Death By Crowbar

The most deadly thing in Chenarus:

You can also report to one of the mods such as boneboys who can assist further. If it's known it may be a waste of effort to file a duplicate in the feedback tracker (instead you can vote it up in the feedback tracker). My experience is even if it's a duplicate they don't mind, they link them together, if it's a hack/duplicate type they'll hide it and make it private, and life moves on. So my advice is both log it and also report to one of the mods as suggested.

I've been playing lone wolf for over a year... and I've not gotten bored. It's been fun watching the progression, new features / items / fixes coming nearly every Wednesday, a whole lot of deaths, many great adventures to the far reaches of the map, maybe an revenge murder on someone who didn't deserve it out of frustration, and a lot of time spent paranoid that someone is watching me (for good reason). I don't think clans make up even a quarter of the player base...

No kidding! Also word to the wise, I tried to get "cute" and include a picture of a tape worm. Whatever you do, do not google anything like "tape worm", "tape worm exiting", "tape worm zombie", "tape work butthole".

Maybe they finally implemented tape worms...

Not sure if anyone will see this in time, but if you're on twitch and you follow Mr Moon, Anthony Kongphan, Dean/Rocket, JamJar, etc - there's a massive co-stream forming with all of them which should be epic. I didn't know where to post this but to me this seems like exciting stuff.

I'm a windows 7 guy too - I need to try this.

For loot you can expect ruined gear on your lifeless corpse. It's very highly contested right now, and those who get there first often have long range scopes and pick you off as you try to swim over. It's still a location worth trying to check out though!

It's still in alpha, the only version available is early access alpha. There's a lot still TBD and the engine itself is still being updated piece by piece (the whole Infusion thing). Word on the street is that the new renderer is coming soon which a lot of people are excited about.

I noticed that too. :huh: I also noticed that Mr Moon had himself a sword, there were a few people he knighted. LOL! :lol:

He does. I'm watching on Athony's though...

I watched ClamTaco grab a broom and pretend to sweep the streets of Elektro for about 10 minutes... and then he brutally beat someone to death who interrupted him. Other than that, the broom? Pffft... the new ice pick ax or whatever is kinda cool and powerful!

Your excitement has me excited!

Any time you're on the 2nd+ floor of a building, there's a known bug that's a risk, most notably in firestations, ATC's, etc which will (as I understand it) causes desync between the server and the client making the server think you've changed vertical dimension too much (aka fallen) and you ruin your shoes and/or break your legs and/or die. There was also an issue out there for a while where gunshot noises would not happen in certain circumstances (I think if you were facing directly at it?). Either way, it allowed a scenario where you could get shot without ever hearing a shot. Search the forums and feedback tracker on these - not sure if this explains some of what you ran into, but it could be related. Opening ticket(s) on the feedback tracker is always a good idea regardless.

I got caught in the impossible situation where you couldn't light the fire when I tried yesterday. I unloaded all my ammo into the fireplace kit...

I have to imagine that what you're seeing is an illusion and additionally scewed by software on the 4K monitor that upconverts and smooths it...

Dude, I've got a run from Rog that hits 3 castles up to Devil's castle that I've done literally 3 dozen times. That's 36 castle visits and no sword spawns. My question is - which castle did you find it in, and where was the spawn point exactly? I've been starting to get salty and claim people are full of crap when they claim they've got sword spawns, similar to how I cry foul when people claim they've got chainsaw spawns on stable.

Chainsaw nor sword, I've never found one. I've never found a grenade either - but I think that's just bad luck. But for Chainsaws I've visited maybe 2 dozen factories with no luck. For swords I've visited the various castles maybe 30 times with no luck. The loot table are quite buggered, but I've heard others complain more about chainsaws than swords. I can't say I've ever seen a chainsaw on stable (albeit I have seen a sword on stable, just none that I've physically found myself).

Someone has already logged it in the feedback tracker. You should give some input to it and also vote it up! http://feedback.dayzgame.com/view.php?id=20648

Run to the nearest castle and look for a sword. There can be only one...

I'm going off topic here, but someone must have seen the Jimmy Fallon reunion of Saved by the Bell that's gone viral! While we're on the topic of cannibalism I'd eat Kelly over Zack any day... errr... that sounds dirty.

Nice legs... mmm... steak.

Hey man, you've gotta survive any way you can, right? :beans:

So, here's a bit of a story. I'm bumming around the wilderness near Dolina, and I come across this cow... I run up to it and order it on the ground or else. It seems to be ignoring me... ... so I get a little more up close and personal and decide to show it that I mean business! Like a boss, it continues to just ignore me... ... so I threaten to blow it's utters off! It continues to ignore me... ... I get more mad and press my cold steel up against it's teets from the side! And it still ignores me! So I try getting right in front of it, threatening to blow it's teets utterly off! Finally I give up. It must be sleeping. What's the road map for implementing cow tipping? I can't take this kind of rejection again. My wife ignores me enough as it is, but to have this cow just totally thug life ignore me was quite deflating. No wonder I wander around in the woods a lot, ain't noone afraid of me! (for the record I literally shot down it's butthole 6 times and nothing happened, no wonder they're viewed as sacred in India! This thing was also immortal!)

What do you keep your max at in filters? I never even attempt to see let alone connect to anything greater than a 90 ping.