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You. You're on my hit-list. I will chop of your legs and force you to have a cage match with a zombie. Get ready, pal. You've angered a medic.

Unfortunately... There aren't many of us. But you will encounter medics, so don't KoS!

I think they should add everything, then fix the multitude of bugs. To make SURE they got 'em all.

YES! JUST... YES! ALL HAIL THE CHURCH OF FREEMAN! ALL READ FROM THE BOOK OF MORGAN!

Guys, quit being butthurt. It's just flame bait.

Anyone who kills a Medic.

I hope you have beverages... I've been drinking cream for weeks! It's all I can find... :(

You weren't being "friendly". You were being a dumbass. You should have NEVER let your guard down.

Dean's leaving is his choice. Respect it, don't force him to stay. However, him leaving... Breaks my heart... :(

I keep diaries on each character, each one with it's own persona. This passes down my legacy when I die, and allows my assailant (or person who discovers my body) to determine if the kill was just. :D

Aye. But no worries- the RRF Rangers can make quick work of bandits like that.

offtopic warningYour signature... Is so helpful...

Well, the next time you're in a situation like that, head over to the Reddit Rescue Force page, make a thread and shoot me a PM. I'll be the first on the case! :D...with my trusty side kicks AHEM I mean squad mates, of course... http://www.reddit.com/r/redditrescueforce/

Being DayZ'd by some stairs... The feels...

BEWARE AND COWER, YE HEATHENS! Me and my squad are beginning the hunt! We will crucify you on Noob Hill! We will hang you from the rafters of the industrial barns! We will blow out your kneecaps and force you to PERSONALLY apologize to everyone you have ever held up, killed or beaten! Ye shall pay for thy crimes! We will burn you at the stake! We will drench you in steak sauce, cripple you and leave you for the zombies! We will handcuff you to the bars of the prison in the NWAF! We will shove the Mosin bayonets up your own ass! We will choke you out with the rope that you used to tie up other players! We will beat you with your own gun! We will shoot you like dogs, ye sinners! So heed this as a fair warning. :D From now on, any server my squad plays on will become a bandit-free zone. You have been warned. Even a medic can kill those who deserve it!

Nah we don't just break up fire fights. I mean we sort of stalk players... Creepy, right? Anyway, we stalk players and figure out who they are. Or we wait until someone engages us.

At first I thought it said "forced headjob", I was like "I REALLY hope this is a joke thread." But I don't like this idea. For players (like me) who don't have top of the line gaming rigs, every frame counts. I disabled head bob just for the sake of FPS.

I use 3PP so I can see my sexy character. :D

I like cyan. :3

In all seriousness, this was more or less a joke thread. :P

Nah, we keep ourselves to a squad of 3. Sometimes I'll roll with 4-5, but that's a bit unmanageable.

Exactly. This is just giving us something to do! :P We are heroes, bandits are bandits... They make the game fun. Decided to share our new hunting decision out of boredom. :3

Said it before, sayin' it again. This is not the Walking Dead Online. However, I can see a lot of this working well with DayZ. :D

On a sidenote; Your profile picture is adorable.