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Crooked Hauser
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Everything posted by Crooked Hauser
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I guess I just really don't understand the point you're trying make. LL Bean is the best but they don't ship to Cherarus?
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Look, he posted in a DayZ forum.
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You have my canned "tactical" bacon.
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why isn't the zombie fix rocket's priority?
Crooked Hauser replied to bioned's topic in General Discussion
Whoa... For a second there it sounded like you were questioning his Rocketness. I must have misunderstood your post. -
? Why wouldn't I be serious about this? Dicks, Cabella, Gander Mt, Bass Pro Shop... They all have civilian hiking and outdoor clothes that are way better than anything I was issued in the Marines. Haven't you ever heard the term "good enough for a government job?" Out BDUs were sewn by blind people for goodness sake. Bless them.
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Say that shit to Bear Grylls' face. I double dog dare you. His clothing line is civilian and offers all those advantages. LMFAOPHGSJO
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What vehicles would you like to see in DayZ?
Crooked Hauser replied to over9000nukez's topic in General Discussion
There's already a thread about this. Probably more than one. Search next time. This forum is a mess. ps- your 'Cuda is sweet but not many in Soviet Block Cherno I'm guessing. -
cant seem to find an .56 ammos... only .45
Crooked Hauser replied to bioned's topic in General Discussion
Are police stations only in Experimental? They're all over the place. They always have M4 or shotgun or SKS. Sometimes multiple. I grab both and ditch one in the woods. -
To people who think kiling bambis is wrong check this out
Crooked Hauser replied to Slyguy65's topic in General Discussion
If you all started a football team it would be called the Cherno Assclowns. And you'd probably lose every match to the Elektro Turd Burglars. I'm getting season tickets. I.e. why did I read this whole stupid thread? :( -
Would ingame currency have a place in DayZ?
Crooked Hauser replied to Jaxis's topic in General Discussion
oh shit, fell through the floor! -
Would ingame currency have a place in DayZ?
Crooked Hauser replied to Jaxis's topic in General Discussion
I mean... Maybe. Honestly I would give a flying fuck about a gold chain (or brick) if I needed food or bullets. I think any currency in DayZ is dumb. The barter system works just fine. -
I Believe I am Having A Heart Attack
Crooked Hauser replied to guppy22143's topic in General Discussion
I believe it's already been addressed that the running full sprint wouldn't been removed until they offered vehicles. I could be wrong. I usually am. But until they do I will run Forrest run. -
Also, once you go black...
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Pretty sure I could fit like 25+ 30-rd 5.56 mags in my laptop bag. And yes, it's a regular size. It's like DayZ thinks 30rd 5.56 mags are the size of masonry bricks.
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What Land Vehicals Would You Want From DayZ Mod In DayZ SA (Multiple Choice)
Crooked Hauser replied to leefriendfield's topic in General Discussion
Hovercraft. Air cushion one, not space floaty sci-fi one. Traverse land and water... I wish there were more large bodies of water inland so we could have canoe/paddle board wars. Or wind surfing. Or this: -
I've never had a problem finding loot. Even in 45-49 person servers. Maybe try smaller towns and also there's lots of times I've logged onto normal stable servers and had all the loot gone. Take away: there's the same amount of loot and roughly the same player to server ratio so probably just bad luck.
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Poll: How many people would survive the apocalypse?
Crooked Hauser replied to KarmaCoin's topic in General Discussion
One. Stop posting on a forum, ghost KarmaCoin. -
Fix the wall glitching inside the camo/jail buildings. This has been happening for 2 months now.
Crooked Hauser replied to dcrypt's topic in General Discussion
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Detailed Information Summary From Rocket's Eurogamer Live Stream
Crooked Hauser replied to iBane's topic in General Discussion
But... That... He... You... Don't... BEANS to you. -
Did you really put in heart attacks?
Crooked Hauser replied to DayzForumer's topic in General Discussion
That's true about liver failure. In DayZ time you would have cancer and die in 45 minutes after spawning. Since you already eat 35,838 calories a day and drink 84L of fluids. -
Did everyone see Glenn on Walking Dead with the huge orange backpack? That was a DayZ Easter egg. ;)
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Did you really put in heart attacks?
Crooked Hauser replied to DayzForumer's topic in General Discussion
Can't I walk around chewing on aspirin? -
1.5 million sold. They have the money... ;)
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Summary of dev Q&As from streams
Crooked Hauser replied to LaughingJack (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
Would be neat if they did "fog of war" with 3pp and only show players/zombies if you're in eye contact with them. Not around corners or behind walls. -
Hasn't anyone watched the Mythbusters on this subject?
