Lysander_of_Sparta

Well, i'm a bandit. I will shoot on sight. But, if you see me first, or if you help me, I will try to friend you on steam and run with you for a while. Not all bandits have no sense of honor.

Buuuut, I can't talk... I like camping on the hill in elektro.... Then, when I see a noob being chased by zombies, I shoot a couple zombies with my m24 and watch the noob freak out...

Heh, that was mean lol.

What kind of loot? ;)

Game purchase. I'd pay up to 60$ for this game. I hate subscriptions, and F2P with in game crap just makes the game boring.

I would..... But I really don't want to risk all of my crap that took me so long to get.

Probably where he got the idea.

I know what you mean. A little while ago, (one or two lives ago), I was playing on a 30 person server. I go into Cherno, and I look everywhere. The ONLY things I can find are hatchets, empty cans, and car parts. I CANNOT find a can of beans, I can't find ANYTHING. I then rage quit and server hop.

Hey guys, I got an extra pair of NVG's, an extra entrenching tool, and an extra toolbox I just found on a dead body. ATM, I will trade any of the above for: Coyote backpack Ghillie suit Rangefinders M24 mags

I have an extra entrenching tool i can trade for a ghillie.

I just lost a coyote pack I was looting off of a guy's body. Really disappointed about that.. :(, all I need to be fully suited up now is the coyote, a ghillie, and rangefinders... At least I got a nice GPS, and an extra pair of NVG's, an extra toolbox, and an extra entrenching tool for trading. :)

It's just a fucking mountain dew, which tastes like crap. I'd have a pepsi over it anyday. Maybe some day Rocket could make it the bottomless can of Mountain Dew. Then, i'd give you a ghillie for it.

A couple suggestions, if the app is given the go-ahead. Get all the dayz maps from southcoastbeanwars.com... they have some really helpful maps. Also, gun stats and loot stats would also be very helpful. Even if you don't include all this, i'd still download it, if it's free. Hell, i'd download it for up to $4.

Really, the rules are just so that admins can't keep passworded servers where they just run around looting everything without fear of being shot. But ya, i can see where that can get annoying. I've been kicked by battleye numerous times when looting a body, or finding this and that crap. But it's no reason to complain to the admin. It's not the admin's fault that you bought your router at walmart.

Do you mean m4a3 cco? Because the only gun with a acog scope is the m16 acog.

Good idea, bro. Keep this thread up! lol.

Yes, definately provide proof. Rocket cannot ban without evidence.

Find a server you can easily connect to. Always use that server. In case of server restarts, find a second server. Never use any other servers. That's how i've managed to avoid hackers, i've only encountered one before, who teleported the entire server to elektro, but I d/ced before anyone could kill me.

That is exactly why no one uses the dlc. Lower res=easier to see someone.

Great ideas, but this would probably be waaaay in the future... Maybe once DayZ is finally in beta stage. First, Rocket has to get rid of the main issues. I.E, d/cing, hacking, graphical glitches near dead soldiers, and the rest of those wierd thingamadoodas.

And that's why I always carry 2x morphine, 2x painkillers, and around 5x bandages.

My favorite i've encountered: Bob: Guy I'm staring at... Friendly? Joe:That's me, yes! Bob:Meet at that bus stop thingy... Random guy in server:For your grave. Joe:Alright... 5 minutes later... Bob was killed. Joe:Sorry! It was a mistake! Random guy in server: ROFL!!! Bob:Should have killed you when I had the chance... And that's how bandits are formed, ladies and gents.

I have a similar story. I decide to go to Stary to: #1. Loot it #2. Try to sneak up on a sniper I loot Stary, (nothing there), and move up north to go for the deer stands. I loot the deer stands, still nothing, and hear gunshots down near stary. I move quickly down there, and see a guy with a coyote backpack and a svd camo. Anticipating good loot, I run up right behind him and shoot him about 7-8 times with my ak. Because of the nerf, though, he doesn't die immediately. When he finally goes down, lo and behold, the body disappears. I'm still pissed about that.

Don't even joke about those things! They're deadly. I once broke a leg due to a outhouse door.

LET THE TROLLING COMMENCE!