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Crooked Hauser
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Everything posted by Crooked Hauser
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Good work, doctor!
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If they want us to test this game properly they should give you a reason for your death on the black screen. Gunshot to head. First to head. Axe to head. Fell to death. Zombie at your face. Etc. That way I wouldn't be inclined to file a bug report when I die for unknown reasons (in a building, no zombies, no gunshots etc)...
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I can't take my hands off the game to drink or I mysteriously die.
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I wouldn't even care about dying if they didn't add white leather shoes. Don't kill me!!! They're mine. My precious.
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I know that. But I wasn't by a window. Odd. Probably a bandito after my Fritos.
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They couldn't pay me enough to crawl/sneak from bush to bush in this game. I hate stealth games. And I don't have the time or patience. But that's just me. Ricky Recon and his band of green meanies are welcome to it. ;)
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I just spontaneously died walking up the steps in the firehouse. No gunshots, no footsteps. Sweet.
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...and also with you.
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Bandit!
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Dean be with you...
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totally. Im saying there would be a ton.
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I bet Czech has way more golden Desert Eagles. Let's take this to google. And away!!!
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Someone call me a whambulance. I started this thread three days ago and nobody played along. :( http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/173090-missed-connection-chernarus/
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how do YOU dress to look friendly? and what not to dress?
Crooked Hauser replied to over9000nukez's topic in General Discussion
That's what I'm wearing! -
Actually, I bet these eastern block towns have the most golden desert eagles per capita than any other country.
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I think Dean is 1/3 of the posters on this forum.
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how do YOU dress to look friendly? and what not to dress?
Crooked Hauser replied to over9000nukez's topic in General Discussion
I'm currently wearing black cargo pants, brown hiking boots, orange rain coat and orange construction hat. With an orange pipe wrench on my back (and axe in my pack). I think it looks friendly... I run by people telling them I've been called to fix a clogged toilet in Elektro. But it might like deranged too. Also sporting a 45 with silencer on chest holster and a B95 on the back. I'm actually a friendly player and just today stopped to help a chap who accidentally ate some rotten fruit. -
What does your weapon say about you?
Crooked Hauser replied to MrBecause's topic in General Discussion
I carry a B95 because fuck you stop KoSing me! -
Remove BattlEye messages in the bottom left corner (Devs please view for consensus on this)
Crooked Hauser replied to omgwtfbbq (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
The ones where the server admins post stupid shit drive me crazy. "Welcome to DayZ, fresh meat noob... Your mom is in here." Blah blah whatever. -
The most Tactical Medical Rescue Squad around! Join today!
Crooked Hauser replied to shadowandlight's topic in General Discussion
There should be a MASH unit. Also, it would be nice if they had medic-signifying gear like Red Cross hats or arm bands. Sure they would be used by bandits too... But that adds to the fun. "Doc, I need a bandage!" "How about an..." *Takes of sunglasses* "Amputation?" -
You should be able to smoke cigarettes and die of cancer. Just an aside...
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Any word on when suppressors will work?
Crooked Hauser replied to infiltrator's topic in General Discussion
They don't work? I just stuck one on a .45 but didn't bother firing it. And damn anyone who says I have it so I can PVP. I obviously want to be able to shoot zombies and not have them horde stomp me. -
I passed up a mint M4 tonight in order to hold on to my Blaze. And I'm also wearing an orange rain coat, orange construction helmet and have a giant orange wrench on my back. Don't want to be confused with a bandit. I actually spent 15 minutes banging on a water pump in Stary Sobor hoping someone would come along so I could ask them how much they were paying me to fix the plumbing.
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I accept your beans, gladly. The first Chernarus Open will be held in September. Get to work Rocket. We will need a huge golden bean for a trophy.
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How often are you changing outfits, Ken?
