Snort (DayZ)

We always do shit like this, my friend generally knows when we see a survivor nearby there's a 90% chance I'm going to scream at him.

I find it's much more dangerous to go into the airfield on near-empty servers. Everybody shares the same mentality. "Not many people, must mean not many people at the airfield. Let's get some phat loot." I've found recently going on full servers to the NW Airfield that there's usually only one person, because people are too afraid to go there. Moral of the story: Better off on a full server IMO.

A flacid cock does.

Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It probably is.

K you have 2 nailed, that's good work.

You're REALLY bad at trolling. Like I didn't know it was this possible to be this bad at it. I mean the number one tip is subtlety, the second is dedication. If you're going to troll, stick with it for a really long time. It'll help build believability because surely nobody can hold a stupid opinion for that long. So far you've got 2 nailed, I say nailed. Just don't get bored of it in the morning and keep at it. You'll get there one day babby. Or you could just go fuck yourself, this'd be easier for everybody.

Don't try to play off you being awful as some sort of pathetic attempt to be a troll.

Kill compilation video for Day Z. Why isn't "Let the bodies hit the floor" playing?

Our plans are cool, but the execution of them is shit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOmc131UZFE&feature=plcp

New video up guys, making new thread.

Yeah, I noticed that as soon as I uploaded it but I thought it was a person because the window is tiny in sony vegas.. Sorry everybody, I have failed you all D: I'm gonna try to not do to much raging. My friend also knows that I get grumpy. He has it sometimes as well. It's not something that'll spark an argument, we aren't too fussed about these sort of things. But in the heat of the moment you do kind of wanna get the fuck out of there instead of getting shot by each other. " Imet suma outside yeah " - Revilo, 2012 Usually when he spouts some non-sense I can't understand I don't bother asking because it just takes too long to figure out what's actually going on. So I just go deal with whatever's happening myself.

You know for a fact I'm reasonable, probably more so than you. But frankly I didn't see a threat at the time because I wasn't expecting about 50 fucking people to be in the firestation.

I love my FN FAL. One hits mother fuckers. The zombies didn't get attracted because all of them were frozen at the time. Not sure why. I agree, my friend is useless.

I did cover his ass. Like a FUCKING boss.

Lol, nah not nice dodgin. He's just a shit shot.

I come to you all with a question and a little story. Two weeks ago I suggested to my friend that we play Day Z, the ultimate running and eating beans simulator. My friend was intrigued and over the course of the next day we did our research to make sure it wasn't over-hyped bullcrap like you'd expect from most modern day games. We loved the concept and decided to buy ARMA 2. We got into Day Z and started out trying to find each other, having found each other after a day and getting used to the coast and local areas we decided to go to Cherno. Along the way we crouched and saw a fellow survivor. "Hang on, over there, guy with long rifle on his back walking towards that town" We got down and watched him for a bit, he scavenged the local town, avoiding zombies left and right by crawling and taking what he could from what was left of this area. I go to direct chat and stand up. "Hey bro, over he -" I was cut off by the sound of a gunshot from my friend. The survivor fell, bleeding and moaning while zombies started noshing on him. I got back down. "Why the fuck would you do that?" "Why not? He has shit that he got from the town, go loot him." Begrudgingly I went over to the corpse after clearing the zombies and grabbed the few tins of beans that he had. "Totally worth the ammunition" I said to my friend, who was convinced his shit was made of solid gold at this point. "He would have shot us, don't even try to prove otherwise" We moved on. Feeling uncomfortable we had just killed some poor bastard that did nothing wrong. When I encounter survivors by myself I usually avoid them entirely or watch them for a long period of time to establish if they are truly bandits or just friendly survivors. The next day my friend had convinced four others to get Day Z. So there we were, my friends had scavenged towns and got the usual loot of Winchesters and Lees. "Let's go to Cherno. Get some good shit in there." We all agreed and decided to follow the tree-line heading to the outskirts of Cherno. At this point we had killed helpless survivors in towns, my friends cowering away in the distance while they forced me to go and get the loot off of their target practice. We had killed so many and helped nobody at all. As far as these people were concerned it was a slow-paced death match. I can live with bandits. But my friends had major trust issues. It really lead me to question what type of people they were. I had always hung around with them due to the fact that they had the same sick sense of humor as me. But was a sense of humor all that made a friendship? Looking into my past I realized these people were not even remotely friendly. I had been pushed around by them for years. They bullied children, stole things, threatened to murder me on several different occasions and just generally were assholes to everybody they came into contact with. Going into Cherno, we found camo uniforms and ghillie suits along with blood packs and other things that people take with glee, while these people felt they were entitled to them. I heard a gunshot, nobody in Cherno wouldn't of heard it. It was a Lee from one of my friends. "Killed some fucking noob but I've got zombies on me." "Just abort man, I do it. It makes it so the zombies lose agro." I didn't know what he was talking about. The idea to leave a server when I made a mistake had never even crossed my mind until now. "Alright." He said and left then reconnected. As the group had learned from this, you can just disconnect whenever you please and erase any consequences from stupid actions you make. They used their new knowledge to put down poor survivors in the middle of towns with sniper rifles then abort when the zombies would flood to them, leaving me to deal with the consequences and generally being forced to abort aswell. I didn't decide to play Day Z to fucking kill every survivor we came across and just leave without facing any consequences, this basically just made the game into a really bad death match game. I couldn't even comprehend why they'd play it at this point due to not wanting to deal with the zombies, surviving, scavenging, looting, or any of the other core parts of Day Z. They were literally there for the kills and that was all. After a few days the aborting had gotten to extremes, they no longer even killed zombies or tried to stealth past them due to the aborting. At this point in time I am enraged, I sit here typing this while they are currently at Balota and have been for the last 6 days. Bragging about their kill count while they live in the bushes using a sniper to spam at people that come anywhere close to the airfield. Whenever they run out of a mag, they leave it at one ammo so they can reconnect to get their entire mag back in the gun. After sniping an "enemy" they disconnect immediately to avoid an onslaught of zombies from the army tents nearby, then demand me to get them their "winnings" from the corpse. And if a player manages to spot their ghillie suit while they're hiding in bushes? They abort. The last few days I've managed to get a silenced gun and nightvision. My question is this: Should I put these sad, miserable, cheating fucks down and make sure they never get any decent loot what so ever and eventually just stop playing all together?

We're sorry to hear that...what do you want us to do about it?

Wow, you're an ignorant fuck that couldn't read a few sentences because it required some time, which you don't have I imagine. I mean being this much of a wanker must take up atleast 12 hours a day.

Got a bit too heavy? Fair enough. Let's get back to bashing the topic though. I did not record me killing them all in a sneaky solid snake fashion. I won't record it because it's already happened. I don't communicate with those people any more and they've quit the game. Also...not sure where you got the lust for a man's ass part. Not sure how that comes into play in the slightest. I'm fairly positive, I know things will pick up for me, I've just had some shitty luck. I won't let it get me down. Now if you don't mind, we should all have a good ol' wank and play some day z.

Yeah, I know. I don't like people raging in videos either. I was just a bit crabby because I hadn't slept for 37 hours :P

The Zombies: I remember I used to be sneaking around, terrified that the zombies might be right around the corner ready to bite a hole in my ass. Now I'm running down the middle of the street in Cherno without a care in the world. They don't see you half of the time, and the only time they do magically see you is when you're a mile away from them and their cataract infested eyes decide to turn into god damn Iron Man's thermal vision. Even if the zombies do decide to actually start following you, they lose you as soon as you take a step to the left or go through what I like to call a "Zombie carwash" which is just run in a building with 2 doors, and the zombies have lost complete sight of you. Not only are the zombies completely blind, but half of the time they don't even hear you. I can't count how many times I've been with a friend in the middle of a city and just fired my lee einfield into the air to freak out my friend, only for me to turn to them and say "Lol, don't worrry, they don't even hear it anymore" then continue skipping along the pavement right infront of the twenty infected that spawned ontop of each other in the building across the road. So basically the zombies are completely worthless. Unfortunately this isn't even up for debate, it doesn't matter what your opinion on the subject is, it doesn't change the fact that these things are just completely useless and need to be fixed. While reading this I think to myself "Well, that has to be an over-reaction." I look at it, try to change what I've just said so it doesn't sound as ludacris but unfortunately everything I've said is accurate. I'd report the zombies on the bug forums, with several videos to prove my point but the bug forums are about as useful as a prostitute without her most valuable assets and the only topics that seem to be on there are things that seem to only be specific to the one person who wrote it or things that were fixed about 2 patches ago. While we're on about things not working, am I the only one that seems to have noticed the temperature in this game is now completely worthless? The Temperature: Among skipping past every zombie in existence, the enviromental threats are no longer existant either. It wasn't long ago that I remembered walking around in the rain and thinking "Well damn, I need to find some shelter or I might run the risk of getting sick" and struggling to find wood to burn a fire just so I don't run the risk of getting too low. It seems the only thing that actually effects your temperature in the slightest is sitting in icy cold water during the middle of the night for 5 mins. Go ahead. Sit in the rain. Watch as your temperature does nothing. Go for a swim, watch as your body seems to think it's a walking heat pack that doesn't seem to expire. Some of the biggest threats in this game have been completely elliminated and I sit here waiting for it to even be mentioned once. tl;dr: How are you enjoying 1.7.2.3? Edit: After much reading of the forums it is apparent that the temperature bug is only occurring to some people, apparently people that haven't died since the previous patches. Since dying this has now been fixed and is no longer applicable to the thread.

Just as I posted that I heard rocket is planning a hotfix and he will be fixing hearing, which is quite a large part of the problem. My nipples are as hard as a rock. http://www.fpsguru.com/stream/fpsguru/vod/6477 About 11 mins in.

Don't you die on me! I'd really like some feedback from more people, what do you think of the zombies?

Aww thats cute, he did his first post in my thread. Welcome to the forums.