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Crooked Hauser
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But I do care about aesthetics! I won't have an 8 cu ft neon green and black monstrosity in my house. ;) Also, I updated the ram to 1600 right after I posted. Didn't notice it was 1300 at first. Wouldn't I only need the 3570k if I planned on overclocking? That's not something I plan on partaking in. Will check out that GPU. Thanks!
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The short tale of Annie the cowboyman.
Crooked Hauser replied to Hagon94's topic in General Discussion
Coffee beans for the gentleman in the cowboy hat! -
Toms Hardware said it was a good card for 1080p at mid level settings. That's where I got my info. I considered a 650 TI Boost... And is this a cheap gaming PC at $700? It seems like the i5 3570 is one of the better CPUs for gaming because most games don't support HT on i7s yet.
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You will have to brave Elektro's fire station to find that particular device on the top level. Enjoy being sniped for your espresso fix.
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You have my (coffee) beans! I would often just eat foldgers crystals in Iraq because we never stopped long enough to brew a proper cup.
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The game should have motorbikes in large numbers instead of rare cars and horses
Crooked Hauser replied to alleycat's topic in Suggestions
Or hoverboards! -
'Traped in Dead-Screen'-Bug not removed!
Crooked Hauser replied to Spyral's topic in General Discussion
My improv comedy troupe are going to be reenacting R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet in Elektro this weekend. Film at 11. -
The funny thing about Cherno is there's a Starbucks right across the street from another Starbucks!
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Ah ok. It went from silly coffee maker loot post to two people defending KoS so I wasn't sure. ;)
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I guess my sarcasm is beyond some people? I gotta get that font looked at.
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Guys! We are recruiting for my clan PGA Death Tour. Do you have what it takes to be the ultimate survival golfer? Handicaps higher than 12 not accepted, sorry.
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Are there player interactions that aren't allowed?
Crooked Hauser replied to Mondodo's topic in General Discussion
Can't we all agree that you should get banned unless you're raping one of those hottie lady zeds? -
Are there player interactions that aren't allowed?
Crooked Hauser replied to Mondodo's topic in General Discussion
A skinhead who's never heard of Russian Jews? -
A console version would kill this game tbh..
Crooked Hauser replied to scaramoosh's topic in General Discussion
They should port this to game boy. Or a text adventure on a Ti-88. -
Are there player interactions that aren't allowed?
Crooked Hauser replied to Mondodo's topic in General Discussion
So you're the guy who's been KoSing all the dudes in camo yarmulkes. -
If you'd just create a secret handshake it would save you so much worry and heartache. Every time I met a member of my clan we have to wiggle left, wiggle right, point, clap, wiggle left, turn in a counter clockwise circle and then open a can of beans. PS - I know some of you will try to infiltrate my clan so I randomly added one extra step which you won't know about. Good luck.
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A console version would kill this game tbh..
Crooked Hauser replied to scaramoosh's topic in General Discussion
Not every game has aim assist. God lord, you PC master race people drive me up a fucking wall. I play DayZ on my MacBook Pro for cripes sake. Though it is a 2.3 ghz quad core i7 with 16 GB RAM and a GT 650M (1GB). And it looks pimp next to my xbox one and eliptical machine. -
A console version would kill this game tbh..
Crooked Hauser replied to scaramoosh's topic in General Discussion
I don't think he's bragging, just saying that he's better at one than the other. -
what do you guys do when you meet zombies without weapons?
Crooked Hauser replied to bioned's topic in General Discussion
Combat logger! -
Cowboy hats - an invitation to shoot on sight?
Crooked Hauser replied to rickyriot's topic in General Discussion
Are you wearing camo? I'm told only bandits wear camo and should be KoS. -
A console version would kill this game tbh..
Crooked Hauser replied to scaramoosh's topic in General Discussion
Have you ever been in a tank? There is way more tech in a Fiat. As a scout from 2nd LAR I spent 4 years riding in LAVs. Even drove them a bunch. They were built in 1981 and I get more confused by my minivan stereo. -
A console version would kill this game tbh..
Crooked Hauser replied to scaramoosh's topic in General Discussion
They have the technology. They can rebuild it. FPS aren't the be-all/end-all of gaming. They can find a nice middle ground of 30fps and 900p or something and it would still be awesome. I pretty much know for a fact (Rocket told me in a dream) that most people play on Low settings anyway. I think it would be cool. PS - if you think the dev team can't handle it they could probably use some or the millions of dollars in Alpha revenue and hire someone skilled at porting. -
Severely reduced is an overstatement.
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Easter Eggs? Aliens? Mysteries? [Official]
Crooked Hauser replied to Matej (DayZ)'s topic in Gallery
Looks like a cat wearing an eye patch above it.
