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That toon looks familiar... Did you recently shoot a down coat clad bambi in Berenzino? :P

They fall for it because they are kind.

But you'd only need to ask for them. :3

Actually, the Rangers have been awhile for a long time. They are armed escorts for the medics, they are prestigious.

Alright, bring it on you bastard. This isn't original, this isn't funny. I've been ambushed numerous times, and I can confirm most have gotten domed. By the way, I'm linking this thread on the RRF. Extra alert. I'll also be sure to contact the Rangers about exterminating you pesky bandits. TL;DR: Bring it, bitch. War is something a medic is accustomed to. EDIT: Also, I'm forwarding this to the TMW. Within my squad, and possibly the RRF and TWM, your ass is KoS and blacklisted.

Oh yeah. I could play a sad song out in the Chernarus woods...

I said be ready, not shoot everything that moves. Help people, but they have to play by your rules. If you don't do this, odds are you are going to end up biting the tarmac.

Trust me, Death. I used to be afraid to pull that trigger. I've been shot enough to know how to handle situations now. Be polite, be efficient, and be ready to blow your patient's fucking brains out if need be.

It matters in this game when you don't have time to judge him. Don't have time to ask questions. Want to stay alive? Trust your gut. If your gut says this guy's mask looks threatening, blow his fucking guts out. If your gut tells you he looks ok, walk away. It's a simple decision. Being ambushed numerous times by your "patients" teaches you a thing or two about human nature. So, this being said, here are Guppy's Rules of Engagement: Mask = Bandit Trust your gut Watch and listen for any strange/insurgent activity- you'll often catch it. Don't be afraid to pull the trigger

You? Your silhouette would stand out like a sore thumb because of those clothes. So no, It'd be easy to avoid you, and you don't seem inherently threatening.

By the way, watch who you shoot. Most of the RRF dresses like GI Joes, due to the sole fact that we DO anticipate a fight- every medic is ambushed several times in their career.

haha, my first M4 attachment was an ACOG optic... I didn't keep it, because I didn't like how it zoomed. Haven't found one since...

If I saw you walking around in a gasmask and a Mosin, hell yes I would shoot you.

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Yeah but a full 40 slot pack of them? :P

Good kill! Piece of shit couldn't even kill a bambi, that was the worst fighting I had ever seen.

Fight honorably. >:I

Dupe alert.

Don't listen to Bozy, there is help for you. Go to http://www.reddit.com/r/redditrescueforce Request help and hop into TS.

yeahno. A LOT more people than me or Prime are pissed about this. You can't claim that what you did isn't grounds for persecution. You duped for an ENTIRE CLAN and LIED YOUR ASS OFF ABOUT IT. You (or that clan, for that matter) seem to have nothing constructive to contribute to development whatsoever. If the dev team could manually ban, I'd be all for it.

Deletion of the clan thread and the banning of it's owners?

Wow, this is a whole new low. Sector 3 is officially on my shit list. (chapter one: an introduction to the classification of shit)

Is this for the mod, or standalone?

+ Hello, and welcome to my DayZ medicinal guide! Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood medic, Guppy. I will post here official guides and videos, officially from talented medics and other sources such as the Reddit Rescue Force. All lessons will be in spoilers, and presented in video or guide format, also with a link to the full RRF guide at the end! LESSON 1 Bodily Storage, Eating and Drinking, and Natural Regeneration. LESSON 2 What to Keep LESSON 3 Sickness LESSON 4 Artificial Regeneration LESSON 5 Cardiovascular Treatment LESSON 6 Combat Medicine Please post your suggestions, theories or knowledge below. It will help refine this thread, and make it into a more effective teaching tool for the medics of DayZ. LESSON 7 Unconciousness EMERGENCY CONTACT INFORMATION Each medical group here offers trusted medical assistance. Go here for help! http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/160262-need-medical-assistance-in-dayz-sa-find-your-medic-here/page-1 http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/178101-impact-gaming-offers-medical-support/ http://reddit.com/r/redditrescueforce Any other information you may need can be found at the RRF page! http://www.reddit.com/r/redditrescueforce The Reddit Rescue Rangers official medical guide! http://radd.it/r/RedditRescueForce/comments/1t2vnk/sa_medic_field_manual_wip/

Good kill mate. Those bastards deserved every bullet and then some.