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lol media bambi.

"Uh... I hate to ask you this, but... Do you think you could identify genital zombie bites?"

I once had sex with a zombie.

the medic is lol'ing

Damn, you bastards are so cynical. First off, Minecraft isn't shitty. If you've played the game, it's actually intuitive and pretty damn nice as far as gameplay and the concept goes. The community is shitty though, much like ours is. DayZ is way, WAY too early in development to be asking if it's going to die. Also, H1Z1 is a straight up rip off of several features from DayZ and Rust. It'd turn out like Unturned, if only Sony didn't have so many fanboys from PS2 and other F2P games. I personally think it's really shitty of them to jump on the bandwagon that DayZ started, just to cash in on their "intellectual property". But oh well, that's people. They'll eat up anything a YouTuber posts to their channel.

I'd try toying with graphics enough to put most of the stress on your GPU performance-wise. Somewhere inbetween medium and very high, but I'd still leave most rendering stuff on lowest.

Alright! As some of you know, I was not active playing DayZ for awhile. I come back, and now I can't find any action. It's a shame, too, since I've been wanting to try out my new rig! Where do people typically get into fights nowadays? Haven't seen a soul west of Berenzino.

lol FOG is good people. I plan to head over to their server after I get killed on the public hive.

Lol they were pretty terrible. Shoulda just serpentine bum rushed em at the end

Hot damn in a can of whoopass, FOG has a server Awwwww yeeeee I'm comin' fo yo beans, Irish.

*squeaky voice* Hand over the beans or we'll clock ya!

I feel as if a skateboard would do worse than a bike as far as physics go...

lol sorry 'bout that, "kiddo" is just part of the way I talk. I call a lot of people kiddo, it wasn't meant to offend you. :P

lol I went on a bit of a hiatus. Good to talk to ya death :3 Nah. In most situations, you have your options... In an open space, with a normal player "Yo, you friendly?" "yeah" "Need anything?" "nah" "k bye" In a confined space, with geared player, in the South *walks up stairs* *bang* *bang* to the winner, go the spoils

how many lone, well fed, fully kitted people have you met in highly traversed areas near a spawn that are friendly?DayZ isn't always kumbaya around a fire, kiddo. There's people out there that want to take a piece out of you and me. The best defense you can have is not letting the situation escalate in the first place. Kill or be killed. Your peaceful tendencies are, as of now, useless. Whereas your lack of martial prowess and risk taking only increases your odds of death. You've failed to adapt. You're in a survival deficit.

probably hunting. I doubt he was on an innocent trip for some batteries

Might is right. A guy that geared in a fire station was only there to hunt you. You did yourself good. You saved your own life. You adapted and lived.

Euro to dollar conversion really fucked over the bean economy. Blame Steam.

I got hung up in a bad fight up at NWAF. Hooked in there for 15 minutes. Saw someone camping the airfield, so I took 3 shots as they ran down the runway. One grazed them, and they ducked into the fire station. I pinned him there, exchanging volleys as he tried to regain a dominant firing position. He'd lean, fire, duck, I'd fire. It was getting no where. I pushed to the fire station, peaked and we shot eachother. I took 3 to my chest, he took 2 to the head. Everything we had was ruined. With no rags or bandages, I bled out and died on the tarmac. Our futile, meaningless struggle for survival killed us both. I spawned near Otmel. I saw a lone freshspawn walking down the road. I approached him, and we exchanged names. We made conversation, and I took a liking to him. The conversation steered in an unexpected direction, however. I forget how it got to that point, but he looks at me and says, "I was just killed at the airfield, actually." I ask him "Northwest?" "Yes. How did you know?" "I just killed someone there..." "Sorry" "Sorry"

Call me. I'm nice and gentle. I'm also not into men, so we're compatible I guess.Bring lube.

I remember I once noticed your profile said 14 years old. Whatever happened to that?

I wish they'd add guitars just so we could play them. :P

Oh, but I digress. This may seem a little off-topic, so forgive me, moderators. One who's killed before can kill again. Especially provided a desperate situation, human nature and primal instinct takes over. I know if I was starving to death, I'd much rather take my food by force than sacrifice skin off my back to trade for it. DayZ's high KoS rates are contributed to by darwinism, human nature and boredom. In the near future, once base building becomes a thing ect, it should drop. But there will always be a lot of people that would rather off you and not take the risk. The devs can't control that. Adapt or die. In a post apocalyptic scenario, might is right. Human nature dictates whether you make friends or get into gunfights. It's unpredictable, uncontrollable, and my, we're just going to have to learn to live with it. (or die with it)

You don't know it now, but KoS is the core, barebones feature that makes DayZ playable. I used to have your anti-KoS mentality, but when you look past the anger of losing your items... You see how important those newspawn snipers and clown mask wearing, pantless axe murderers really are to the game. If DayZ didn't have the threat of other players killing you, it'd be meaningless and empty. A world without a real existential threat to your well being. As for future DayZ features/content, I'd really like to see combat and lifesaving emphasized on and improved. Things like tourniquets and varying wounds.

While I agree with the above, in my time back in Chernarus, I've seen a major FPS increase. It's actually playable in cities for me now... woot woot. Getting that gaming rig in like a month, guys. I'm coming for you in 30 FPS biyitchz