Bearserk

I bought the SA like, 9 months ago now? I used to find it a really amusing game. Most things worked fine, I could gear up and go interact with other players. Today I logged in again to see how it has changes and it just was completely unplayable for me. Apparantly there are a whole lot of new spawns up north or in the general middle of nowhere, but the loot you want STILL is only at airports or cities like elektro. I don't want seventeen raincoats and a rotten tomato, I want something that helps me survive. After a few tries I spawned in Solnichniy and I was like "Hey I know this place, now I can go to Elektro." Some moments after leaving Solnichniy I had three zombies chasing me. I couldn't even loot random houses along the way becauses zombies just don't stop at anything. I finally reached Elektro and rushed in the school building to find something to kill the zombies with. By now the zombies stalking me had found allies and I was being hunted down by six or seven of them. I found a pickaxe and thought "It used to be doable to get rid of zombies with an axe to the head, I'm sure this will work." I ran out on the street to try and take down the zombies one by one. I wasn't able to get a single hit in while they were able to hit me from all over the place, even when I kept running away from where they were striking. I ran away from the fight into a random building, and sure enough, all seven zombies followed me. They crammed up the doorway so I couldn't get out, and then I died. Zombies used to be reasonably normal, what happened to them that they are now completely impossible to deal with without guns?

Before any of this could work we need private hives.

I believe it happens when you get killed while in combatlog mode, not sure though.

You know you can be arrested for that?

Only if they come in camo

I don't think interacting with people i.e. exchanging stuff and pretending to roleplay in DayZ is fun at all.

You really should learn to aim and/or preserve ammo

I made it to about 6 minutes when I realised you weren't gonna drink any cleaning alcohol.

Cheating becomes fun because of topics like this.

Where in the wilderness are you?

A full-out warzone in a city. A large free for all with small teams banding up and killing eachother.

Warzones in Elektro is the most fun I've had in ages. Much more fun than running trough the woods in full camo

I was in elektro I had Izh shotgun (loaded) I was at fire station I saw two people at the street It was like [me]_____________[A]____ I decided to KOS them both because I can I shoot at A. A falls down. B falls down. A moment of glory struck me, I had just killed two men with a single shotgun shot. I took a picture to show my friends where the people were. I later looked at the picture. god fucking damn you zombie

gib horses

I take it nobody IRL has ever hit you with a rake on the head.