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Crooked Hauser
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Everything posted by Crooked Hauser
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We could have a huge Masters tournament every March.
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Is that a Pomeranian?
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That's a cliff not a hill. Don't be trite.
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Of course then you would have to find balls. "He's camping the pro shop again!"
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Sure. But you'd have to give them an autographed glove afterward. This game is about realism after all.
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We could be like Mishone and cut off zombie arms and jaws for caddies.
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Or I guess Dean would call it a TrailerMade. Or Spitleist. Or Cleaveland.
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Haha! Not a troll post. Sheesh. Just a partially serious post. I would no shit be golfing all day long... When not scavenging for that elusive Pristine TaylorMade SLDR in 11.5 deg and a stiff shaft.
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No killing in the neutral zone! Of course, there are bound to be a few (thousand) bad eggs that will ruin it for everyone. I'll come by and open up a booth next time.
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I'm partially serious. It would be funny as hell. They wouldn't need to add wind effects, side spin and different swing mechanics or make it a TW 2013 replacement. But I know they don't have the resources to do this. Well, actually they have whatever their cut of $30 times 1,000,000+ so maybe they do... ;) Fore! I mean, Friendly!
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I dont understand why there is no AUTO RUN KEY!!!
Crooked Hauser replied to Bohannan (DayZ)'s topic in Suggestions
I superglued a tack to my W key because I'm a fucking man and moving forward is worth the pain. The same way I slice my trigger finger open with a razor and let it get infected so I can really connect with my trigger pull while I'm sniping fools in Cambodia during holidays. -
I dont understand why there is no AUTO RUN KEY!!!
Crooked Hauser replied to Bohannan (DayZ)'s topic in Suggestions
I built a cyborg to manually hold down the W key for me when I had to take a squirt. But it became sentient and tried to kill me for my beans. So I turned off it's power. Then I removed everything but it's head and one hand. Now it calls me a combat logger and gives me the finger. I hate this game. -
Would you rather have more Zombies or gradually increase player count?
Crooked Hauser replied to Miquinei's topic in General Discussion
I agree mostly. This is Russia after an apocalypse (or during) not Manhattan during New Years Eve. I prefer the more The Road vibe of not seeing a ton of people and making it more suspenseful if I do see them. Instead of it being a BF4 map. But also, I'm ok with how everything is now until zombie pathing is corrected. -
Just ran across a bunny while playing Exp server. It ran through a wall but still... Made me smile.
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0.36.115297 rolling out on experimental just now
Crooked Hauser replied to Rancor's topic in General Discussion
Bunnies! -
I can't help it I ... *puts on shades* play on a laptop.
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What can we look forward to in the next few patches ?
Crooked Hauser replied to Jono67's topic in General Discussion
That's racist. -
food and clothing spawns should be increased dramitically
Crooked Hauser replied to bioned's topic in General Discussion
Realism is the word you're looking for. -
And I'd like scrunchies so I can tie back my flowing locks in style. ;) Kidding. Belts and drop holsters would be cool. And flip flops. I already hear a ton of *fap fap fap* while being handcuffed.
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You had me at engagement videos. I stopped reading after that. I love engagement videos. But did you see Modern family the other day when the gay uncles tried to videotape that one engagement and the lady said no? That sucked. Wait a second...
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Whoa. You sir. Are cool.
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I had some zombies mysteriously fall and die while chasing me. Thought I had a secret admirer. Or that I was next. No other players around though.
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I'd be more for extreme tests like this if I didn't drop 30 bones. I mean, I'll put up with a lot of shit but having to play in 3PP mode for a week would be the week I spent not playing this game.
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Agree. I wear moto helmets even though I think I look like Charlie Sheen in The Wraith... But I hate getting head wounds.
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OMG! You logged off? Combat Logger!!! WTF? You logged back on? Server Hopper!!!
