Snort (DayZ)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LTB3hL6uSE&feature=youtu.be How the hell was I supposed to see that? Overall the van is stuck in a ditch on server US 669, north of Berezino. If you can get it out, feel free to keep it.

Sorry, My psychic abilities didn't tell me to go on your teamspeak and communicate with an admin. In all seriousness we didn't think of this, we were too busy in our own teamspeak having fun. The fact we died wasn't too much of a loss to us, so I didn't actively go out of my way searching for an admin. It happened at the stage where you get so geared it gets boring and you want to start over.

Well aren't you Mister fucking Fab. Sorry to disregard what people say as bollocks, when usually 98% of the time it is. I don't fancy chewing up the 486GB fraps uses on an hour video just in the off chance I might have a wookie man spawn infront of me with a god damn silenced weapon. Sure I'm being childish, but you're being a self-entitled cunt...unless ofcourse I'm reading too much into the fact that you said "They weren't thinking" In my head I just have an image of you saying "They weren't thinking" pouting your lips, flipping your hair to the left then looking off at the stars like a complete douchebag, but then again this could have been a completely innocent comment.

Date/Time: July 16th 2012, 11:49pm WST What happened: Flies still loom around where corpses have been, even when the body has disappeared. Where you were: Elektro, Office Building What you were doing: Looting buildings in Elektro. Current installed version: 1.7.2.3 Server(s) you were on: ANZ #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, US669, US 360 Your system specs: CPU Speed: 3.9 GHz Performance Rated at: 8.19 GHz RAM: 8.2 GB OS: Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit Video Card: GeForce GTX 560 Sound Card: NVIDIA High Definition Audio Timeline of events before/after error: 1.7.1.4 had announced fixing this problem, but the problem was still present with said patch. Ever since, everywhere you go you can hear the flies, which is extremely obvious when you go to popular PVP zones such as Elektro or Cherno. This is a short video to show the problem is still alive and well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9sLn1hWa20&feature=plcp

Date/Time: July 16, 11:49 WST What happened: Body temperature goes down extremely slowly when in water, and seemingly not at all when it's raining or during the night. Where you were: Kamenka, Near the Shoreline What you were doing: Testing the temperature system, because lately I haven't been needing to keep an eye on it in the slightest. Current installed version: 1.7.2.3 Server(s) you were on: ANZ #3, #5, US669, NZ #7 Your system specs: CPU Speed: 3.9 GHz Performance Rated at: 8.19 GHz RAM: 8.2 GB OS: Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit Video Card: GeForce GTX 560 Sound Card: NVIDIA High Definition Audio Timeline of events before/after error: Recently more and more I have been noticing that temperature is no longer a part of the game. I first started to notice because I was on servers where it was always raining, and there was absolutely no need to take cover in a building or get warmth from a fire. I went on several different servers to test this bug and I have had others confirm that the temperature goes down extremely slowly, and that's only when you're in the ocean. The following screenshot is of me in the ocean around 5:00am server time: As you can see my temperature is not effected in the slightest. In previous patches hitting the water used to make your temperature hit 36c instantly, but as of now it is not working. A few seconds after I got out of the freezing water during the night, I had lost 1 degree in temperature:

So if helicopters are gone for now, why do the parts for it still spawn?

I'm not sure why you're still talking to me or if you're trying to prove a point. If so, explain what the point is because every message from you contains a different story with different points of view. It's like having a conversation with a schizophrenic cat.

You know there are pleasant valleys in which people like you can go to live and not be disturbed by filthy "normal" people. They're called asylums.

...You've already killed them, that's enough isn't it? Did you really need to publicly announce that you've murdered two people that killed your friend?

We'll just have to see what Rocket has up his sleeve. I don't think you can truely put an end to the kill on sighters, and nor should they. But they should have something to make people think twice, and make living for you guys just a little more difficult.

I've had people just announce they want me to end it for them, I gladly oblidge.

I read this post, was going to let it be, but then felt the need to take it upon myself to explain why this is just simply wrong. People were accidentally becoming bandits with the bandit skin system, not only that but this also made it seem like a team death match. If a person has this skin they're kill on sight, which shouldn't be the case. It shouldn't be a matter of instantly looking at somebody and just going "Yep, he's evil, time to kill." Not only is this not authentic, it's just not a good idea in general. As a robbery bandit my number one tool is deception. If I had this skin, I'd be completely obvious. I wouldn't be able to use people as pack horses, I wouldn't be able to get their trust in the slightest. Rocket said himself they need more subtlties like if you loot a freshly killed corpse, you get blood on your hands. Stuff like this to give hints that somebody is evil. Blantantly covering them with a bandit rag is just silly. The game needs a deterent for being a kill on sight bandit, but it's not just as simple as bandit rags.

Respawn? May aswell just abort. Where the hell is the fun in that? Why do you even play the game if you're going to do this?

Oh shit. Slender man has been spotted. Subject is wearing tuxedo and the tv is going fuzzy.

I completely understand your post, but throwing a tantrum at those who do not have the mental capacity to read a simple block of text just looks rediculously childish. Just let them be and try to keep it civil.

I like you're trying to think your way around it but this system would just discourage bandits in the wrong way. In the real world there are sociopaths. Sociopaths don't feel guilt or emotion, therefore them vomitting due to their conscience wouldn't make much sense.

Imagine this... Your legs snap beneath you. I come up behind you and shout telling you if you turn around, I'm gonna rip your intestines out and use them to floss my asshole... Then I tell you to drop your guns, if you don't comply within 10 seconds I'll put a bullet in your head. What would you do?

Bandits that kill on sight are complete cowards. While I don't have a problem with them doing this I feel there are much more interesting ways to do this. I don't often shoot innocents unless they begin to pose a threat, I usually rob them and break their limbs to render them helpless while I take what I wish. Unfortunately there isn't always a lot of insentive to do this as it requires a lot less effort to just shoot you...but frankly I find it more fun to torture them. I'm usually kind-ish about it. I remember one time in a firehouse there was a guy facing a wall, I went up and told him to drop his fucking gun. If he turns I'll blow his balls on the walls. He dropped his weapons, I put them in my backpack and then broke his legs and bandaged him so he wouldn't die on me. I took everything that I wanted out of his backpack then said I was going to drop morphine on the other side of the fire house so he could fix his legs. I didn't tell him but I dropped his guns at the door with 1 mag each for them so he wouldn't be completely defenseless. I feel this method is much more entertaining that just shooting people and killing them.

Howdy, I come to you with a question. I heard a gunshot, followed the sound and saw zombies layed out all facing the same direction, I assumed some guy mowed them down while leaving the town so I followed the direction the zombies were going when they died. After 2 mins of just finding constant stray zombies I found this: Inside was 2 water bottles. I thought the box itself was a bit odd but didn't think much of it. I took the bottles, drank them then put them back in the box just to let the owner know I had been there. Continuing my little stalking session I heard a gunshot. I went to it and didn't hear anything else, essentially the trail went cold. I just went to elektro, see if there are any friendlies and I heard a heap of loud booms. I got down and heard more booms. They weren't being shot at me, but near me. I went to them and the booms stopped. The booms lead me to this little box: It was filled to the brim with M107 ammunition, it would explain the booms, a bit panicked I just GTFO'd. I've played for 2 months straight and haven't seen these ever. Not entirely sure what they are. tl;dr: What the hell are these boxs?

I watched the interview and couldn't help but notice that Rocket looks unusually like a fish in this interview. I mocked up an image of if he was a fish, and I've come to the conclusion that Rocket is from the Fish Informant Society and has been sent to land in order to get information on our military defense and the way our future generation of fighters will be trained, which according to the media is via video games. Rocket is going to create games that make us feel defenceless so our self-value drops and when the fish do attack, we will not have enough morale to stand up and fight for our freedom. Don't be fooled bretheran, Rocket is a fish and I am now going to boycott this product until the world knows.

Where's the problem if I'm not there...why do they feel the need to ask permission to cross a bridge? The goats are morons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPXud3IwBDs&feature=youtu.be So what's your experience been like...?

I feel this one captures the mood just a tad better than yours to be honest:

:3

This lovely abomination happened to me again Date/Time: 12th July 7:40PM WST What happened: I rolled back about 30 mins. What you were doing: In elektro listening to the buzzing flies that are around corpses that no longer exist... Current Version Installed: 1.7.2 Server you were on: US #323 Timeline of events before error: Went for a stroll around Elektro, got shot at by snipers, did a dance to show I was friendly, got shot at some more, killed some bandits, ate some beans. Timeline of events after error: I log in to discover the last 30 mins of my life had been completely worthless.