Crooked Hauser

that's really gonna make all these super cool stories way too long to read."So my friend and I snuck up on two guys not running around in the open like a moron and we killed them with axes. Then we said, take that you not running around on the open like a moron assholes. That'll teach you to not run around..."

The zombies aren't rotting so that's part of the problem. The other part of the problem is... Move all threads to the graveyard!!! Every thread! Except the 18 stickies that are 56 pages long.

That's the premise of like 5 Friday The 13th films. Totally unoriginal. Were the smoking weed and having pre-marital sex?

It means your a PFC and "cancelled" means service terminated. Just kidding, Lieutenant.

How can you tell they're gay at 3. I'm about to have my first son and I want to be sure to beat the gay out of him. But only if necessarily. /sarcasm

Nicolas Cage Can Not Act.

Maybe it's like Chicago and police need to provide their own pistols.

How's the sawed-off B95? I honestly haven't played in two weeks. Missing out on The Flash's zombie and some guns. Man, Blaze would be so cool, if you could attach a LRS to it... Wouldn't be too strong, because the B95 is more inaccurate than the Mosin and only holds 2 rounds.

Unfortunately my mobo (Gigabyte H77N) doesn't allow overclocking. Probably for the best. I got one 8gig stick (1600) with plans to get a second one next time they go on sale. The low profile RAM is great as it fits right under the cooler pipes with no problems. Others had clearance issues on the mini-ITX boards. Here's the link: http://pcpartpicker.com/b/NCX Edit: ummm... 1911 and Blaze. "Stay on topic... Stay on topic. Argh!" - Davish, Gold 5

I like the Blaze because I feel less people will KoS me. It's mostly a last resort zombie stopper for me. But I haven't played with the new zombies yet. Decided to hold off until I build my new PC. Case (Raven RVZ01) delivers on Tuesday. Already have the CPU (3570k), cooler (GeminII M4) and RAM (Crucial Ballistix Sport VLP) installed... But I digress. Blaze. And 1911.

Says the guy named Massacre. Thanks for telling everyone how to play (or not play) a sandbox game, brah. Cool moves.

To people who say guns shouldn't spawn in schools and apartment buildings, that just doesn't make sense. Wouldn't the military leave their base during a world devastating zombie (infected living human) apocalypse? Wouldn't they show up in civilian centers and try and help barricade and defend people? Like the stacked up crap in halls of hospitals? Guns should spawn everywhere. But I love the ideas of conditional values being other than "pristine" so when that happens I do hope 90% of guns are worn or worse. Sure an AK is more resilient to dirt and debris than an M4 but shit sitting in the rain for weeks will need some love. Maybe replacement bolts or a series of cleanings and disassemblies. Make them hard to maintain like vehicles will be.

I hope the S in your acronym stand for "survival" because this game isn't a first-person shooter regardless of what people try to make it. Shucks, maybe if anything it's a TPS since so many of the "shooters" play in third person. Booyah!

Ah good point. There should be some delay.

Weird how so?

FTW

I was being sarcastic. Of course an axe and morphine won't fix a broken leg IRL.

Fucking right it's cool. Semper fi, motherfuckers. Cool post is cool. Pills.

I envision old school mod and Arma players as weirdos that listen to Paula Abdul. Err!

It would be pretty cool if you had to find individual belt links for LMG ammo. Grab all the 5.56 you want but if you don't have links they aren't too effective. Make any ammo feeder boxes super rare. Obviously recovering links would be awesome. But probably too hard to implement in the engine.

How easy is it to fix your own broken legs in real life - even with a hatchet and morphine?

I've found a hack where I don't have to agree to the alpha each time I start the game. So the standard issues of alpha don't apply to me. This game is the terribles! Waaaaaaaahhhhh......

Meh, I carried one for a couple years before I became a team leader. They're fairly accurate in real life and if you have good trigger control they can be conservative with ammo. That said, there's no way I want them in the game. Too many military weapons.

American penis is so big. Big big veiny and thick. Respect our ski masks. In the Marines (and police) we call them balaclavas though. So troll poster guy is not quite right.