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Crooked Hauser
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It should be 22 minutes for sure. I should have to also wait 7-9 hours if I get disconnected from a server and want to get back in... But my character should remain in the server for the entire 9 hours. Because realism.
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Do you think Zombies should be headshots only?
Crooked Hauser replied to Sebidee's topic in Suggestions
Sorry dude but a bunch of guys want to scrap the developers plans and make them RomeroZ. -
Do you think Zombies should be headshots only?
Crooked Hauser replied to Sebidee's topic in Suggestions
Why are they rotting? A little flesh eating bacteria maybe? Not necrosis. They just need a dermatologist and a Zoloft. End game. -
Seriously do something to the blood loss.......
Crooked Hauser replied to Zjasuu's topic in General Discussion
I prefer to play the game in black and white anyway. As I've been doing for a few days. A little blood loss is a good thing. But they should really think about adding nano bots for people who want to play easy mode and not bother to carry bandages. Just press Alt-J and you'll be healed. -
Do you think Zombies should be headshots only?
Crooked Hauser replied to Sebidee's topic in Suggestions
Semantically challenged motherfuckers the lot of you. The enemy in this game is an infected human affectionately referred to as a zombie. But they are not undead. There are no headshots required. Why are we still arguing about this? It's like why don't you go bitch to Shinji Mikami asking for Resident Evil enemies to be turned into happy Unicorns? This is the game people. Deal with it. Go play something else if you have a headshot hard-on. /rant Fuck! /okreallyendrant -
Who really needs a safe place to log out for 30 seconds? If you log out for any reason you deserve to die anyway..,
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How many times did you die?
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Seriously do something to the blood loss.......
Crooked Hauser replied to Zjasuu's topic in General Discussion
I think Rocket and the gang should send OP a waaaambulance. -
Seriously do something to the blood loss.......
Crooked Hauser replied to Zjasuu's topic in General Discussion
I love that you were chasing 3 dudes and shooting in the air... And you think they stopped and did a wiggle dance for your amusement. Death was deserved in this case. That's the ruling of the jury. -
I was gonna bitch and moan about not getting an update too then I remembered holy shit I play on experimental and I did get an update! Edit: but I'm still gonna cry in my beer because they didn't add soap on a rope. Tired of getting buggered by zombies in the shower.
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I get what you're saying but like why the hell are there 14 military bases/airfields on the 250 sq/km map? I would think one of those joints would have NVGs even in Chernarus.
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700 megs for EXPERIMENTAL...uh what
Crooked Hauser replied to Slyguy65's topic in General Discussion
As a rule I try and stick up for fellow jarheads, but I'm also painfully aware most of the guys I served with were flaming assholes and idiots. But I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. ;) -
Regular vs Hardcore: Why do you play?
Crooked Hauser replied to Meekalew's topic in General Discussion
That's cool. I'm all for having fun and enjoying yourself. Unfortunately some people use 3pp to exploit the environment and camp players using unfair sight advantages which makes it less fun for others. But as I said, who ducking gives a duck. I'll just play on HC servers. And watch HC pron. -
The truth about heroes, bandits, survivors, KOS, and friendlies.
Crooked Hauser replied to Etherimp's topic in General Discussion
would be pimp if you could "play dead." Then let a buddy drop your looter. Or try to draw on him. -
Regular vs Hardcore: Why do you play?
Crooked Hauser replied to Meekalew's topic in General Discussion
Thank you! Like I said, I don't give a flip how you play because I'll be on a hardcore server. I just find it off that people prefer 3pp for and reason other than it being easier. -
Filling your weapon and reloading silliness.
Crooked Hauser replied to Zjasuu's topic in General Discussion
Good man! Even if you had to shove that fucker into your blouse/jacket or whatever to save 1/10th of a second. -
Filling your weapon and reloading silliness.
Crooked Hauser replied to Zjasuu's topic in General Discussion
Much easier to load a magazine if you have clips and a feeder/speed loader. -
Can we destroy loot while it's on the ground?
Crooked Hauser replied to Irish.'s topic in General Discussion
Everyone talks about loot respawning but what exactly does that mean? Would it respawn loot without needing a server restart every four hours? Is that the only benefit? -
Regular vs Hardcore: Why do you play?
Crooked Hauser replied to Meekalew's topic in General Discussion
I keep saying if you want to make 3pp fair then use a fog of war system where players and zombies only appear if in your direct line of eye sight. -
Regular vs Hardcore: Why do you play?
Crooked Hauser replied to Meekalew's topic in General Discussion
To paraphrase a master swordsman and CIA spook extraordinaire: that word you keep using, I do not think it means what you think it means. How can 3pp be more immersive? Like you lose yourself in the realism of the world by viewing your life through a Google glass feed fed to you by a personal drone helicopter flying above your right shoulder? -
Why don't our characters wear boots properly?
Crooked Hauser replied to res's topic in General Discussion
Ignoring uniform regs is like a sickness eating the unit from the inside out. You look like ass, you probably act like ass. High and tights for everyone. Ok I'm not actually giving a fuck. -
Regular vs Hardcore: Why do you play?
Crooked Hauser replied to Meekalew's topic in General Discussion
The fuck you say? -
your first interaction with another player
Crooked Hauser replied to tyleranator's topic in General Discussion
I was playing a nighttime server for about an hour and the first zombie I see started chasing me. I didn't know how easy it was to escape so I just started jogging down the street. I saw a player standing by a building and decided to walk up to him and try and get the zombie to attack him instead (it didn't). He said, you know there's a zombie chasing you? I said yep. Then we went on a scavenging expedition. Until I lost him in the dark in some town. Miss you buddy. -
I had a similar situation but the dude I put down was an asshole so no guilt there. We were both unconscious though. Until his ass pirate friend showed up.
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Why don't our characters wear boots properly?
Crooked Hauser replied to res's topic in General Discussion
Marines use boot bands. Army tucks I think.
