with the masses that don't have 400 hours in DayZ, but also want to be able to do things you do with that experience. You sir, are being near-sighted, and slightly green.

See, now therein lies the issue. You're assuming I want cash. The key word here is "assuming". Sure, if you take my post under the microscope, I may have left out a couple of details about the trade. Who the hell knows? What if I am trying to support this game by offering a raffle of full gear? Is it so terrible to guarantee a person full gear without anything in return? Am I a monster because you are under the assumption that I am advertising for money?

We should play sometime. I would REALLY love to run into you too darling.

Well "paid" is a strong term. This isn't a business, nor is it a scam. I'm not powerleveling your character for an outrageous amount of time and charging by the hour. All I'm doing is providing gear to people who may or may not have the time to. Also the game may be more interesting for newbies if they can actually have access to the same items as veterans. When's the last time you dropped an M4 for a fresh spawn? All I'm trying to do is make sure this game can be enjoyed equally to all players of skill and size.