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Ok, please come back when you've made a game. What's that? You don't know how and your programming experience is minimal? You're 12? You don't understand how hard it is to make a game? Ok, alright then. As someone who knows BASIC, C++ and some JAVA, it pisses me off when someone criticizes a developer for not pushing updates fast enough. Shit is hard.

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Let ol' Guppy give you some snipin' advice. 1. Try and find an area with shrubbery to conceal you, a rock to cover you, and a clear line of fire. 2. NEVER wear the mountain pack. 3. NEVER use the bayonet. 4. Only fire 2-3 shots in one spot, and then move to a new one slowly. 5. Learn the bullet drops and travel time of your weapon- it's all about knowing your gun. Hope this helped :D

Lemme list off mah gear M4 with ATLIS bipod and a red dot FNX45 A lot of food A lot of medical supplies Ballistic helmet Full camo gear can openers Other bits n' bobs I picked up ^-^

14. what the guy above me said, anonymity, and young teens running around in a game not meant for them. This. I'm actually a lot younger than you might think, but my own age group makes me want to vomit a little. All day in school "LOL TITS N' ASS COD IS BETTER THAN BTF LOLOLOLOL LEEDLE LEEDLE" Really?

... Lok won...

Hard helmets and hard masks don't work together anymore for realism's sake. But anyway, don't wear masks. The functionality is questionable and they just make you look bandity.

1. I don't believe you can anymore. 2. Can't do that anymore either, but normal hats work with masks. 3. Nubs amirite? lol 4. If ya wanna find people, go along the coast and to airfields. 5. I'd much rather have a crowbar smashed into me than a fire axe spligging my head open. XD 6. They've said a little bit, watch some of 'dem dev blogs. 7. lol but dubstep is cool 8. CAKE MOTHA FUCKA

They didn't WANT to release it yet. But it got pretty bad with the entire forum (the same people now whining about how unfinished the game is) breathing down Dean's neck. He even told a story of being on Mt. Everest, and a Sherpa asked him "Where's DayZ standalone?" Fuckin' hell. EDIT: 666 POST COUNT MOTHA FUCKAS

Which is why the OP should just get with the program and start ACTUALLY testing the game, or piss off and stop whining.

Ja, I figured as such. Which is why it's being reduced to 1-500. :3

LOL I'll friggin' set up a thread with a Stream and dance around Balota. Btw, the number was 723. :P

Noone got it, number changing tomorrow!

One hour! :D

Bohemia Interactive

Yeah, but as far as the engine goes; comparing the two is like comparing a ferarri to a helicopter.

Allow me to address this hole-filled series of butthurt ranting. 1. They have a plan set out for Beta in about a year. This game is only 20% finished, they are still making progress. 2.This isn't the ArmA 2 engine, this is a modified version of "Take On Helicopters'" engine. This is being built FROM THE GROUND UP. Nothing has been "removed or turned off". There are no bugs from ArmA's engine because this simply isn't arma's engine. IT'S ALPHA, NOT AN EXCUSE, A FACT. This game is only 20% done and progress WILL BE SLOW. Do you have any idea how long it takes to program a game? Please, know what you are talking about before making a steaming rant on this forum and cutting down the developers and all the work they've put into this game.

Sounds like you ran up on that clan's stache mate. Good find! :D

Send us some zombie pictures.

Haha, yeah. We were on a fun high, weren't really thinking. :P

I lost because I was terribly equipped and had a small amount of ammo. My friends were eating. He had 0 skill as far as precision goes, and I could have iced him given the proper tools. Look, my goal in DayZ is to survive. :P

The only regret I have is that I didn't have the ammo to finish him. And if ya haven't noticed, it's kind of our job to trust random strangers. :P

I feel your pain. Rollin' out of Elektro with my mates, we loot the fire station. I am the least equipped- nothing but an FNX and one mag. Anyway, we met a guy in there. We talked for a bit, he was full camo though. He seemed chill enough. We decided to go to the NWAF together. So it was me, my three buddies, and this one guy. We chatted the whole way, and we stopped at a pond for a drink and a snack. I go for a little swim, something I like to do for RP's sake. My buddy is eating, the rest are drinking- the norm. Then I hear M4 shots. My friends drop their beans and die before they can react, meanwhile I swim off into the tall weeds. I sneak out after I see him poking around in the woods trying to find me. I then engaged in a 15 minute fire fight with the fucker, hitting him a few times in the shoulder and one in the stomach. He was a terrible shot- he emptied about 3 mags at me. The first time I was hit, he full on sprinted me as I shot him in the shoulder. Out of half a mag, he got me once in the arm. I was going to finish the bastard (he was still bleeding), but my FNX was out. I decide to turn and run, but he pulls a dick move- he empties another half mag to blow my kneecaps out. He stands over me, and the last thing I see is his gas mask. "Don't do it, man." -The famous last words of Guppy

Easy mate, no worries. 'Twas just a joke. :D

Have you tried overclocking or getting a better CPU? I've found that 1 efficient CPU can work a lot better than 4 low-quality CPUS. Also, always turn off rendering/anti aliasing options. It's all about how much you really want those fancy graphics over low performance.