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Seems like an overly-easy experience for those who would rather be playing cod and screaming at us about how they screwed our mums. Go back to public hives. Watered-down experiences ruined the mod!

Aaaaand Ella signs her deathwish. Just HAVING an engraved 1911 makes you a target! Why would you post this here! Be very careful who you trade with.

As Kichilron and countless other people have said... Please do not post your server reports here. We can't do anything about them, and you must report the server to their respective host. Please read the rules and guidelines. inb4lock

Been done before, there even is an official UN clan. I, for one, am a medic with the RRF. Thinking about extending my work into other clans as well, so I can get in more rescues. So vice versa, if ya ever need help mate, PM me.\ EDIT: 750TH POST! W00P W00P

I am going to make such a boss fuckin' camp in the debug plains once we get tents.

Don't give us that bullshit. It is an exploit. You are using it to fight on unequal grounds. Be a man, pussy. Fight like one.

Already done, with the whole Ollie bit on Youtube- lol I showed up in the first episode, for being a dumbshit and having my legs broken. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbw3DCKH4dY

In my opinion, DayZ puberty is hit when you know how not to be a dumbshit. If I had a nickel for every dumbshit sprinting across hills in their squeaker voices, I'd be eating nickel soup. And pointing and shooting is KoS, that's wrong and skilless. I kill for the hunt. My buddies are looting NWAF, but get camped out and killed by some fucker in the ATC. The hunt is on. I hike my ass from Berenzino all the way up to the NEAF. I have a mosin with an LRS in my hands, and an M4 on my back. I hit the treeline, and do a quick scan- no movement on the airfield. I check the prison windows, then the ACT- Sure enough, that bastard's head is peaking out, clad by a ballistics helmet. I decide it wouldn't be wise to engage at this distance, as he had the better cover. So, I wait- starve him out. Sure enough, about an hour later he comes out of this tower, my mate's SKS in his hands, hikin' to Berenzino. I tale him, and wait for my opportunity. I get it when the bastard stops for a drink in a pond. Pop him about 3 times in the head, double-tap him to keep him down. Needless to say, he got that SKS back~\ THAT'S a rush, not just seeing someone and killing them.

Damn, Irish. I figured you of all people would stick up for those poor, helpless, pantless, starving children in Elektro!

This, is indeed wrong. Resupplying my medical equipment on a 5 person server, and I am walking down the street in Elektro. From behind me, I hear "PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS IN THE AIR!" So, I comply. Drop my SKS, and happily greet said player with a cheery "hello! What can I help you with?" We have a chat, he gives me ammo for my SKS, we exchange jackets (we wanted eachother's), and his buddy shows me up and gives me enough food and water to get me to the NWAF and back. I wave them off, and they go on their merry way. I did my thing, and got the supplies I needed to help out a bit. Give people a chance; sometimes the risk is worth it.

Welcome to Alpha, enjoy yer stay. Now I want every bug in this paper recreated, recorded, and shipped to Dean Hall, WITH an after-action report on my desk by noon. GET ON IT!

Not in Elektro, I'm in the Balota area. But I guarantee one of my colleagues can get him. :D

What, he needs help? Shot, stabbed? What's the beef with 'em?

Aye, DayZ makes for some great moments. "Cover and concealment? Please, I've got a ghillie suit." -Famous last words of my mate Michal, before sprinting across the top of a hill with the sun to his back.

Oh Gecko, don't troll the poor bastard :p

This guy is lying. The .22 is a sporting round and is shit in a firefight.

.45 ACP or 9mm would definitely be the way to go. Being almost the same round, I usually choose .45 ACP because the FNX is much more accurate. .22 is a sporting round, and while the Amphibia is internally silenced, as a result it does little to nothing as far as damage goes.

tl;dr needed

What's all the ruckus about? I leave for a few days and you people replace me? FOR SHAME!

I prefer to have an M4 for close quarters engagements. SKS for medium. :D

Search button. Use it.

It is, report them to their server hosts.

If you have the money, I'd recommend just buying all of them. If you need the DayZ mod, get arrowhead. :D

A soda can suppressor would be about as effective with a supersonic 5.56 round as trying to convince Westboro that Gays aren't evil with a logical argument.

Holy hell's bells, you don't know the game you are suggesting for OR the one you ripped it from? But yeah, cool suggestion!