You don't call yourself brainless for nothing, eh?

You are awesome and hilarious. Why didn't CBS give you Letterman's job? Way to burn a dumb, deaf, and blind chick! Easy target like zombies.

no they aren't.

Finally. End game.

You've obviously never watched the summer Olympics. ;)

I dunno... I mean I have to eat 35 cans of tactical bacon a day to not starve. That's pretty hardcore.

I dunno... I mean I have to eat 35 cans of tactical bacon a day to not starve. That's pretty hardcore.

Has anyone considered a PVP Viagra pill? Maybe some kind of PCP for ultra-melee.

if you wreck faces as well as you wreck grammar then I bet you're quite formidable.

And do you also play in third person and hide behind a rock on a hill for days at a time? I mean, cool if you do........ Nawt!!!

What's the cartwheel button again?

And also because they weren't around for the first 100-200 hours most of us have in the game.

Who said anything about rotting? Granted after you kill them they become a corpse but until you kill them... They are alive!!!

I should talk about boners more often. I need to get banned from this forum so I can stop wasting so much time here. Penis.

Yeah maybe Steam takes a cut. Maybe. Gotta tithe the Gaben.