Crooked Hauser

TL;DR. But I agree. We do need bards. Maybe they will add guitars or flutes. I recall LOTRO had musical instruments. I'd happy walk around singing songs of adventure and excitement. Probably just the Marine Hymn though.

I've been playing experimental for about a week. On hardcore servers. I mean, there aren't that many servers but it's usually between 15/50 and 50/50. I have always been able to get in to one. It's fun and haven't had that many weird experiences.

Hi. You were a 6' tall brown haired bandit in green puffer jacket, purple canvas shorts, grey sneakers, green backpack, and payday mask, wielding a Mosin. I was a 6' tall brown haired Bambi with black jeans and white shirt. You killed me at the beach 30 seconds after I spawned and I never got your name. If you see this please come find me at NWAF. I have something I want to give you. That's what Craigslist would look like on DayZ.

I *could* handle it but I think others beat me to it. Either way, this video is great so if a mod can make it official then so be it. Er... make it so, number one.

I about pissed my pants. Thank you Jimmijamjams! You are truly a hero of Chernarus. Dean should erect a statue in your honor.

Honestly, I can't imagine what profession occupations would even consider a zombie survival sim as an appropriate meeting place. It would just be so awkward. "Ok Mr Takimora-San, you just spawned on the east coast. I'm camping the NWAF. Just walk north-west for two hours and be sure to hold your hands up and wiggle so I don't shoot you in the face on accident. Then we can discuss terms of the corporate restructuring. Try not to get handcuffed and force-fed rotten bananas." 6 hours later... "ok I guess having a beer and cigar while carting around a beautifully manicured golf course and getting some sun and exercise would have been a better use of time. Again, I'm sorry I shot you. But to be fair, I said wiggle not spin."

I would like the devs to spend an additional 1-3 years implementing a golfing mini game. They could add 14 clubs, a golf bag and make that weird valley area a golf course. Add in a golf cart and some pimp golf clothing. That'll curb some PVP as everyone will be trying to break par. And you can always kill someone with a 9-iron if there is a pace of play dispute.

Dean has obviously been slowly rolling this out to make me happy. It'll be ready in time for Rio 2016.

I will shoot you in the face with a shotgun if you bring more than 14 clubs onto my course (during an official match). That's what our course rangers are there to enforce. Also, long putters are banned.

I found a SKS and m4s in the new police station. Second floor back room.

I logged into my experimental hardcore server and all my shit was gone except my clothes. Luckily there was a police station right in front of me (new building!) and I got an M4 and 10rd magazine.

I wrote such a thread but a week ago. http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/173692-in-game-golfing/

I think full on breakdancing should be added. Because then we could settle our differences by popping and locking or busting some rad floor rock.

I'm going to change my handle to This Is An Alpha so I won't even have to post a reply. I kid. No, but seriously, a recent interview or snap chat or something had Rocket saying bikes would be added soon.

Pretty sure you can still talk after death. Definitely after KO.

I believe what you meant to say was "IT'S AN ALPHA DERP DERP DERP!"

Same with me. I ran out of food somewhere way out in the wilderness and just logged on so I didn't have my bearings. A little village I went through had no loot so I found a military base and saw nobody around so I went in and grabbed some stuff. As I was leaving I had an M4 at the ready because I was being paranoid. Came down the steps and saw a glimmer of camo on my right. Turned in a panic and heard a shot. I emptied my magazine into his torso and went unconcious. He asked if I was alive. I said no, just unconcious. He said he was too and was a nice guy but wanted my stuff. Read: Bastard. Then he asked me to stay logged on because his buddy was coming and would revive us both and maybe let me live. Nice offer. But I figured I'd let it play out. Around 10 minutes later I hear footsteps and some mountain troll says "whatchu fucking queers doin' on the ground?" At that moment I knew the friend was a douche and I wouldn't be revived. So I logged off post-haste because fuck those guys. This was right after the combat logging deterrents went in and bodies were disappearing after 30 seconds. I hope to hell they didn't get my gear. They didn't earn it.

It's an Elf, eh?

I like to stand up and then "V" mantle/climb/hop around like an idiot. It's like a move out of the Ministry of Silly Walks.

Maybe barely functional on very low settings? Certainly not great with on-board graphic processing.

I like to play that the outbreak hasn't started yet and that I'm Marky Mark Wahlberg and all the screaming weirdos are obsessed fans. And then I act very poorly, grow an ugly beard and then die.

Leather or nylon sling degradation is damn-near nil... I had a sling in the Marines that was probably original issue from Vietnam. At least until they started issuing 3-point tactical slings. I think they can take damage like anything else, but having a sling degrade over the 5 hours of gaming before you die probably isn't necessary.

I don't think I unleashed any demons. I referred to the OP as a turd-wrangler and a moron... He called me a Chris Tucker. That's just rude.

I think they patched this last time.