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Crooked Hauser

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    3pp Exploit

    I think this fix is great. I've been calling for a 3pp "fog of war" solution for literally days. I also only play on hardcore servers because of 3pp advantages. I prefer 1pp. Point being... Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
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    Please, for the love of Gaben, stop

    Aye aye Cap'n.
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    Trade for black shirt

    I'll have two snipers covering me during the trade. And another 4 CQB grunts standing by with M4s and rainbows.
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    Serverhopping mother-effers

    Or you have a peculiar definition of a server hopper. I think a server hopper could be someone who logs out next to airfields and then logs back in when the server is empty and looks like it will be easy pickings. So it was the first server you hopped on for the day... Hey! I don't give a shit what you do... Just saying how it looks.
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    Do you think Zombies should be headshots only?

    Who says it's a "zombie survival horror MMO?" Don't answer, I'll tell you. No one. The developer website calls it a "gritty, authentic, open-world survival horror hybrid-MMO..." In fact, I'm having a hard time finding the word zombie on any official website.
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    Do you think Zombies should be headshots only?

    I fully agree that one hit always kills should go away, but I know that this is an alpha and will surely change. Yes, if it makes sense in game (i.e. Military zombie wearing body armor) then more than one shot body kills should be required. But non-armored zombies that are shot in the heart should go down like a Viagra-less investment banker.
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    Problem changing weapons?

    It's a feature. The devs call it Alpha.
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    Serverhopping mother-effers

    How is this OP better than a server hopper?!? He logs in to an empty server a few seconds away from the airfield and runs over there to gear up before anyone else does... Someone else decides to do virtually the same thing and then one of them dies and cries on the forums. #confused
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    Trade for black shirt

    Are you on experimental by chance? I have a black tactical blouse on my character that I'd be willing to trade. For a hand jibber. Or 1911.
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    yo yo yo stop the press!

    I got it to work yesterday or the day before on experimental.
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    Regular vs Hardcore: Why do you play?

    It probably just means the person who feels more immersed in 3pp has brain damage. That's my medical opinion as an asshole.
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    yo yo yo stop the press!

    What's pointless about helping your orange and yellow axe blend in to your camo?
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    Do you think Zombies should be headshots only?

    Partially agree. But really you think it should take two bullets to the heart minimum to kill them? Why pray tell? Just because it's not a headshot or because the Dean Virus (as I like to call it) causes your chest and ribs to fuse solid?
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    DayZ Standalone For Macs?

    I'm with the army nerd on this one too. I run it on my 2012 MBP retina and have mostly normal graphic settings and it runs great. Using windows 8.1. Haven't done a FPS but unless I'm dumb enough to run into the projects of Cherno it's fine.
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    Regular vs Hardcore: Why do you play?

    I only use 3pp when I want to fap to my avatars George Michaels-ian ass in those sexy blue jeans and TTsKO top. Fucking erotic.
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    Positive side to combat logging.

    Maybe he didn't see you, but had his spawn killing orgasm and had to go clean his keyboard.
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    Do you think Zombies should be headshots only?

    Can someone remind me what the HTML code is to punch someone in the nose on a forum? Headshots!?! Grrrr... Also, experimental has spawning zombies now so they are a bit more of a challenge. Just wait, stable buddies.
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    Sad reality of how people play dayz

    I had the best 6 paragraph reply typed out to you before I accidentally refreshed my iPhone browser. But basically lost it all because I was working hard not to burst a blood vessel while dropping off another DayZ Mod monkey off at the pool. Shit.
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    Do you think Zombies should be headshots only?

    Stagnant Pepper, are you new here? I mean, like did you read this entire stupid thread? These are not BRAINSssssss Zombies a la Romero... They are infected/sick human beings with heartbeats and blood and lungs... People just call them zombies as a nickname. Some people complain that they shouldn't be called zombies, but come on, in real life if people started walking around in a stupor until becoming bloodthirsty murderous psychos then we would probably call them zombies too. But you know what... They still wouldn't need headshots. People with hard-ons for headshots drive me up a wall. It's just not grounded in this game world at all... WALL OF TEXT! TL;DR - fuck off with the headshots already. They will be unstoppable killing machines when they horde/spawn. Try experimental build for a taste... Make them headshot only = unplayable nightmare game. Edit: sorry for being a little harsh but honestly I don't understand the constant headshot blabber. COD zombie mode has your fix there.
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    Why do zombies spawn out of thin air (experimental)

    I would fuck myself up.
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    Can't Join Empty Servers

    I've seen that happen too but you know what I do? I say, hmm, an empty server... It must be FUCKING BROKEN OR IT WOULD HAVE PLAYERS IN IT. Yikes... My caps got locked. No but seriously we are all in there having a fucking gear orgy, tossing around fully kitted M4s and driving Hummers and just didn't invite you.
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    What time it's getting night and what time morning?

    10:30-11:00 pm for sunset? I don't think so. I don't join servers at 1600+ because it's usually too dark to enjoy. However I will play a lot more night servers when they fix the lighting issues.
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    Why do zombies spawn out of thin air (experimental)

    That would be cool in any other game. But in this game world I don't expect "infected" living humans to crawl out of the ground. That's as bad as headshot only kills.
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    Sad reality of how people play dayz

    You're one of the Holy Ones... From BEFORE? Please master, tell us about this Blessed Mod you speak of and how it's exactly like the stand alone us wee mortals have only been experiencing for 2 months. Please sir, I beg of you... Neeeeed to know what it was like. I'm just a lowly grub of a newbie worm who never partook of the Blessed Mod and have only 140 hours in this not a new game SA. Please sir, have my beans and bestow your blessings upon me. I am nothing. I am less than nothing. Two years = the infinity bandit! There can be only one. ALL HAIL THE GOD OF THE MOD!!!
  25. I consider playing another game. I had a server reset today after joining and it still gave me the whole timer. Annoying. Helps ghosting I guess but shit if I care about ghosts.
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