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Ok, I'm making a new thread because people are getting hung up on how unrealistic the concept of Ghosts is for their zombie apocalypse game. Bullet penetration should be a thing. First - bullets do actually penetrate bodies in certain situations IRL. So REALISM Second - A good shooter with a good weapon should be able to put down multiple zombies at once. Their flesh is weak and bruised. Also, at the moment I get ARs and Sniper rifles for human hunting, but bullet penetration would make these weapons goals for more than just self-defence/pre-emptive strikes. Third - It would open the game up to so much hilarity. Blue on blue situations would be far more likely when a stack of zombies attacked, and if this game isn't about pissing off your friends I don't know what it's about. I'm sure there are other reasons for it as well - throw them in below!
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So i went around trying to communicate with people
joaby replied to Slyguy65's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well I was referring to the OP but seeing how you pooped all over my shitty joke I guess it works for you as well. -
So i went around trying to communicate with people
joaby replied to Slyguy65's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well in a written post you come across as a bit of a douchebag, so I presume you probably sound like a douchebag in game as well. -
[VIDEO] I was just in a helicopter dogfight
joaby replied to ThePhotoshop's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Wait til you see how we lose the chopper :P -
You're in a truck? Maybe they heard the truck and they'd just stumbled across the camp?
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I always die while AFK or Alt+Tabbed
joaby replied to Doctor Disfigure's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Two screens champ! Then I never have to alt tab! -
Specious reasoning. Bandit skins were poorly implemented and they didn't really work. Survivors who earned them in Self-Defence were placed in a position where they had no choice but to start killing on sight (because they were suddenly shoot on sight targets) and Bandits who earned the skin couldn't ever reform because they were placed in a position where KOS was necessary. As always, you only count amongst the friendly people those who you actually met. You're not taking into account all the people you never saw who let you live.
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You had nothing and you were in Cherno with a broken leg. You asked for help. Seems to me like you got help.
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AS50 for sure.
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Poll re Telepathic/Psychic exploit. Please read the example before answering question!
joaby replied to JerFeelgood's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
There's no way to stop it and not really any good way to police it. Better off just accepting it for what it is, adjusting your survival techniques accordingly and moving on. -
I don't want to get banned for this!
joaby replied to ryanjrobb@yahoo.com's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
lol quick get hostile and justify your hoarding bullshit with some lame excuse about other people hoarding. With your wonderful argument I'm now a changed person and I don't want your shitty hoarding camp to get reset at all. Wait a second. -
I don't want to get banned for this!
joaby replied to ryanjrobb@yahoo.com's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
5 dudes hoarding all the vehicles on the server what a bunch of legends! I hope your camp gets reset. -
shhh no tears only dreams now
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DayZ is now inspiring stupidity among new players
joaby replied to Delta Smoke 01's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This one time I gave this guy I'd just met who had nothing at all in the world a gun and then he shot at me. Needless to say, I was shocked. -
Because OA is the version that keeps being updated maybe? Who cares. They deserve your money.
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A very strange character and a very strange motive.
joaby replied to triset's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Woah weirdest thing, something similar happened to me! I think it's like a cult or something. Had just left Staroye after getting some much needed foods and was about to cut through the field to the NorthWest when I saw a dude in a ghillie standing in the middle of it not moving. I watched him for a few minutes and he didn't move, and while I was watching I got to see that he had a L85. I'm like Oh hells yeah, he's AFK! but I only had a hatchet on me, so I sneak around to outside his peripheral vision and close in. When I'm like 10 metres out I stop even crouching and I just start to sprint, and the dude turns around and starts talking over direct chat. His gun's still lowered, so I'm thinking "well fuck it, I'm gonna take his shit anyway" and he starts out with. "We all have a story and mine is one of struggle that never quite ended in triumph. All I have now is this rifle, this set of gear and the deaths of my closest friends on my hands. We had been the proud team of Elektro PD, the warriors who had kept the streets of Elektro safe from the bandits on hill 175 and the would be bandits raiding the supermarket for gear. We spent so much time setting up channels to make sure we could focus our fire in specific areas, all in the hopes that somehow we'd make it a safe city once more. We identified those who shouldn't be in Elektro with the ferocity of a jaguar, our spirit animal and the symbol of our group. Alas, instead of making Elektro safe our efforts had the opposite effect. The bandits - those parasites who feed on the goodness of others - banded together to stop us. They used a different server to ours to co-ordinate their attacks, and when they logged in we were immediately in trouble - and we knew it. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and she said 'you're movin' with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air.'" Harrowing. -
A lot of stuff needs to be removed from DayZ
joaby replied to TheMachine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Oh well you're in luck, because somebody will post this same shit tomorrow! -
A lot of stuff needs to be removed from DayZ
joaby replied to TheMachine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
A++++ thread would read again -
I like to sit on the hill just to the west of 175 (the infamous Sniper Hill) with my AS50 shooting the snipers up there. But yeah if you've just spawned and you go to the power station at Elektro, you're gonna have a bad time.
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Post apacolyptic greifing simulator for D-bags
joaby replied to skyter's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
3 days and you've found and lost all of this stuff? GG server hopping! -
Tents, tents everywhere as far as the eye can see...
joaby replied to AnonDayZ (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yes, I agree with Tyrog! I want pics! Also a grid location. And a server number. No real reason. Just for my own records. -
Stuck on Wait for host screen or loading screen.
joaby replied to Cpt_Mojo's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
When I try to install the beta patch is says "wrong cd key" o_O -
ROCKET, Too many hackers. let me password protect my server!
joaby replied to the.ogbizzle@gmail.com's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
A++++ thread, best laugh I've had in ages, the satirical way the OP writes like a dribbling idiot is just amazing. -
On GameArena general we crew up fairly often, but we're also the most paranoid people on earth so it'd probably never work out very well.
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Rocket's overall plan.
joaby replied to FrankDaTank1218 (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Maybe because it's not intelligent criticism z-layrex. It's half-arsed trolling. FrankDaTank's plan. Jump on forum. Outline 'Rocket's plan' by using a detailed lack of understanding of what an alpha is and then spattering in half-truths throughout. Defend troll post by saying it is 'valid criticism' despite the fact that it is openly hostile and actively stupid. Drool on self. Congratulate self for successful trolling with a wank. Drink own sperm and pretend it is 'trolled people's tears'.