guppy22143

All these puns are putin me on edge.

"Medic, I broke my legs, can you run from one end of the map to the other for me?" will turn into "Medic, someone broke my legs and cut my tongue out, can you run from one end of the map to the other for me?"

Please, the humanity system is for scared wussies and exploiters. I love that tense feeling of making a decision... Talk, shoot, or walk away. DayZ is a game of scorched earth tactics, no one will be pointing out that they're a murderer. Crimea river. :3

Forgive me, for I have spilled innocent blood. Was at the Balota airfield with some buddies of mine a week ago. We were looting the prison, and heard three M4 shots from the Eastern side. We crept out. My friend had a sniper and my other had an M4 like me. I pushed to the hanger nearest the ACT to check it out. My friends provide cover. I see you come out of the ACT, with your friend in the upper part. I tell my mates, and hailed you. You had no pants. Your friend said you were friendly. But... my friends did not like it. He told me to engage on 3. He fired two shots off of his mosin, wounding you. My friend pushed up to my hanger ad I suppressed. Your friend got away... but you pushed into our hanger, foolishly. We emptied 4 shots each into you from either side, you didn't stand a chance. If you read this, I am deeply sorry.

Medic I broke my legs Medic I need blood This looks safe *bang*

Surgery engine. Add certain problems that require surgery... I can imagine rogue medics kidknapping and harvesting organs, then storing in a new item-organ transport box. Let's perform medicine...

First of all, this is Charnarus. Hence Chernarussia. DayZ is a survival sim, you inadequate scrub. In real life, the enemy won't be wearing a turban to signify he is the enemy. Why don't you ACTUALLY interact with players? Also, this isn't a milsim! I doubt everyone in Chernarus were cold war indoctrinated psychopaths, I doubt there would be guns galore as if the farmers amd villagers were gearing up to invade Normandy.

Please, that is pussy gagging. Cut out their tongues and gag them with it, THAT should satiate your phsycopathic rage.

The rules of survival are a competitive game of scorched-earth tactics. People will eliminate any and all competition, you just need to use your brain, remain friendly but ready to kill, and preserve what little humanity the people of DayZ have left.

Already being implemented. Watch more dev blogs! XD

And then make a hat with the new "Fiber Shit Hat" crafting recipe using a stick and a clothy shit.

Oi, look You kill "Bandits..." When really you are killing based soley on assumptions, which makes you no better. Wanna be a hero? Sign up to be a medic. It'll go a lot farther than shooting barrack rats. http://www.reddit.com/r/redditrescueforce

Get the fuck out.

Saw a certain someone on a billboard recently...

Mate, calm down. These'll be fixed in the future.

"presume" they're hostile... How the hell did you know for SURE these guys were bandits? Nothing annoys me more than a KoS "hero".

Told ya medics can be badasses.

You never, EVER, defib your buddy unless he is already fibrullating.

Nothing like using a corpse as a plate warmer.

Guppy's Survivap Philosophy 1. Ruin what you can not use 2. Give the rest to your clan 3. Kill larger competition, avoid or kill smaller competition 4. Be a horder 5. Be sneaky 6. Beans before friends Food galore, life galore.

*tucks away an RRF dossier* Oh please, not like I am a spy or anything...

Are you guts recruiting, btw? Seeing as I might as well try out the KoS lifestyle, I am a decent combat medic. :D

What server? Been awhile since I've gotten into some shit.... teach me, o' master.

Not talking about that situation. I was not there. They savedcour asses on an ambushed rescue once.

That is downright evil. The RRF does nothing but help. They do not want to build bases, they just build hospitals. And trust me, Rangers will give you a run for your money. You killed medics... thess guys saved our asses in Electro, they are skilled