TheWanderingMan

OMG THEY DID IT ON MYTHBUSTERS ON A RANGE A TWO METERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 TOTALLY BELIEVE I CAN RUN AROUND DOING JOHN WOO STYLE ROLLS IN MAX PAYNE BULLET TIME IRL THEREFORE IT SHOULD BE IN DAYZ

nice life....

Get involved bro, a pre-patrol spliff makes everything so much more exciting! I miss the old patrol base days where local goat meat and lovely afghan hash are easy to get hold of. The beards, vests, patrolling in shorts - the perks of being an infanteer on tour far away from the REMF's at bastion!!! The nostalgia is enough to make me teary eyed

They're always in tent spawns now, found 3/4 pristine ones on the same loot run. IMO finding them isn't hard at all.

Maybe there are still some floating around from older characters. I've not seen one spawn for months though.

^Try and try again brother, you'll make it out eventually! My regular player is in the same situation and I refuse to give up this gear that took weeks to collect.

The mods here are very pedantic imo. It seems that moderating powers on here equate to some sort of real life meaning in lives void of any real significance.

1911's are notorious for being inaccurate. People want realism and this is it!

Pistols are inaccurate IRL, yet so many people on here expect headshots at 100m+. Headshots on a static target on the range may be possible if you're a good shot but translate that into the dayz environment and it's not going to happen like people think it would. Plates may stop the bullet but you'll still be pretty fucked up, most plates only take a few rounds to shatter and the internal damage/broken ribs could easily kill you anyway. Soft body armour may stop shrapnel but not bullets. I still have my CBA and that won't stop a sharp blade. The shotguns we used were 12 gauge and we were told that each pellet hits with the force of a 9mm round. Take five of them to a ceramic plate and I'm pretty sure it would shatter and most likely kill you in the process.

If we all we're getting is useless clothing items then hand bags and flip flops next update please!! inb4 fanboys ALPHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

It's nothing more than a fancy looking pea-shooter at the moment.

They could release a steaming turd as finished product and people like you would defend it!

Had a few lost sessions recently but no other problems server wise. Rubber banding, or rubber retracting is the main issue for me.

A.) I'm 26 B.) A warning point for what? A joke lol. Get a grip m8

^Internet facist lol.

Yeah we want more pointless clothing items, don't bother with making the game a polished and finished product.

I have an invisible friend following me around, he makes noises from time to time but he doesn't hit me. Maybe you have an invisible friend following you, but this one is violent lol.

I'd rather have a game that isn't broken, like the removal of the pouncing ghost hyena zombie. Status messages don't bother me if they are functional. The fuck is wrong with you lol.

If people are posting p90's why not this lol #wildestdreamscancometrue

ok m8 no beef yeh

Isnt there mp5's and many other smg's chambered for the .45? If there's already the m4 no doubt there'll be the ump or something?

I usually play early in the mornings after a night shift. Usually all the servers are empty at that time but whenever there is two of us on a server we always seem to bump into each other. Most of the time it doesn't end nicely haha. As a freshie I did the bereznio/NEAF run on 36/40 server and the airfield was deserted and un-looted. Where has everyone gone? lol.

^Happened to me a few times and I've been playing long enough to know when and where to log out. None of this whole 'you were killed during log-out timer blah blah. The rubber banding and flickering textures are annoying me atm, hopefully they'll get patched soon!

^M8 it's not an LA swat game lol or CS!

I'd be happy with this, both magazines would be nice too!