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Crooked Hauser
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Can a Macbook pro run on Dayz Standalone?
Crooked Hauser replied to Bernie_101's topic in General Discussion
You don't call yourself brainless for nothing, eh? -
Remove Zombies until they're fixed.
Crooked Hauser replied to Sir Schmoopy's topic in General Discussion
You are awesome and hilarious. Why didn't CBS give you Letterman's job? Way to burn a dumb, deaf, and blind chick! Easy target like zombies. -
So what happens when zombies can run up stairs?
Crooked Hauser replied to ChimpyGlassman (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
no they aren't. -
Finally. End game.
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You've obviously never watched the summer Olympics. ;)
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Hunger Isn't an issue. And it should be,
Crooked Hauser replied to 4AcrossIsEmu's topic in General Discussion
I dunno... I mean I have to eat 35 cans of tactical bacon a day to not starve. That's pretty hardcore. -
Hunger Isn't an issue. And it should be,
Crooked Hauser replied to 4AcrossIsEmu's topic in General Discussion
I dunno... I mean I have to eat 35 cans of tactical bacon a day to not starve. That's pretty hardcore. -
Want to prolong your pvp action
Crooked Hauser replied to anothercynicalbrit's topic in General Discussion
Has anyone considered a PVP Viagra pill? Maybe some kind of PCP for ultra-melee. -
Want to prolong your pvp action
Crooked Hauser replied to anothercynicalbrit's topic in General Discussion
if you wreck faces as well as you wreck grammar then I bet you're quite formidable. -
Want to prolong your pvp action
Crooked Hauser replied to anothercynicalbrit's topic in General Discussion
And do you also play in third person and hide behind a rock on a hill for days at a time? I mean, cool if you do........ Nawt!!! -
Change how the prone, crouch and stand keys work.
Crooked Hauser replied to franzuu's topic in Suggestions
What's the cartwheel button again? -
And also because they weren't around for the first 100-200 hours most of us have in the game.
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Who said anything about rotting? Granted after you kill them they become a corpse but until you kill them... They are alive!!!
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we need to talk about the walkie talkies
Crooked Hauser replied to irl-calibre's topic in General Discussion
I should talk about boners more often. I need to get banned from this forum so I can stop wasting so much time here. Penis. -
Yeah maybe Steam takes a cut. Maybe. Gotta tithe the Gaben.
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Stiffer Punishment for Server Hoppers
Crooked Hauser replied to Lose55's topic in General Discussion
Maybe you should hire loot police to guard the high loot spots. And doesn't 2 hour reboots make it a more frequented loot server? Also, maybe we could cut off the hands of server hoppers. -
Is it just me or inland is really empty?
Crooked Hauser replied to Maselko's topic in General Discussion
Christian Craigslist is where all the best murders, um... action is. -
There's a thread where everyone posts their rig, game settings and FPS. Don't have the link handy but do a search.
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How often do you sever hop?
Crooked Hauser replied to king_of_the_beans's topic in General Discussion
To help that problem, I voted all day every day and I never server hop. -
You were Nick Lachey'd!
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How about no ammo spawns in-game but each round is a $1 micro-transaction. You can shoot it or save it but if you die it persists. How's that for a fuck you from Rocket?
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Rather have a decrease in n'sync.
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you're dead, Spalding!
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That's my Xbox Live avatar pic. Good man.
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He's obviously talking about DayZ: http://www.polygon.com/2014/3/25/5545140/bohemia-attempted-to-port-arma-2-to-xbox-360-post-arma-3-project-will
