Snort (DayZ)

We had some bitch sitting outside that was killing every single fucking unarmed person on the block. In this video we try lying to lure her up to get a few more kills under her belt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM1obM1uueM&feature=youtu.be

Yeah he died, but I died aswell, think there's a bit of a desync issue at the moment.

It's the axe battle to end all axe battles. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVRHfLVuZXc&feature=plcp

I got confused with the superman theme, I swear they sound identical in my head.

I don't believe what you're doing is wrong, I myself am a bandit. I was basically just mocking you for what you consider to be trickery and nifty banditry, when it's just common behavior among assholes such as ourselves. "I like, totally pulled the wool over his eyes. I told him I was friendly, and I wasn't" You're not even a clever or mildly amusing type of bandit, just a dickhead. Set up traps, devise plots to destroy people's bases, get an army of slaves, do something impressive then come back to this pathetic excuse of a thread. "I had this guy, and he like, totally was gonna be my slave, then I shot him" One hell of a story there. That was great. Why the hell would you do that? Not only does that serve no purpose, it just wastes ammunition, time, resources, and a fucking slave. Again, you're not a clever or nifty bandit. Just a fucking mongoloid trying to get his kill count up.

Five seconds is plenty. When you see somebody sitting down after just being shot you immediately know on the spot that they're disconnecting. If you can't kill them in 5 seconds of them purely being 100% defenseless, you probably wouldn't of killed them if they were moving and running away.

"Legitimate Edgy Teenager Thread / AKA Legitimate Pre-pubes & People that watch too much Dexter" It's k kids. You'll get out of that phase when you finally realize being a dick to people doesn't actually make you look cool or hip, it just makes you look like a dick. I'm all for bandits in game, but these stories are so light weight and you think you're the lord of darkness's offspring. As I said, you'll get out of this phase soon enough.

I'm a bit disappointed with this. I did a play through of it and recorded it, it was only jump scares. I really wasn't a fan. I believe for a horror game to be truly scary it needs atmosphere and to invoke paranoia. This game did that brilliantly, but the only reason I got truly terrified is when the music would play loud as fuck and make you jump. That's not good horror design, that's just taking advantage of the fact that we have a defense mechanism. To flinch when something comes at us, fear for our lives and try to survive. I remember playing Day Z for the first time it was a horror experience I've never had before. I was truly frightened because I wasn't sure how the zombies acted. Crawling through cherno in the middle of the night, only my friends light to guide my way. Unfortunately now it seems to have lost it's edge because I know exactly what I'm doing. But a game that can screw with your senses is a truly good horror game. Games like Amnesia, that build atmosphere so you can build the story in your head, make your imagination run wild. Silent Hill was another great example of this. Not much happened in Silent Hill, it was mainly your own imagination and paranoia that set you off. There were times with Slender where I felt so uncomfortable that I wanted to get off my seat and punch the wall. Those were the moments I cherished. But just the music being so god damn loud and the jump scares really cheapened it for me. Up at page 5 it was nothing but loud music. It wasn't scary, just irritating. That's my review...not sure what it's worth, but I'd give it a 7/10. I'd say it's worth very little. I suppose if you aren't a nit picker you'll be fine with this game, but I'm a man filled with cynicism.

"If your number one hobby is to ruin other people's time, then you're a fucking sack of shit and deserve to die." - Snort, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGTgtstjReg&feature=youtu.be

I've been kept in a room for a lot of my life, and in that time you get the urge to try certain impressions. It is only natural that my dog impression would terrify and degrade those who I bark at.

I just had a 2 hour encounter with some hackers. They stalked me and basically forced me to take weapons and equipment by spawning it on me...that was after they turned me into a cow, drove a jet at me and made me a dog. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGTgtstjReg&feature=youtu.be If I have any of these items on me is there a chance of me getting banned at all? I've killed myself various times and they items are no longer on me, but every now and then I kept coming across bodies that had loot that was not in the game, some of it was. I took some items that were in the game, would it be alright to keep that loot or should I just get rid of all of it?

I know. At the time I wasn't too annoyed because I didn't have anything on me but after it I found just a gigantic string of corpses with a heap of weapons and shit on them. I think they teleported everybody on the server to the one spot then nuked it. Made me mildly peeved.

I'm normally not that angry of a person. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBG3CoifxZA&feature=youtu.be After returning to cherno it was completely demolished and my friend was greeted by a man with a golden AK.

Weren't we all...

Can't remember, I had changed servers so damn frequently due to hackers on each one. It had US in it, but I sense this isn't going to be very useful due to the fact there are about 1000 US servers. Check out my thread with the hack video.

Doesn't surprise me my sources are incorrect. They thought it was legal to chloroform a girl because this way she can't say no. Thank you for the response.

Sure is hard as fuck to read up in here. I changed servers twice. They followed me. I've heard various sources stating you are allowed to use them as long as you didn't spawn them or had no part of spawning them. But thanks for contributing.

I'm going to be polite as possible about this because you clearly don't understand. They kept spawning the items in my inventory. If this is a new sort of revelation I have footage of it and am willing to upload it. But just because one fat headed mongoloid doesn't think it happened, I'm not uploading it. I have about 70gigs of fucking footage, and basically I'm not going to sift through it all just to appease to your insanely huge ego. Oh boy, and that was me being polite.

I JUST logged off from my encounter with a hacker. I dunno if it was this guy, but before I logged I found a corpse with heaps of hacked in items and his name was Sketty.

I don't sound like a crazy redneck do I? D:

Understandable. :o

I'm going to ask now...how many people do you have in your group, and do you REALLY need two cars? I don't mean to tell you how to play but it just seems as if two is a bit excessive. Vehicles in servers are hard enough to get and you're going to deprive somebody of having one? I dunno, maybe it's just me being a whiny bitch. Either way, this is certainly why don't hang around in vans.

Last time I checked, this game was the zombie apocalypse...not Vietnam... Still. Good song. Good editing. Good trailer. 10/10 would watch again.

People advertising Day Z videos on the Day Z gallery? This is certainly a large shock to the system.