Crooked Hauser

I'm not actually mad, brah. That's my secret. Shhhh...

Did you seriously just say "why so mad bro?" I'm so tired of the memes and cookie cutter responses. I'm mad because people are ignorant and entitled. I'm mad because god is dead. I'm mad because European football is way better than American football. I'm mad because my band only got a 7.7 on Pitchfork and I'm mad because my e-penis is two sizes too small for this forum. I guaran-damn-tee that whenever this game gets ported to consoles it'll be A. When PC development is complete B. Ported by a company familiar with PC to console ports C. Make a shitload of money for BI D. Not effect PC gamers at all because they won't be shared servers So let's all get over ourselves and talk about something that matters. Like KoS, hats, and wall hacks.

Who cares really? No really. Why do you fucking care? We have it on PC. If they port it in a couple years so fucking what? Are we really so insecure that we need to bash consoles and what they offer people who don't give a shit to build a gaming PC and work to keep it updated with drivers and hardware and porn?

Why did it take 3 hours to search the airfield? There's only like 7 loot spots. Per server. Ohhhhh..........

That's a brilliant observation. I actually think xbox is for adults more than kids since they would probably appreciate the multimedia and non-gaming entertainment features more than kids. Regardless, I know you're trolling. I'm just feeding you because you're obviously starved for human interaction.

You PC Master Race people are really kind of assholes. When I build my first gaming PC this weekend I'm giving my wife explicit instructions on how to use my M9 to shoot me in the face if I somehow start posting white haired PCMR memes on Internets. I love my Xbox One and don't have any problems playing games.

Ok because if someone kills me I sure as shit ain't gonna sit around for 15 minutes while they molest my corpse. I don't Alt-F4... But I will respawn and log out.

I'm about to let my MacBook Pro Retina off the hook for my DayZ gaming. Just ordered all the parts for my new gaming rig... Gigabyte x77 mini-ITX MB, i5 3570k, 8gb Crucial Ballistix low profile 1600 RAM, EVGA GTX 760 (dual OC something or other), 120 GB SSD, 1TB sata, in a Silverstone Raven RZV01 mini-ITX case. Will post settings and FPS after I build it next weekend. Edit: but I will never post a glorious master race meme on Kotaku!

Can a player combat log after getting killed? Is that part of the Newtonian physics principles?

Let off some steam, Bennet.

One of the Starks dies? I'm on episode 2 of season 1. Just kidding. I've read all the books and seen every episode. Spoiler alert.

Stick around, Bennet.

Record it and post tomorrow! For country and Corps!

Well for one, this is taken from a mod file: On 12 March 2013, a prion disease and spreads among the worlds population triggering a global pandemic The disease causes proteins in the brain to be replaced with prions ceasing regular function Most people progress to dementia and then death as the brain is replaced with ineffective sludge 86% of the worlds population die Some survive with the disease in a chronic state. Lacking regular brain function, they are scarely human. They are unable to communicate, driven by insatiable desire for violence, and attracted to the scent of those uninfected Society crumbles as the pandemic spreads rapidly You are one of the 2% who are not infected yet THIS IS YOUR STORY

Whoa. Someone has sand in their vagina.

He posted 466 times before he built up the nerve to play the game. Then he died and had to cry in public.

I think when they fix flashlights and tweak it like Rocket had mentioned then it'll all even out. My first 3 hours of playing DayZ was in the dark. Talk about adding to the learning curve.

I injected myself with an epi pen twice trying to revive my unconcious friend who was sliding across Elektro for some reason. It sucked.

And also use someone else's tip from 4 posts above and claim it as an original and insightful addition to the conversation. Just fucking with you Rickenbacker.

It's a good idea to hit tab when searching and just strafe through the room hitting the common loot drops. By showing you the ground items on the left of your HUD it'll help you find those hard to see items like can openers and compasses.

Increase your max ping setting.

This forum is like my Mexican soap opera.

Cool story, bro. Maybe use the bug tracker. Or search function.

exactly. I prefer one way and prefer others to not have an advantage over me.

Let's just say I would play in non-HC servers again to have "two" characters. But I would keep my view in 1PP as that's my preferred method.