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Snort (DayZ)

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  1. Snort (DayZ)

    [VIDEO] Terrifying newbie survivors

    Unfortunately we just have to guess he had it on. Also he either has slow reaction times or was just plain shitting himself as he didn't shoot me when I went around the corner. Then again he wasn't expecting some screaming mongoloid to run in and gun him down.
  2. Snort (DayZ)

    [VIDEO] Terrifying newbie survivors

    Yeah, pretty much this. To be fair he wasn't weaponless...he had a revolver. Threat 10/10 target acquired mother fucker going downasfnsdg
  3. Snort (DayZ)

    [VIDEO] Terrifying newbie survivors

    Wasn't particularly "nice" but it was certainly a kill. I usually wouldn't harm somebody if they weren't a threat but the opportunity to just scream at the top of my lungs at somebody that wasn't expecting it really just tickled my fancy. R.I.P njt. Your death will amuse many.
  4. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    Pretty much this. I've actually gotten worse because I'm just not staying on my toes like I usually had to. Now I just sprint till I find a weapon, and I don't think that's what the game was supposed to be about.
  5. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    Oh boy, I lol'd.
  6. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    I genuinely think if the zombies could hear shit properly, the over-reactions were dubbed down and the brain dead ones were removed... that the zombie ai would be brilliant...except for the constant zig zagging which seems to be slightly better with this latest patch.
  7. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    Read the other guy that quoted you.
  8. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    Someone make this man a developer on the team for Day Z.
  9. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    Thanks for this...I guess? You crazy, silly bastard.
  10. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    Sorry for actually giving feedback on a product that is in development to help improve it's quality in the future. Learn what entitled means before flinging it about like your mother's phone number at a high school.
  11. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    After some more playing I think the problems are in servers that don't restart too often. I've been sneaking and actually being caught from time to time by some zombies, on a server that had just restarted. The temperature seems to be working fine now for some fucking reason. I'm very happy about that. The problems just come and go... The zombies are definitely still bugged though so...keep on with that.
  12. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    The credibility of everything you've said falls flat with what you just said, and obviously not seeing the point of the thread. So I didn't read what you said after this point. I know it's in Alpha. We all fucking know it's in Alpha. You know what you do in Alphas? Report bugs. You report bugs and they're supposed to get fixed. You know what I'm doing in this thread? Reporting a bug. A fairly gamebreaking one. People that shout "It's in alpha" in bug threads deserve to have their rights as a living specimen removed. Yes. We know. We complain about them so the developers will see what our feedback is and go "Well fuck, this needs fixing. Off to work" If we didn't complain, very little would be done. If the world was as complacent as you with mediocrity this game wouldn't be getting made in the first place.
  13. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    I was more or less concerned with the functionality of it. It doesn't seem to be working for me or my friends, yet some people here seem to be getting theirs working fine. But then again the forums don't attract the brightest light bulbs in ...a pack of light bulbs. It could say 400C for all I care, I was just stating the fact it doesn't work.
  14. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    What version are you running? Could this be a problem with certain servers? Seriously my temperature never fucking goes down... Could this possibly be a problem with only certain characters? I recall certain glitches only happening to some people and their characters would have to be reset or something. But I've died a few times so it's not a character issue.
  15. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    I only ever play on Veteran or Expert. The temperature never changes, water has no effect on it and zombies are not even a threat. I play on the Australian servers, they are always populated. The servers are always full, servers from 40 to 60 people. The servers are not the issue, it's the zombies themselves. As I've said, this isn't really up for debate unfortunately. I know that sounds arrogant as fuck but I'm unemployed at the moment and have been playing all day every day since this patch has been released and the zombies are just broken. I think the game should be functional. Frankly I see that as a change that needs to be made. I accidentally left FRAPs recording while I played today. I'll watch it and get clips of the zombies just pissing about, doing NOTHING and edit it together later today. But I don't think I should seriously have to go out of my way to prove something is broken when it so obviously is. I fucking love this game, and if something isn't working as intended I will complain about it until it is fixed.
  16. Server this happened on: ANZ #3 Time that it happened including your timezone: 4:10AM WST What happened during the incident: I was on my way to Punumbra Dam and I was in the middle of an extremely open field. Half way through the field a man spawned right infront of me and mowed me down with a silenced weapon, it was extremely fast firing weapon and I have no idea what it was. I didn't get too good of a look at what equipment he had as I was too busy reeking havoc on my undergarments. It had been mentioned several times in chat that there was a hacker randomly killing people but I tossed it aside as the usual pish feeble gamers are screaming about. Unfortunately no video or pictures were taken due to how sudden the incident arose.
  17. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    I think it's more of a bug than anything, they just don't seem to see you at all. I've been in some towns where the zombies were completely frozen and don't even look at you. I'm not sure what it is, but I hope it gets fixed. While we are testers for this game, I don't think something as serious as this should be around for long.
  18. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    Gonna keep bumping this thread because this is a major issue and the fact that the people that claim to love the game aren't supporting shit like this being broken is just annoying.
  19. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    That I don't understand at this stage aswell. The only threat is players now and they're going to fucking abort when the threat is finally around?
  20. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    Probably in your CRAAAAZY imagination.
  21. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    Have no fear in this patch, you can sit in the rain naked while covering yourself in ice cubes and not drop 1c.
  22. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    I wouldn't mind a stamina feature, but it's not just the fact they can't see you from afar...it's the fact they cant see you at all. I've went up to zombies countless times and they just simply do not see you. In an ideal world we can have both, and get our shit absolutely torn.
  23. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    I'd like to point out my original posts obviously weren't as condescending but frankly I'm done with being professional because you get sodded off by absolute twats acting like absolute twats. Time to act like a twat, so far I've got more feedback than ever before. Granted, it's all from morons, but at least it's some kind of feedback.
  24. Snort (DayZ)

    The threats in this game no longer exist.

    Oh you mean you got killed by players. Couldn't help but notice how this isn't fucking relevent to my post in the slightest. Sure sneaking past the zombies is challenging (in your head) for about 5 mins until you realise half of them are frozen in place and the other half are too busy wobbling their heads about like they have cerebral palsy and just generally not taking any notice of you in the slightest. I think you'll find I covered how stealth is no longer applicable in the post above. As a matter of fact that was entirely what it was about, what the hell were you reading? I think you'll find you can do these things...again, covered in my post.
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