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Crooked Hauser
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That's ok. You're obviously 15 and have a lot to learn. I was 15 once as well. Go serve 4 years in your local military. I don't think your commanding officer will tell you to "equip" your rifle. Unless you're in France. That could explain a lot. ''Merica!!! Edit: looked at your profile and you're apparently 24. I was 24 once as we'll. Did some of my dumbest stuff at 24.
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Probably PTSD from being KoS on DayZ.
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Oh I thought there was a separate forum for the mod and this was an SA forum. I'm a dummy.
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English sucks. I agree! But the fact of the matter is it's not semantics it's nomenclature. You use the proper nomenclature or you risk being called out on the internet. Comparing a gun accessory to a truck accessory is kind of dumb, as well. Unless you're a giant and sling a Ford F150 over your shoulder when you go to combat.Buuuuuuut... I usually try to chalk these things up to cultural slang usage but I couldn't find a single Google return on "rifle strap." In fact, I asked Jeeves and be called me an ass-hat.
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You should try and remove "clip" from your weapon vocabulary. It's a magazine. Not trying to be a douche here but it'll save you from unnecessary ribbing by gun fanatics and military veterans. A clip goes on your tie. A magazine goes in your pistol (or next to your toilet).
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Yeah they totally need to fix the zombie wall glitches. Great idea, mate!
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Persistent storage containers; do you like the idea or not?
Crooked Hauser replied to -MadTommy's topic in General Discussion
Sounds like fun if you pretend your storage container is a Queen bee and you're collecting pollen (in the form of beans and M4s). And even better if you mate with your storage container and take orders from it. -
Um... Uh... Isn't that Rust? Bandage and a torch? I mean maybe it's cultural slang. I've heard torch for flashlight but never bandage for 9v battery.
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Beans for you for not getting your panties in a bunch at a little ribbing. There's some real sad Nancy's on this forum.Oh and .45 for me. Mostly for ammo count and RPM speed.
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Oh didn't you know? I punched you through that wall. Pow!
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Two things: 1. You can carry both. 2. Server hopper!!!! ;)
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You have no idea how to use it so I'm not offended in the slightest. It's like using sarcasm on my 4 year old... She enjoys it but really doesn't understand it.
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If You Could Add Anything To DayZ What Would You Add And Why?
Crooked Hauser replied to leefriendfield's topic in General Discussion
Ball gag dildos for zombie pacification. -
By being a moron, you're not feeding trolls you're just being a moron. Period. And don't dare use the word sarcasm in my presence after telling me to Kevin Hart myself on the DayZ forum.
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Let the heavens above Chernarus open up and rain endless beans upon thy holy self, Franchi. Thank you for not being a turd-wrangler like what's his face there. I think we all know how he prefers to use his strap-on...
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Whoa boy here we go. I used the quotation marks as sarcasm emphasis on clip since I was being prickly about the strap/sling thing. Maybe it's a cultural thing. I've never heard anyone call it a strap. Either way you need to relax.
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Check with the craft service truck behind studio C.
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It's called a sling. Please take the "clip" out of your M4 before you hurt someone or yourself. ;)
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Sprinting while shooting handgun
Crooked Hauser replied to Johnny Depth's topic in General Discussion
As a former Marine let me set the record straight. You can't move faster than a brisk walk while shooting because after you go a certain speed it's impossible for your arms to not pump up and down spraying rounds into the air and at your feet. It's just not possible. /sarcasm -
Have you seen the video of the people hitting the gas pump with the axes? Taking turns. Each hit it once, then each hits it twice... Until it explodes and the loser dies.
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Rough night of survival (story included)
Crooked Hauser replied to Ineedscoffee's topic in General Discussion
You must be OCD or sadistic to endure that much crawling. -
Running Dayz on Mac through BootCamp
Crooked Hauser replied to lightningcougar's topic in General Discussion
I have a first-gen late-2012 15" MBP retina with 2.3ghz i7, 16 gig ram and 650m and it runs great. Installing windows takes a leap of faith and some googling to ensure it works correctly. But I love it. Finally can game on my computer! -
I bought SSD disk as Dean rocket recommended, but
Crooked Hauser replied to Rivals.Joho's topic in General Discussion
I use mine to fry my beans so my wife can't trick me into having another kid. -
I bought SSD disk as Dean rocket recommended, but
Crooked Hauser replied to Rivals.Joho's topic in General Discussion
OP is probably one of the chosen few like myself that sees Rocket in dreams. -
That's what too Buddhist for DayZ, brah.
