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I'm the smartass...your first words in your first post were "Nice try" yeah that's a nice starting point for friendly communication. This forum has mods does it not? They can move threads can they not? If it were so imperative that every post be in the exact forum it belongs in then why have I been here almost three hours now typing? edit: still think yer crushin.

I...unlike most of the posters on this thread...Can indeed read hon'...but thanks for the refresher. Now..once your fellow forum dwellers are done insulting me...I might stop replying...but that doesn't seem like it's going to happen. But why don't you got away for another hour then come back with another reason I should cease to exist...as that seems to be the only reason you post on this thread. Honestly...I think you're crushin on me. If you're female I'm married and if you're male...ew.

Quote where I called anyone stupid who wasn't rude to me first? Or is being called a fraud, a whiner, a complainer, etc...your idea of a compliment? I've been politely replying to posts...if people write me I write them back...it's called manners. If they are rude I assume it's their language so I speak as they speak. Even in your posts I get snippy when you get snippy.

I know what I bought sweety. My mommy didn't buy me the game. Go do your homework...you need to work on your reading.

Woot! 59 posts in and 2 people actually get it. This is NOT about friggin gear people. Edit 4 pages...who says time on the internet's not productive.

This was what I was trying to say from the start. Thank you for saying it in a way that office dwellers can swallow. Edit SEE...skyline has a bunch of posts, a neat icon, and says the same thing I say only he says it all "fake/nice" like people who have no arm muscles! HE'S ONE OF YOU! Skyline! Please be my herald and go forth among the neckbearded men and recluse homosexuals and camel-toed women and share my message!

Just checked that...but my processor never goes over 10% edit...just reread my OP...it was the carebear comment that got all the panties bunched up wasn't it?

Look everyone! A witty reply that only took him 20 minutes to come up with. Try harder failbot. edit...cmon people we can make it to four pages you can reply too africanhungergamesI'msofuckingcleverigivemyselfaboner too means also...still explaining cuz yer still an idjit

The central and TX servers work pretty well...or rather they did until yesterday. See this is the key...everything was fine when I could just relog...but our patch yesterday made that impossible. I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't 30 degrees outside. How do you people stand forums...this form of communication is arcaic. It's like trying to knit a sweater with a power drill and a bandsaw.

Nope..sorry...been kinda busy here and still trying to play the game between lag spikes...I managed to go a whole 30 minutes with no dc and no superlag.

You sir are moron...so I will speak to you like one. I log into a server...the one that's on top when I click refresh and click the lowest ping. I log in. I immediately get the red lag icon. I disconnect. I pick another server. Edit: I wait five minutes thanks to broken game. I log in. I play for 10 minutes and get a huge lag spike where I can't even draw my weapon. I relog...wait five minutes...log in. Sometimes I play fine for half an hour...then dc. Repeat...ad nauseam. Ad nauseam means "til it makes you sick"...I had to explaine that because you're an idiot. edit...almost forgot to add the two times where I log back in to find myself dead because one of your fellow sophisticates with woohoo 250+ forum posts KoS'd me while I was lag dancing. that's my favorite.

Anything under 100...but as soon as I click most servers the ping jumps to a gold number that's in the 100-200 range...but that happens on EVERY server I click...so I'm not sure. Definitely not claiming to be a tech expert.

Waaaaaaaay over my head. I has a router! Seriously... I thought of doing some digging...but when I logged on to one server after another and all I saw was red text after red text saying players were getting dc'd...I knew I wasn't alone. Then I came here at 6AM and read post after post about lag and dc's and wait times then I KNEW I wasn't alone...then 2 hours later...All the posts are gone. Then my conspiracy theory side took over and I remembered all the other patch-tastrophies in other games and the way devs try to hide facts....thought I would rake some mud. But as far as recording which servers I log into...nope...just refresh and click on the one with the lowest ping.

Wow...then I really am a sad case... I thought my OP was rather polite. I'm sorry tho...I work outside in the elements with my hands and I actually sweat at work. So I never got a good grasp on passive aggressive office politics. If you smell I tell you to take a shower. I don't buy you a deodorant gift basket for your birthday.

I have attacked no one! This is why I avoid forums like the plague. Everyone responds...no one reads. I posted a topic.. I got smartass answers from people who clearly didn't read my post. So I replied in kind. I pick low ping servers. I have a 20mbps cable connection. Just right now did a speedtest.net. I'm the only one using my network right now...no other devices. These connection issues were minor when I could just relog when I got lag...but now I'm punished for having lag. I was on these forums this morning 8 hours ago and there were DOZENS of posts like mine...where did they go?

I will try this. I have never pressed ALT+F4 I press escape and exit then refresh the server list...am I doing it wrong?

I agree with you 90%. The WoW reference was to show that my internet connection is fine. The red wall of text I see when I get lag spikes in MOST servers shows I'm not the only one being disconnected... I'm not blaming anyone... I agree with implementing anti hopping measures Again repeating everything you could have just read in the OP. It still takes me 3 tries to find a stable server...and then 10 minutes in I get red latency and need to relog...then wait five minutes and on and on... I refuse to believe it's just me...Just this morning I read a dozen threads on this topic and they all disappeared.

...round and round arguments like at the 5th grade lunch table... Superman can beat up Thor! If all these topics weren't locked immediately because the devs don't want potential customers reading bad news about their game...you might have a better understanding of the issue...so I don't entirely blame you...I've been playing these gams since Ultima...all developers are the same...they make ham-handed knee-jerk decisions and then avoid the crapstorm they create by locking threads and banning posters.

It's almost like we can't play the game! What in gawds name is wrong with you? Edit: I don't troll forums with a cute little purple icon because that's not fun for me. Maybe having round and round arguments like at the 5th grade lunch table is your thing... I got better things to do. But I have a problem...and since MY dollars paid for this game just as much as YOUR dollars...I think I'll discuss my problem.

MY POINT EXACTLY thank you. I want to be able to "find a stable server" just like you said...without it taking half an hour in five minute intervals. And my net is fine...since you didn't read the post or you would see that I've been playing WoW and GW2 all day while waiting for this broken game.

Sweetheart you can be whatever you want. Seems to me YOU have some weird fascination with gear. I on the other hand simply want to play a game instead of looking at a blank screen.

You theory is silly. Why would anyone spend time crossing the map to get gear to run to the coast to get KoS'd? Little kids will do that the same way they play god mode in a game then they get bored and play the way it's meant to be played. The fact that you keep talking about gear leads me to believe that YOU feel that it's very important.

What tantrum? I'm pointing out a problem...then I get replies from lazy people who don't read a post before commenting on it. I treat you the way you treat me... We can go on...

First off...not a rant. Second...not a bug. If you had read before replying you would see that I mentioned multiple people losing connections...on multiple servers...getting dc'd while I was logged in... Multiple and Isolated are not the same thing.

HOLY COW. I didn't get a 90 minute wait screen...I got Multiple 5 minute wait screens... Do you people only read txt speek? cuz if u wnt I cn tlk lyk u