Bearserk

I bet you run trough the forests for hours pretending you are having a good time

I was going to answer but your last post makes you seem like an annoying person.

But that's bullshit and you know it.

Exceptional writing skills. I salute thee.

That graph went from an insane hype to a general amount of sales. For a game that's in Alpha...

If the name of a food item in a game ruins your "immersion" and "hyper realism" it's time to go outside for a while.

Why would you even care what they call their food

Not sure. Think it's near the coast. It looks like this

I'll give you a trick. 1. Go to elektro / cherno / whatever where you guys usually meet and find a gun. Do this on your own. Make sure your friend is NOT there and does NOT know you are there 2. When you guys go to play again, tell him you want to go to the place you are at. 3. When he says he is there, says you still have to run. Tell him to go to X building you most enjoy camping at 4. Shoot him, without saying anything ingame. 5. Soon later say you found the body and looted some of his things, say there is no trace of the culprit You will have vengeance, loot and nobody will ever suspect a thing..

You should become a poet. This was beautiful

I'll bet you 10 bucks someone is gonna cry about you joining empty servers. Also yes, the piano house has a good chance of spawning weapons and food. Especially shotguns spawn in there.

Even with the new zombies I can still loot towns like Elektro from harbour to firestations while blasting my way trough town with a magnum. If you can't even loot a small town you're doing it wrong.

I found the Frankenstein book. I thought I remembered someone here wanting it. I also have the Call of Cthulu and there seem to be multiple more spawning in the new police station. If you want Frankenstein / Cthulu you can send me a pm or quote this post.

I've found 5 or 6 so far, aswell as the other new handguns.

I have 200h on the clock and never died of starvation or thirst. What are you guys even doing when you log in?

So I just respawned after an epic fight in Elektro and I respawned in Kamishovo. However I wanted to give my character a new look. I changed it but realized I had to suicide for it to update. I was looking for a suitable place to suicide when suddenly this woman (with a manly voice) appears. I decided to follow it. Before it saw me, I took off al my clothes. I then did the smeagol walk thing and chased it up. It asked me to go away and stop following and etc. We ran all the way to Berezino like this where I eventually jumped off the construction site. Great times!

PvP in elektro with new handguns is better than ever!

I don't get it. I didn't play the mod Am I missing something?

Im so sick of logging in to dayz after a long day of work just to walk around 5 minutes and see someone eat canned tuna. This game has can openers for a reason. It's essentially just abusing the game mechanics because I have to open up my beans with a sharp thing everytime I want to eat. These people just stand around eating tuna like it's no big deal. I mean, MAYBE if you bought your own server and it was a private hive you could do it. But on a public hive it's just not acceptable and plainly cheating the system of can openers. This game was made with the idea of surviving the apocalypse, not eating canned fish!! We should implement some sort of health system where everytime you eat tuna you get stomach sickness and you can't walk for 5 minutes.

yup, they're really hard. On another note, it seems assault vests and stuff finally block bullets

So I just logged in to check the update, I was doing my thing around elektro, checked the new policestation (sexy!) shot a guy off the firestation and stole his rider jacket, etc. etc. I noticed that zombies are now a much bigger pain in the ass. I start bleeding really fast and they mess up your clothes faster aswell. Hurray! No more boring things that do nothing!

I bet you eat tuna

What a stupid name that thing has.

So if I understand correctly, you want me and other bandits to hop on your server to kill you, right?

You can make it up by leaving your mosin on the floor of the supermarket.