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  1. guppy22143

    Hunting at NEAF

    This gave me cancer. Get your audio jack out of your input. XD EDIT: What a blatantly dickish thing for you to do... QUIT WASTING MY BLOODBAGS, DAMMIT!!!!!!! SOMEONE'S GOTTA PATCH THOSE BASTARDS UP!
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    Defib a dead person

    Look, quit quoting dumb unrealism to support your dumb idea. It's pretty much all placeholder features, the realism aspect isn't being emphasized over core features and items yet. BTW, as a medic that hangs around the NWAF, I have plenty of reason to carry a defib.
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    Defib a dead person

    Defibs are used when someone's heart is fibrillating- the chances of saving a dead person like that is pretty unlikely.
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    Best camo pattern

    I personally prefer a hunter's pack. It's not too bulky, and it's nice and dark, while also holding 30 slots.
  5. guppy22143

    Best camo pattern

    Ugh, I'm so sick of the ever-so impractical "black camo" crowd. Look, wearing black on a nighttime server makes you darker than your surroundings. Why? Because Chernarus is ALREADY BEIGE, Chernarus has Earthtones already! Nighttime just renders the colors darker, it doesn't change the bloody textures. You are just making yourself stand out more by wearing colors darker than your surroundings, because the game is rendering your clothing darker.
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    Best camo pattern

    "Hunting With Odine Lowe", coming soon to the outdoors channel.
  7. guppy22143

    Best camo pattern

    For Chernarus? I'd say camo green in Summer, but since it's set in fall, beige.
  8. Sorry, mate. It's all private hive now. Official DayZ servers died out a long time ago, because people wanted the easy, watered-down DayZ experience. In a sense, they wanted ArmA 2 but for some reason wanted to force it on to DayZ.
  9. guppy22143

    Add 'fountain dew'

    SACRIFICE THE MOUNTAIN DEW TO GREEN MOUNTAIN! APPEASE THE ZED GOD Z-NU!
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    Let us paint more things

    Fix'd.
  11. guppy22143

    Is DayZ going to have microtransactions/DLC?

    About your first point If we learned anything with mods, it's that the main hive will close and never succeed due to watered-down experiences.
  12. guppy22143

    Dayz was once described as a social experiment...

    A very good and well thought out point, portrayed in a very jumbled and illegible way. It confuses me.
  13. guppy22143

    Freezes when I walk, HELP!

    specs, please.
  14. guppy22143

    desync + enemy never die, revive everytimes

    What? ENGLISH, MOTHERUCKER, YOU SPEAK IT? I need more information to help you with this.
  15. guppy22143

    Help I'm stuck in the middle of no where!

    Go South, if you are in the Debug Plains then you are as good as dead. Noone is seen going in And no one ever comes out.
  16. guppy22143

    For the night is dark and full of terror!

    Aye. Unfortunately, the "gorrillas" he envisioned really don't seem scary or creepy to me. Brutish, maybe, but they seem dumb and strong. I imagine them as clever and nimbile creatures, weak but smart and inhuman.
  17. guppy22143

    Survivor Group of 4

    Javhol? What, I heard my name? Oh, I see. Sure, fine, whatever, all that lot. JUST GIVE ME BEANS AND MY RESPIRATOR!
  18. guppy22143

    For the night is dark and full of terror!

    XD No, not my work. But it's just about the only drawing I can find that sort of accurately depicts how I saw the Morlocks in "The Time Machine". Most people seemed to think them apelike and shallow faced- I imagined them as hairless, skinny, depraved creatures that looked like they crawled from a sewer.
  19. guppy22143

    New player skin: Sassy Black woman

    Just got my PC fixed, and now I have to redownload the game today. D: CURSES, I am missing all the fun! >:(
  20. guppy22143

    the new girls/robots/crackheads in town

    I just walked into a science class in Cherno and found Walter the Gray cooking up crack with Frodo.
  21. guppy22143

    the new girls/robots/crackheads in town

    Breaking Bad 2 Confirmed?
  22. guppy22143

    bikey for Fallujah

    here, son I found your precious bikey. Now go play, but be back to light tires by bedtime.
  23. guppy22143

    New player skin: Sassy Black woman

    HEY! THIS IS A PROGRESSIVE FORUM, WE DON'T THROW AROUND THAT WORD!!! Now, Alexei, if you will, throw this DIRTY CZECHIAN into our GULAG!
  24. guppy22143

    the new girls/robots/crackheads in town

    Simply deviant, I know.
  25. guppy22143

    For the night is dark and full of terror!

    Just remember the Morlocks every time you go to log into DayZ. You will never play night servers again.
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