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First of all, edit the R word out of your post. That joke isn't funny, and shouldn't be brought up here. Just telling you first before a mod lays down the law in a more brutal way. Second of all, you can escape handcuffs. The only way you'd be locked in there for hours was if they were guarding you 24/7, and that would give you something to do. DayZ... It isn't fun for all. It isn't balanced, it wasn't meant to be. This game is a struggle for survival... I want it to feel that way. SO BRING IT ON, DEAN! I'LL TAKE WHATEVER YOU THROW AT ME! I'm a medic, not a murderer. That isn't my "Thing", I just think it would add a new level of depth to the gameplay, and more challenge. (and, as I said before ,handcuffs are escapable.) Newp, slang for Nope.

I usually hail geared players, and ask for food. If they try to rob or kill me... Well, I punch them out or run depending on if they have a helmet or not. I then take all of his food and gear, and hide the bitch's body. :D

What if it worked on AIs? Like, say you are a new spawn, and a zombie attacks you. All you have is handcuffs, so you lock the bastard onto a gate. Problem solved! (And, remember, AI will improve with future updates.) Also, what if you want to keep a player prisoner? Say, for ransom, or to be a sort of storage unit? There are TONS of possibilities. And if you're scared of being chained to a fence, and are more focused on grabbing loot than having legitimate experiences with other players, you're missing half of what DayZ is about.

Ah. If only my first spawn was as cinematic and memorable... I met another player, who then ran off dressed as a woman, and a few minutes later I was shot. The end! :D

If you log out while cuffed, it kills you. So NEWP.

Good idea, wrong execution. A back stab should not instakill, at the most incapacitate. And it should certainly ruin gear.

Already being implemented. Check the changelog next time! :D

Dayz character information is not stored on a cloud. I reccomemd moving your DayZ profiles into their respective places on your new PC, via flash drive.

If you want a performance increase, upgrade your video card and GPU. :D

What a terrible shot... 10 meters, you were CRAWLING, and you didn't even return fire.

JA. HEIL MEIN GRAMMATIK FUHRER GUPPY!!!

This is Alpha. There is a lack of endgame that you must accept at this point, though more survival, base building, and crafting objects will be added in the near-future to ass on to your gaming experience. So just be patient. This being said, you can also create your own end game. Whether that's murdering new-spawns or handing out food in Elektro, to each his own. Entertain Yourself

Ok... Your first posts are not impressing me. If safe zones were added, people would camp inside of these to avoid KoS. Others would camp the outside and shoot people who come and go. Play the game, don't complain.

Ahem. The people that work on core mechanics, bug fixes ect, and the people who work on "silly masks", are completely SEPERATE. Also, quit reviving old, useless threads. This isn't a suggestion or giving feedback, this is just complaining.

Dang... That sucks! And anyway, it's to combat combat logging. Just somethin' y'gotta deal with. (PROTIP: Try slightly damaging your shirt. It breaks up the color!)

Nice story! Good job killing off that bandit, btw. :D

Stuffed status is to be avoided, but not feared. Just don't eat until you vomit! You don't need to be stationary, you can move all you want! :D For anymore questions or concerns, feel free to PM me. I can help you with all of your medicinal needs.

Zelenogorsk, Chernogorsk and Elektrozordak are all in Czech. Not Russia.

Thank you for translating your sentence! We have a lot of English users on this forum, and it is very considerate. (Gracias por la traducción de su sentencia de usted! Tenemos una gran cantidad de usuarios en inglés en este foro, y es muy considerado.)

I play hardcore, with is 1PP.

CoD logicNo range finding or bullet drop, taking a grenade to the face won't kill you, and tomakawks can be thrown for miles. Play hardcore if you don't like 3PP. CoD is uncomperable to DayZ in realism.

When a soft ball sized hole just isn't enough.

That island is off the coast of Kamy. Decently well-known, actually. :D

Thank you. :D

Quit playing the victim. Don't want negative responses? Don't be a dick.