Crooked Hauser

Damn you people. Now I've replaced my green rain jacket for an orange one thinking you bastards won't KoS me anymore. I've never killed anyone... Well, I shot a fellow unconcious but he fired first. We actually both went unconcious and then I waited to log out until his buddy showed up 5 minutes later to rob me. Pricks. All of you. ;)

Beats being a Kenny Loggins. "Highway to the danger zone / unless I run into a player, oh / then I'm gonna log out of the danger zo-wo-own"

Are you active duty military? If not then you're a (closet) prepper. Seriously... Take a long look in the mirror and tell yourself you're not a prepper. Those tears are tears of acceptance, bro. You've earned them. You're welcome. ;)

You have crazy morphine legs. Your body refuses to walk until your next dose. Welcome to DayZ. Rehab edition.

I'm glad we have found something to replace "It's an Alpha!" "Don't you know anything about game development?" :) What a world... What a world... ;)

It's sewing kits. Standard issue military gear. ;) They let you go from damaged to worn on clothing. But a wandering seamstress sounds awesome. "Sir! I need these trousers taken in." BANG!You Are Dead.

You "shoved it down community's throat" by posting in an open forum where nobody was required to read it and nobody was required to reply. Some people.

Ha! Yeah. I don't mind outrunning zombies. Just takes longer to find canned spaghetti. Slopestyle < doggy style.

Sorry I didn't mean to imply I don't understand the basics of game design. I took an intro to game design course in college while getting my music business degree so I have a tenuous grasp. But what I'm saying is I never understood what some people were talking about when they said "do you want artists to learn code?" or something similar because it was such a weird thing to say with no explanation. This guy above did it in a way that makes sense.

Maybe some people chose to discuss it... *takes off glasses* ... Generally. ;)

I'm on mobile version and there's no multi quote. :( Anyway, I think I understand what you're saying but the other day I died (kid grabbed my laptop and logged me on somehow, oops) and when I spawned again I was in a town being chased around by 3-4 zombies. They saw me from a mile away and chased me through 37 buildings. Trying to hide and break line of site didn't help. It was annoying. Yes it was thrilling but I don't love a cheap thrill. I mean, yes different teams work on different things but maybe they could use test servers to test zombie stress loads or whatever before adding a bunch more ghost zombies. They don't have to!!! But it would make me happier. And the OP too I think. But not the next guy. Amazing that there are differing opinions on a global message board. For instance: go US Olympic team!!!

We are the 1%.

Holy shit. This is the first version of this statement that I've read and actually makes sense. ;) I now understand what people mean when they say "Do you want the artists learning code?" Before I just thought they were being smarmy. Which they probably were actually.

What they deem and what you deem. They're all just opinions. We are all entitled to them. I agree with OP. It seems like a lot of people come to this forum just to stroke Deans Beans. And god forbid anyone offer a suggestion for improvement - as they see it. Maybe some players legitimately want assless leather chaps and maybe some players want tracer rounds. Won't we all be sad when game goes to release state and the devs didn't add a cool feature because nobody suggested it and the devs never thought of it. Fuck it. OP you're a whining little bitch who needs to realize this game is in Alpha. Didn't you click the accept button? You sucks a fat one loser.

Good lord. You "brah, did you even mod?" people drive me up a wall. Q. How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

Real talk: This forum is here to question the developers. Dot comma pause for effect. It's not so you can take offense to someone else's question or concern. Zombies are indeed pretty buggy and annoying. It's a fact. Adding more buggy and annoying zombies might be awesome to you but it's not to the OP. Many of you have made your opinion known... The devs need to stress test the servers so they're presumably (according to Rocket tweets) going to add a bunch more zombies and you love it. Cool. Maybe they won't be buggy and broken when the stable goes live. Most likely they will. Many people think OP has a legit concern. Many people do not.

I do what I can. PS - I said do.

Yeah with a little training 200m is child's play. He said 500. Meters. 1600+ feet.

Ok, Gunny Hathcock. 500 meters is 1/3 of a mile. Good luck hitting that with iron sights and an M4. Maybe you meant to say feet? Even that is the max distance for Marine Corps rifle range... At least it was when I EASed in April 2004. And I was a 2nd Award Expert... Would have been more but, you know... War.

Yes. You're right. Excuse us for having opinions. I guess if this forum was actually looking for community feedback they would have posted all of their code, notes, development schedule, personal diaries and ATM PIN numbers. Because until we have that information it totally makes no sense to suggest anything or post an opinion. It's an open ALPHA so that the players can just drink the cool-aid and shut up. Slinging insults? Have you read any posts on this fucking forum? Any time someone gives an opinion an asshole like you comes along and tells them what a child or retard (real nice Ann Coulture) they are.

Wow. If the creators of the game just wanted a place to get their collective dicks sucked they could go to a brothel. This forum is for people to provide feedback and post opinions. Yes many people are dumb but telling them they shouldn't provide their own feedback even if you don't agree is especially dumb.

Aren't there only like 10 building types (maybe 11) repeated throughout the map? Can't they fix them on one and have it work on all copies?

There's lots of things that should be halted until zombie pathing is fixed but you don't say that out loud here because this forum is a Dean Hall support group. If he did it then it's gospel. Shut your damn mouth unless you're opening it to eat the Rocket Beanz.

Today I logged out to get the mail. Came back and logged in. Saw myself sitting there in the building I was in, not moving. Same clothes, backpack and shoes. Killed myself out of curiosity and got to double my gear... What wasn't ruined from the axe beat down anyway. So I guess I combat logged on myself. Take that cheater!

So they shouldn't allow logging out at all? That seems weird. Like a game of Donkey Kong arcade... Play until a barrel hits you. No pause button.