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Crooked Hauser
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Add a French Press into the loot tables. Then everyone would be running around looking for pristine canteen cups and trade each other ammo for a nice Sumatra blend. We could sit around and sing campfire songs and RP being baristas.
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Whoa... That was dangerously close to blasphemy. There's obviously no way you would be unhappy with DEAN'S VISION and surely that was a typo. It's ok forum dorks, he didn't mean it! Leave him be!!!
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That would be a soupy cappuccino. Or a powdered milk latte.
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Dear forum poster: These are not Classic Zombies, they are infected living humans. Let's all just accept that and move on. Your pal, Snugglepuss
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I want a BBC miniseries about Annie The Cowboyman.
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I actually would love to have the option to spawn in a "zone" so I could be closer to my friends when joining a game. I just face palm every time I'm in the NW wilderness masterbating over open chat and my brother-in-law spawns by Berenzino. PS - face palming while masterbating is not recommended.
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I think this is a great idea. I would love to have the option to wear a skinny tie, wear my hair in a mop top and drive a Vespa around '60s London listening to The Kinks.
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Yeah I'm also tired of spawning on the east coast by that oil refinery. But whatevs... I'm sure there will be optimized spawn locations later on. For now I just... Run inland.
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That's true. I hate it when actors take other rolls. Hugh Jackman sucks as Wolverine because I can't get over him as Gaston in an Australian play of Beauty And The Beast.
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Nudity and Defecting and pissing. [Poll questions] DEAN AWNSERS MY QUESTION
Crooked Hauser replied to theswedishcathead's topic in Suggestions
You just said no pooping. So obviously you didn't fill your boots. ;) -
I like the idea of being addicted to morphine or pain killers if you use them too much... And seeing how often people are breaking their legs on faulty ladders and stairs...
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my screen image become more grey or less colour.
Crooked Hauser replied to Jeffreyson84's topic in General Discussion
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That's a great idea. God should make all humans headshot only. Think about how cool war would be then. Teach those lazy reservists to learn how to shoot. Or not that and you can accept that the devs have their choices made on this issue.
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Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife!
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If You Could Add Anything To DayZ What Would You Add And Why?
Crooked Hauser replied to leefriendfield's topic in General Discussion
Golf clubs. See my previous thread. ;) -
Hello elitist PC master race nerds and/or console trolls! I'm currently playing DayZ on a MacBook Pro Retina but would like to build a PC for fun and gaming. I've configured what I think to be a useful and tasteful looking rig on PCpartspicker - i5 3570, Radeon R7 260x, 8gig DDR3 1600 in a BitFenix Prodigy M (white) case. Comes in just over $700 with a 120gig SSD. http://pcpartpicker.com/user/CrookedHauser/saved/3LY0 Am I way off the mark here?
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PCpartpicker.com does comparison shopping for you... And most important for me checks compatibility between components.
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Cool! Upped my build to a 660. $199 after $20 rebate.
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Might be a while, but this build seems to have what most of the other posters have recommended on my build: http://pcpartpicker.com/b/yp3
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Also, not to be a tool but I'm playing on a $3000 Apple laptop right now so my priorities tend to skew sometimes. This rig would be for the fun of the build and so I wouldn't have to use bootcamp and could free up my MacBook for porn... I mean, sportsing matches. Price isn't the biggest factor but I like to be efficient when I can.
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How many female dayz players are there?
Crooked Hauser replied to pink_tm's topic in General Discussion
Zero. Just a bunch of queer dudes in drag. Sorry, I had to. I love the gays! No, not that way! Dude... I wear a cowboy hat and drive a pickup! I dip Copenhagen! I ride bareback even. No, I mean in a horse. On a horse!!! Shit... -
Thank you for the Joe, Cthulhu!
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Oh do you need two sticks for ram to work still? I forgot. That case was my second choice! But I like the white and handles. Vain, I know. Honestly it'll just be in my bedroom sitting room where only I ever play games or watch golf but I would like it to be fairly discreet. Would ostensibly connect it to the 47" LCD there and use wireless peripherals.
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I have a spare (legal) key for Win8. Went 1x8gb so I could go 32 eventually without having to throw away a stick. I do have a spare HDD (1TB) and monitor. And I can't have an ugly case. That's important to me for many reasons.
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I have an Xbox One. :(
