Snort (DayZ)

I saw your original post! My, my you're silly!

I count that as a win in my favor. Feel the paaaain!

What an excellent contribution! Fucking twot. I don't think it's that bad of an idea. There is far too much food just laying around, I find the shit everywhere. I've not once starved or even been close to starving. The only time I had been relatively close to starving was the patch where they accidentally made the tinned food one of the rarest spawns in the game...good times. I genuinely had to kill a friend to get some beans...he wouldn't fucking give them to me!

I've heard of this fix, nothing comes up when you hold shift and press dash for me. Also I've noticed the artifacting happening A LOT MORE since a recent update.

I'm with ya, sounds good. Not with ya at all. I think it should be rarer if anything. Once you know where to look food no longer becomes a priority. Meat gives you 800 per piece, go get some meat if your blood is low. You also had a buddy with you. Transfusion is not out of the question. What a lovely way to greet somebody into the game, I'm sure you get invited to a lot of parties with your attitude. What about people that build around their little fortresses? The entire point of those is to lock places down. The bad part is people abuse this. You can't just remove it all when people leave, why the hell would I lock off my tents if I knew as soon as I logged out they would be fucked anyway? I think the blood system is at 12k as in "Oh, well this is how much blood you can lose before you die" Not "This is the total amount of blood in your body" It's like you say. If you had about 3k blood you'd "go into a coma" to use your words. I say that because if you had 60% of your blood lost you'd be fucking dead. Rocket himself has said in livestreams that he wants to make things like this happen. He even specifically said he wanted to be able to harvest pumpkins when they walked past a pumpkin patch. Also the ability to make your own hydroponics etc.

I'm fucking Neo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exPpS_8229I&feature=youtu.be P.S. It didn't say I murdered him for some reason, I've had this happen a lot recently. But we examined the body later and it was him. Satan, AS50 in backpack, M4 CCO SD in main hand.

You BEST be jokin' It's Zelda's theme, a remix style thing that appeared in Soul Caliber.

You've even managed to make giving beans sound horrific. Well done.

I think it might be something to do with changing outfits. Because technically you respawn when you equip them, and there was a glitch for a while where wearing ghillie's made you invisible. Probably something to do with that.

I felt it was needed.

Nice spotting. I don't know the difference between the two tbh because I'm not much of a sniper person, I use assault rifles most of the time.

He also had a golden revolver, he was going invisible at will aswell. He accidentally came out of invisibility, if you listen closely past the music it kind of sounds like a spy cloaking in TF2. But yeah, he was hacking. I also went to Electro one hour later and there was 3 crashed helicopters right next to each other, half of the buildings were knocked down aswell.

I hear Nebraska's nice... Video contains spoilers for The Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLY2Q4v8oi8&feature=youtu.be

...and 3 seconds. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnmtqiTF5iU&feature=youtu.be

She only had a crowbar, there was a dead body inside though. Not sure if she was the killer, but either way I wouldn't of gained anything from taking the shot. I scared her, that was enough.

Relevant to the thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnZgy28rmnQ&feature=plcp These people had NO reason not to kill me. They were all terrible and I had the drop on them all. I was friendly for the sake of it and was always lower on gear than them, and yet they killed me...well except for the guy with the axe, he had an excuse.

I can neither confirm or deny these claims. But they sound false.

Double tap Ctrl to lower main weapon, aim at floor, look up. First time I discovered it was when I was trying to get fuel from a gas station. I was fucking horrified.

I like how he killed the guy on the ground, who was unarmed bleeding and blind first. Not the guy with the AKM. I thought he was shooting at the zombie, I didn't think somebody would be dumb enough to do what he did. I don't suspect I can keep up the friendly act much longer. I'm pure fucking evil deep down, and everybody knows it. I used to set up elaborate traps for bandits. 50 wire fencing and shit like that then one bear trap in the door so I could question why they're here, what they're doing, but recently due to not staying alive long enough because of hackers I haven't been able to do it. There's always hope for the future, who knows, I might kidnap you!

I don't have a designed outfit for if a situation like Day Z were to occur. I know I'd die. I can't run 5 feet without losing my fucking breath and needing to sit down.

Was this video specifically designed to make me check my steam messages? Because I don't see any other purpose to it.

Ho ho, I stopped reading there. You might be right, but I can't fucking stand people not having the decency to actually make a reasonable comparison instead of just furiously masturbating and shouting "Haha! I insulted these games that everybody hates! Do I fit in yet?" Yes. We get it. Most people who play these games are people that want a casual afternoon with some friends and simply do not have the same taste as people that like pure hell simulators like us. Leave them the fuck alone.

Oh that's me. I'm a retarded Australian/Englishman. Funny that I should only sound like one. Edit: Had to edit the word "Englishman" because I accidentally put "Englishmen" That implies I'm more than one person! Do ho! I'm such a fucking twonk!

Should probably put that in the title... Shane turns into a zombie as well, might want to make a note of that.