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Crooked Hauser
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Hypocrite much?
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Then it might me someone insulted Rocket or one of his neighbor's fourth cousin's gym teacher.
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(All other Console discussion)DayZ Standalone Might See an Xbox One Version in Future
Crooked Hauser replied to Plimax (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
That wasn't the argument. The guy (you?) said when current-gen consoles could run games at 1080p/60fps that PCs would be god level or something.And honestly, like the guy said earlier about console gamers not spamming a forum if a graphic mesh glitches occasionally, they also don't tend to get their panties in a wad over AA or whatever. If it looks good, plays smoothly and is fun then that's cool. And if they can get more than 6 months out of the system before having to invest in a set of star-head screwdrivers than even better. Also, I game DayZ on a MacBook. Word up. -
It's usually for personally derogatory remarks instead of just saying cuss words.
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(All other Console discussion)DayZ Standalone Might See an Xbox One Version in Future
Crooked Hauser replied to Plimax (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
Umm... Uhh... http://www.gamespot.com/articles/forza-motorsport-5-will-run-in-1080p-at-60fps/1100-6409332/ -
(All other Console discussion)DayZ Standalone Might See an Xbox One Version in Future
Crooked Hauser replied to Plimax (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
I gave you beans above and now I have to regret it? Damn you... -
Reads Rocket Departure News in Berezino Newspaper, something breaks...
Crooked Hauser replied to Luminaryleoso's topic in General Discussion
Wait there's an off-topic and a general!? That explains why Dean is leaving right there. "If it's too general for general then it's off topic" said in that silly NZ accent. Also, "I'm the band manager, Brett." -
Rocket standing down from Dayz by end of year
Crooked Hauser replied to Hetstaine's topic in General Discussion
Whoa! What military were you in that anyone could afford 30-170 beers? -
Rocket standing down from Dayz by end of year
Crooked Hauser replied to Hetstaine's topic in General Discussion
His new project is called Tarnished Reputation? That's ironic. -
Rocket standing down from Dayz by end of year
Crooked Hauser replied to Hetstaine's topic in General Discussion
He was an officer in the NZ army... I don't expect much but basic leadership should be a prerequisite to graduate their OCS. I bet he's an ok leader. -
Rocket standing down from Dayz by end of year
Crooked Hauser replied to Hetstaine's topic in General Discussion
You're a damn meatball. Shut up. -
My friend does something really funny when he comes across another gun
Crooked Hauser replied to helcol's topic in General Discussion
Yeah I love taking guns and dropping them in the grass behind houses. And taking any removable parts. Butt stock, etc. Good stuff. -
Game too alpha to really say. It's not quite optimized yet so I wouldn't stress it. Play on low settings if you need better FPS.
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Rocket standing down from Dayz by end of year
Crooked Hauser replied to Hetstaine's topic in General Discussion
I've had 150 hours of fun so far. I've also spent $30 on toilet paper and gotten far less enjoyment out of it, so I'm not going to cry. Life goes on. DayZ goes on. We can all keep KoSing and being douchey to each other long after Dean leaves to play banjo on Flight of the Conchords or whatever he said he's doing. -
Hardcore: Shouldnt Zoom Not Exist?
Crooked Hauser replied to over9000nukez's topic in General Discussion
So takeaway is you love to look at your toons ass in his new jeans. Noted. -
Rocket standing down from Dayz by end of year
Crooked Hauser replied to Hetstaine's topic in General Discussion
That's not an article, that's a blog post. :) -
Is it too much to ask for smooth controls?
Crooked Hauser replied to infiltrator's topic in General Discussion
He's right. In the Marines they teach you not to play the Army card. -
Rocket standing down from Dayz by end of year
Crooked Hauser replied to Hetstaine's topic in General Discussion
Maybe he will make a lord of the rings game. Like about filming TLOTR in New Zealand and dealing with flat Pipsi from craft services and directing gay wizards. It'll be like Zork. -
You're the one who wrote about your mum's mams, dude. This topic is stupid regardless and doesn't deserve continuity. And your sentences were confusing. Fart noise.
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that's not how you write a haiku, silly
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So that was you on the other jug. I wondered. But know not to ask questions when momma Africanhungergames is dishing out goodies.
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Hardcore: Shouldnt Zoom Not Exist?
Crooked Hauser replied to over9000nukez's topic in General Discussion
But honestly the problem would be solved if everyone just got 3 monitors and used a resolution of 6400x2080. Then you wouldn't need to zoom in or out. -
silly question: what is a good place to find 5.56 ammos?
Crooked Hauser replied to bioned's topic in General Discussion
You fat bloated corpse seems like a good a answer as any. -
Hardcore: Shouldnt Zoom Not Exist?
Crooked Hauser replied to over9000nukez's topic in General Discussion
I was going to be a sarcastic dick but decided against it. No, I first got internet in like 1993 I think. It was before Kobain offed himself. I remember because I used the internet and found autopsy photos. Sick I know. I just think LOL is a dumb thing to say. I don't even abbreviate on texts. They don't charge by the character. -
Is it too much to ask for smooth controls?
Crooked Hauser replied to infiltrator's topic in General Discussion
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