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You literally described Epoch DayZ. Which, by the way, isn't in a non-feature complete, buggy as hell Alpha version. (as an Alpha should be.) NOW, THE ISSUE I HAVE WITH YOU: 1. You didn't read the various warnings 2. you didn't read people's own posts on this very forum So, all I got to say is

Look, I am going off of personal experience and (what seems to be) common knowledge about BE. I offered constructive criticism, no need to be -*ahem*- a dick. Want me to be a blunt dick and start hating? I can do that too.

Reminds me of a time in Anzu's War Games on ArmA2. "We need an artillery strike on **,**, hill ** (can't remember cords) *artillery fires* *shells land on US* Stupid ass gunners.

Dude, just put these videos in one thread. You're spamming.

Also, what's your CPU/GPU?

^this

I would suggest the GTX 720 as far as the GeForce series goes. But I think you should be good to play on low-medium with 30+ FPS. :D

People hating on BE are pretty damn ignorant to the situation. This being said, BE as a program (and subsequently it's development team) does have a lot of work to do. Instead of just monthly ban waves, maybe make it a bit more constant? Like constant detection and banning, followed by a wave every month or so to do cleanup? Just an idea, but it's clear that BE is less than effective in it's current state. It's a good program, and it detects most non-private hacks/scripts- however, I personally think it doesn't ban frequently enough. Just my two-cents.

Alright, let's just jump right into this one. This character was alive for about 2 months. I was at Balota, looking for drink. When I hear some ammo shuffling below me! Well of course, being in the ATC you can imagine how fast I scuttled out of there. I ask who's there. "What?" I ask this stranger to meet me at the bottom of the ATC. He sounded friendly enough, and I really needed water. I was hoping to barter. My weapon was out, and he says "alright I'll meet you there." I get to the bottom, and he says "I'm here, come into the ATC" Well, I don't know what the fuck he was talking about, and I must have painted that entire room about a dozen times. Told him I didn't see him "I'm in the hanger." Now I'm getting suspicious. I raise my weapon, aim it down the airfield and toward the hangers, and tell him to "come out in a non-threatening way, with your weapon drawn but not raised." This is where it gets interesting. Fucker teleports RIGHT there next to me, and blows my brains out with what must have been around 500 rounds within 3 seconds. Not complaining, now I get to experience the new features, but... Come on. Whoever you are, if you read this, there are more honorable ways to go about things. -end story- Anywho, that's the story of my first hacker encounter. Gotta say, it scared the shit outta me. Not once in a gunfight have I been teleported to :P Feel free to comment, but no ranting about them "GOD DAMNED HACKERS", there are plenty of threads that already exist for that purpose.

What is detail?

Headshot ruins nothing but headgear. If you are a disciplined shooter, you can loot them- I just choose not to, and double tap the few people I kill.

In engagements, y'don't risk it in the first place. Double tap and leave them.

Why does lead star use Western rifle? I sue producer for spreading CAPITIALIST, IMPERIALIST PROPOGANDA INTO INNOCENT CHERNARUS CHILDREND'S MIND!

Seems like an overly-easy experience for those who would rather be playing cod and screaming at us about how they screwed our mums. Go back to public hives. Watered-down experiences ruined the mod!

Aaaaand Ella signs her deathwish. Just HAVING an engraved 1911 makes you a target! Why would you post this here! Be very careful who you trade with.

As Kichilron and countless other people have said... Please do not post your server reports here. We can't do anything about them, and you must report the server to their respective host. Please read the rules and guidelines. inb4lock

Been done before, there even is an official UN clan. I, for one, am a medic with the RRF. Thinking about extending my work into other clans as well, so I can get in more rescues. So vice versa, if ya ever need help mate, PM me.\ EDIT: 750TH POST! W00P W00P

I am going to make such a boss fuckin' camp in the debug plains once we get tents.

Don't give us that bullshit. It is an exploit. You are using it to fight on unequal grounds. Be a man, pussy. Fight like one.

Already done, with the whole Ollie bit on Youtube- lol I showed up in the first episode, for being a dumbshit and having my legs broken. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbw3DCKH4dY

In my opinion, DayZ puberty is hit when you know how not to be a dumbshit. If I had a nickel for every dumbshit sprinting across hills in their squeaker voices, I'd be eating nickel soup. And pointing and shooting is KoS, that's wrong and skilless. I kill for the hunt. My buddies are looting NWAF, but get camped out and killed by some fucker in the ATC. The hunt is on. I hike my ass from Berenzino all the way up to the NEAF. I have a mosin with an LRS in my hands, and an M4 on my back. I hit the treeline, and do a quick scan- no movement on the airfield. I check the prison windows, then the ACT- Sure enough, that bastard's head is peaking out, clad by a ballistics helmet. I decide it wouldn't be wise to engage at this distance, as he had the better cover. So, I wait- starve him out. Sure enough, about an hour later he comes out of this tower, my mate's SKS in his hands, hikin' to Berenzino. I tale him, and wait for my opportunity. I get it when the bastard stops for a drink in a pond. Pop him about 3 times in the head, double-tap him to keep him down. Needless to say, he got that SKS back~\ THAT'S a rush, not just seeing someone and killing them.

Damn, Irish. I figured you of all people would stick up for those poor, helpless, pantless, starving children in Elektro!

This, is indeed wrong. Resupplying my medical equipment on a 5 person server, and I am walking down the street in Elektro. From behind me, I hear "PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS IN THE AIR!" So, I comply. Drop my SKS, and happily greet said player with a cheery "hello! What can I help you with?" We have a chat, he gives me ammo for my SKS, we exchange jackets (we wanted eachother's), and his buddy shows me up and gives me enough food and water to get me to the NWAF and back. I wave them off, and they go on their merry way. I did my thing, and got the supplies I needed to help out a bit. Give people a chance; sometimes the risk is worth it.

Welcome to Alpha, enjoy yer stay. Now I want every bug in this paper recreated, recorded, and shipped to Dean Hall, WITH an after-action report on my desk by noon. GET ON IT!

Not in Elektro, I'm in the Balota area. But I guarantee one of my colleagues can get him. :D