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  1. BanditPls

    Since the patch

    Oh so now people care about session lost, but when it's just a few others and I it's our PC's fault? Hahahahahahahaha, we're all in the same boat now >:)
  2. i also suffer from this eveyr single server :(
  3. Hi thank you Nik, what has it to do with then? regards,
  4. BanditPls

    Can you wake up from unconsciousness or not?

    r u that noob in elektro shooting freshspawns, came up behind me and sprayed like a mofo and I took you down with me, with my sks, is that u
  5. hahahaha, but yes, this Battleye update, what crashes are we talking about? Many times when I join a server I just get a "session lost" message and about 100,000 desync, for my friends it says I have signature check out or something, I've reinstalled DayZ, installed it on my SSD, checked integrity of files, more or less everything, is this a fix for this bug? Thanks in advance
  6. BanditPls

    Constant disconects

    I also suffer from this
  7. pls unban me i didnt hack i just help me friend and nowe cant pla dayez
  8. my friends, why do you all post such weak weapons, no man could withstand the force of the all powerful
  9. BanditPls

    Cheaters everywhere.. can we please have >

    ^ What he said, shut up noob, not everyone is a "hacker"
  10. BanditPls

    Wheelchairs

    O. M. G. It must be done, mwahahahahaha
  11. BanditPls

    My DayZ Ideas

    I agree on the m16, heck yes, now time for noobies to call out m16 easy mode scrub heueheuehe
  12. BanditPls

    Wheelchairs

    They just go rapid fast with their hands and come right at u agreed, we wouldn't want too many chariots heading down the coast
  13. BanditPls

    Wheelchairs

    and there was me thinking I got a job
  14. BanditPls

    Wheelchairs

    Don't you think it would be cool to introduce wheelchairs into the game? Wheelchair zombies in the hospital that roll down the corridors at breakneck speed coming to mash you up, that would creep me out. You could even get your own wheelchair and stick some spikes on the sides of the wheels, there, got yourself a chariot, mend some ropes and get some bambis to carry you around the coast. Even curtains or carpets or something that you can hang up on windows to block the view and/or tag with spraypaint, I think that would be awesome, of course it would be open to abuse however. Imagine running through Elektro or Cherno and seeing a huge banner hanging from a building saying "Free beans" or something lmfao it would be great. I would also like the ability to defecate ingame, running through the woods and you come across a big steaming turd, upon probing it with the new point finger ability, you can guage the temperature and determine when the dump was taken, helping tracking (I guess). I would also like a network of radio stations throughout the map, with speakers in the major cities, and when you're at these stations, you can broadcast to a specific town or city (again would be open to abuse). I would also like dynamic fires, you can get alochol if I'm not mistaken, set a trail and keep an area corded off with flames. I would also like the ability to execute enemies if they are in the surrender position, snapping their necks, slamming a blade through their throat, the ability to gouge out eyes (making them useless effectively but still alive) or even smashing out all their teeth or cut out their tongue (rendering their ingame chat useless, perhaps even disabling the function altogether for them). etc etc I would also like the ability to rig up traps, I know it's extremely early in development sense, but imagine bear traps littered behind doors or a shotgun rigged to a door opening that would blast away anyone trying to enter. I would also like the ability to bind a player in more ways than just handcuffs, tying their feet and hands with ropes leaving them sitting ducks. I would also like the ability to gather up zombies for personal use (I know copying a certain well known TV show) ; tying them to stairs or doors (effectively creating a guard dog that would be aggravated when a player came within sight) I would also like the ability to construct underground, can you imagine sitting 5ft under hearing footsteps above and then popping out a spiderhole and unleashing hell? Yeah I did plan on just mentioning wheelchairs but I went a little bit further, just my opinion, thoughts are welcome.
  15. You're the guy that got punched up by a freshspawn, word of advice, people are freshspawns for a reason, they aint bambis, they probably died all geared up and what an easier way of finding loot then punching up a friendly armed dude on the coast.
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