Snort (DayZ)

Too...many.....compliments....can't....handle.....

This reply is the only one that got to me within the few hours. It seems as if you've changed your entire opinion because I got the timeline wrong, not all of the abuse I was hurling at people. I demand this be locked because it's all over and people constantly keep messaging saying "lol record it" when it's not going to be recorded, unless you can provide a time machine. As for the people that I killed, I didn't merely do it because they were bandits, I'm a bandit myself now. It was because they were lying, cheating, drug using, abusing, rapist, bullies and just general criminals. I hung around with them because I had absolutely no time to get any new friends. I was far to busy getting an education and holding a full time job and dealing with my friends issues. There's no possible way I can explain how much plate spinning had to be done. I had a job working in a shitty retail place getting paid $15 an hour (AUS) so I could pay off my greedy family members who wanted to put my grand mother in a home and steal her house. After a few months I was forced to leave the house, because my grandmother was claimed to not be able to think on her own by my fucking cunt of a family and they sold the house for $2 Million. I was willing to work until the entire house was paid off at those rates just so my grand mother could live a happy end of her life. My grand father wasn't around because he had recently died of cancer and he was the man of the house, obviously. Without him it was left upto the fat nerd to try and run the show. It didn't end well. The people I refer to in the story are not simply assholes in game, they are complete criminals. The final reason I got kicked out of my house in the city was because my friends completely vandalised some rooms of the house and I was deemed responsable by my family just so they could kick me out and sell the house. I now live in the country unemployed and no friends. I sit here with my days playing a video game I adore and when people cheat on it - it shits me off. I found out 2 weeks ago that it was my friends that had vandalized my house, which was the final straw obviously They not only have been teasing me and threatening me for years, but they had decided to drag my family into it and they've now officially ruined the rest of my grandmas life. I am not a troll. While I do troll on a regular basis, this thread is a completely true story that was basically the beginning of the end of one of my friendships. But I suppose you're right for getting angry over the fact I didn't remember when the thread was made... If this post doesn't kick you in the balls enough I've got one final thing to say: Fuck off mong. This will be the final post in this thread as I am no longer interested if morons can't sit down and read a part of a thread. I no longer feel the need to justify what I have done, for I know I am not in the wrong. I have done nothing but help people in my life and the fact that I'll get flamed for killing some cheaters in a video game is beyond comprehension. Good day.

His name was njt. It appears he died from shock. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzlK0GvERq4&feature=youtu.be

All of this ended months ago. Oh god where are the admins to close threads when you need them! Also if you read what I've written through-out the thread you'll understand why I hung around with them.

Oh you... God damn it, I don't find an emoticon to express my face right now. My mind is at rest knowing you're a troll however, I was worried there was somebody generally that stupid in the world.

Urging admin to close thread, event is over, aftermath is uneventful, there's nothing left to discuss.

You generally have to be rude with morons because otherwise they don't take note. I mean your next message is actually so stupid I have to break it down. Right. With you so far. Go on. Here's where all system of logic and actual reasonable thinking fall flat. Why play any game? There's another way to avoid threats in games. Not fucking playing them. That's a reasonably good way. The fact that you're trying to justify exploiting in itself is dumb. The word exploiting means to basically take advantage of something that's broken. Yes. It's broken. And it will be fixed. But for now we have to make do with what we've got. This doesn't mean you should be taking advantage of the broken system to ruin other people's time. Also your use of the term role playing is so fucking slim that it could be applied to any game. They aren't actual threats. It's a game. We don't actually have to deal with these zombies, bandits or starvation in 30 mins. It's a fucking game. So basically at the end of your short, but extremely retarded paragraph, I've learned all games are role-playing games and that exploiting broken things to ruin other people's fun is a perfectly valid hobby. Fuck off... If there was an award for "The worst sub-human piece of filth" I'd get everybody to nominate you. If you get your jollies by ruining other people's time you are seriously nothing but a worthless sack of fucking shit and there shouldn't even be a discussion about your torture and execution. Think I'm being harsh? Just try re-reading what you've fucking said. If you genuinely think that this is a valid argument I urge you to drink everything you find under your sink.

Oh come on, don't try to justify that kill. I could of handled that situation so fucking smoothly if I wanted, but I felt like being a dick. The guy was indoors, I could have questioned him while outside. I could have threatened him to drop his weapons. There is such a wide variety of ways I could of handled that situation, frankly this way just seemed to be the most entertaining. He didn't necessarily deserve to die. And claiming you don't know any better is just a lame ass excuse.

Why the fuck wouldn't I be elitist? I don't need to exploit to be a good player. Because I'm not a shitbag. I also don't see the point in this game if there are no threats. The entire game revolves around threats. The heart racing sensation that there might be a bandit watching you at any point in time. The fact that you need things. You need water. You need food. The game is a challenge. It's a harsh world. If you don't want the harsh world, why the FUCK would you play the game? Now get the fuck out of my office.

You'll have to have some long ass arms, I'm 120kgs.

Knocked this up in 5 mins. Give us some good ol' feedback. I mean, I'm not to fussed about it - I just made it because I was bored. It's not as if this is a masterpiece I've been working on for weeks. Feel free to use it for whatever you wish.

Thanks for the offer but I'm fine thank you. I travel with very few people. This thread was made a few months ago while I still communicated with these people. Since then I've had restraining orders set against them because they vandalized my property, stole many items and sold my medication to their junkie friends in order to satisfy their drug addictions. The people saying it's all over a game clearly didn't read the entire post and are beyond brain dead, and shouldn't be labelled as human beings. These people were not the average "friends". These people were people I hung around with from my school because I was too busy working my ass off to earn an income so my grandmother could keep her house. I didn't have time to make new friends. And the people that I hung around with weren't always like this. This change happened over the past year. I'm an extremely forgiving person, so when people say "why would you stay with these people" my only response is that I believe people can change and they should have extra chances. Unfortunately there are people that are going to be absolute shitbags no matter what you do for them.

Care to elaborate so I can verbally demolish you, hell I'm not doing anything. I'll be glad to point out how wrong you are.

Oh I'm relaxed, I just had some chips. If I was any more relaxed my rectum would prolapse.

THIS THREAD ENDED MONTHS AGO WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL HERE GO PLAY VIDEO GAMES

The only food you'll get from me Mr Troll is my dick in your arse. Not necessarily a meal, but also not very nutritious and due to it's size, not very filling. I'm going to rape you is the bottom line. ....Hehe, bottom.

I'm like a fucking new born monk when I die. No fucks are given. Loneliness. I was looking after my grandmother after my grandfather just passed away, I didn't have time to make new friends while I also held full time employment. Pretty much my philosophy because of a few bad eggs...even in real life. I've moved to a quiet country town though, everybody seems to be friendly here...a little too friendly. I shall sleep with a knife by my side tonight.... You can't SERIOUSLY be this retarded...

When you've had a screw driver held to you with somebody saying they're going to pierce it through your heart, get back to me. Along with being stabbed by a compass in the nose. Oh and the time they mugged me, that was fun. Loneliness is a hell of a thing.

You think Day Z is a mother fucking game? While you may be right, this was more or less of a story that I had been hanging around with these douchebags my entire life. The final straw being them ruining an actual good game. Gaming is my hobby. If you're not serious about your hobby, what the fuck is the point of it?

I slaughtered them all with a few buddies, they all stopped playing. Just got word one of them started again though. This was when they quit though. Frankly I cbf reading the thread, let me know if anything good is in it yeah?

I thought it would be an enjoyable experience for all of us. You can make a stronger bond in a friendship by putting ourselves in extremely horrific situations.

Feel free to sub guys, I do nothing all day but play day z at the moment and I usually release a video daily since I'm recording non-stop. Fuck yeah, unemployment.

If I knew people wanted to watch this, I would have uploaded the video of me forcing my friend to stay in the car while driving down the middle of the NW Airfield. I nearly had a fucking fit. I deleted it though because in the end we discovered there was nobody there and it just seemed really anti-climatic.

SUSPENSE Get ready for a journey like no other... "An emotional rollercoaster from start to finish." - The Time Magazine, 2012 When you thought you couldn't make friends by stalking strangers in a video game... "This movie moved me to my very core." - BBC 2 Watch this heart breaking story unravel as stalkers become loved ones... Suspense... In theaters July 21st

Did...did you just like your own post? Yeah, I laugh like a mentally ill cat. Whatcha gonna do about it?!