CANUCKinNZ

Ohhhh yay! If we're going to have a log out timer to stop combat logging this is imperative so we can find a safe place before restart.

Oh you can cook canned food too? I haven't seen that in the experimental patch notes yet but I only play stable. Or.......not sure if serious?

Die a slow painful death full of starvation, moans and regret. But if you're not into that sometimes running at the wall over and over again from and at different angles works or try logging into a different server after you run to a different spot on the rock. It might spit you out. I would love to see a screen shot too. What's the inside of a rock look like?

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Happens every week at this time for server maintenance.....just like this question. :) takes about 2 hours.

How long are you waiting at please wait? Sometimes if takes seconds and sometimes it takes a minute or more. I don't know why though.

Why don't you just run to any main road coming into the town and read the road sign? Almost all towns have the name on a sign.

Here's another one that's probably happened to some. I decided to be a hero. I could see a guy over a fence getting chased by a zombie. He was a total fresh spawn punching away. I tell him to quit running around so the z stops running. I take a shot with my magnum, oops, headshot. Totally missed the zombie. I didn't even think the dude was in my line of sight but you know, gun disbursement. I really meant to help....this time! I actually felt bad and I even type talked to him so he's probably running around asking if anyone knows where CANUCKinNZ is. It was an accident dude. :(

I love the mod for the more things you can do like vehicles, bases and the rest. I went back to it today to be reminded that my ping is about 50 or 100 higher than in SA. Mind you I do play on a 3G vodem stick. :( SA has better graphics even in its alpha state and the new towns are 100 times better than the mod towns already.

no one ever accidentally drink disinfectant spray or ate the rotten fruit instead of the pristine one? I have...more than once. I've also have tried to shoot a person not realising my clip was ruined by a zombie. Don't move!!! *click.* Oops, friendly, friendly! Ever forgot that you chambered 1 round instead of had a clip? Dddiiieeeee bandit! Bang, click.....I am dead!

30 of then coming at you from different directions but using gates instead of 1 coming straight at you isn't going to be easy! I can't wait.

I have about 5 or 6 servers in my favourites and I generally only play on them. I choose by which has best ping at the time, what time of the day or night it is and how many people are on depending on if I'm looking for some action or some gear.

Cool story bro.

Oh come on now! This is no Cod or Battlefield in the slightest at all. Sure the player who was doing that was playing it like that without freelooking much or using 1st person, (being about 12 years old like he was it's to be expected.) but this sandbox style gameplay does not look arcade at all? Back me up peeps!

How is that an arcade mess? Clear hacker who knows where everyone is bandaging and hiding and runs around bleeding for 3 minutes without bandaging or going black and white screen! That end video head shot from a door and around a corner up some stairs is the final proof. This is not a true representation of the real game. Or maybe I misunderstand your point?

It's worse when you have a quad bike and forget that bridges pretty much flip them every time if you go too fast.

Pretty much everything that was in the mod, (well except for the decapitations and limb removal.) so hopefully they'll get back to this soon.

This is not meant to be like this though right? Just a glitch?

I just jam a paper clip into W and go grab a beer. /thread

If you survive the first shot start zig zagging and run and you will more than likely survive to live another day! It is true but from the sounds of dev twitter and blogs better animations are coming. Welcome to Dayz!

And the weekly maintenance rage posts begin! It happens at the same day and time every week. Go grab a snack or drink and they'll be back up soon.

So you didn't read the change log? They're zombies! Head damage only! Ongoing melee balancing has zombies more resilient to body impacts. (Aim for the head)

I too thought there would be more but I'm no expert in alpha creation. It seems to be going a bit slower than most of the community and the developers thought, (a bit of speculation from reading between the tweets.) but I'm sure they are doing the best they can. They don't want to introduce game breaking bugs by rushing it and having nearly 2 million users complain so baby steps is fine with me. Keep up the good work!

The rest I get but what does "Ft accel time (up to x64)" mean?

Mods...this guy? ^^^^ Ban hammer! In response though follow any of the devs or Dean or DayzDevelopement on twitter and they tell us when it's down and back up every week and it's always Wednesday about this time. Why am I feeding the trolls?