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Stuff with a lot of pockets. I don't care for the color. Like the pilot helmet though. Looks incredibly stupid. And burlap sacks. All the way.

and then I CAPS LOCKED EVERYTHING!!!

Trust me once they update the Zeds as they want them to be, you'll be happy all this loot is already implemented.

Why not both? Select bearded or shaved at creation, but in both case it grows?

How about we add some fedoras too? Because we need a universaly recognised "kill me please" symbol.

Need some tiger pattern clothes.

See that gear up here Just lemme climb that ladder Shouldn't have done that

That's actually the "non French guy speaking some French" you're doing :) Otherwhise, it's "bon appétit". The last T is silent ;)

It also means you can run and sprint at [no weapon in hands] speed

Apologize uselessely to someone I killed in panic. "OH GOD OH MY GOD MAN I'M SO SORRY I HEARD THAT GUN AND I SAW YOU AND MAN OH heeeey bullets!"

I think in the mod a skin with your face wrapped in whool appears if you keep behaving like an asshole. Thus being called a bandit. In SA this feature isn't implemented. But that doesn't really matters. Let's face it, pretty much everyone is an ass anyway.

I never felt dizzy, but that depends on your stomach I'd guess. After all some people get sick on boats, even cars. +1 for stuck in doors on the other hand.

This sure will match perfectly my Yellow Raincoat

I rely on moving fast. Even in towns I like to keep my weapons on back. I only take them in hands when hearing a noise or something. I scope when near a town then seathe gun. If I see a player and see he doesn't wear guns, there's only a small probability that I'll holster my gun or rifle. Except, of course, if I see him running at me shouting like he's on bathsalt.

Can't get back on regular servers anymore. I love the tension forced 1PP creates. I miss the little vanity of watching your char move around, but that's it. AND, despite the saying, the game is actually easier to play 1PP. You aim better. looting in 3PP can get a lot awkward.

I got it. And that was a joke. The "never trust someone you don't know", on the other hand...

You blood thirsty psychopath

OP is probably fake anyway. Everyone knows there aren't any girls on the internet.

My GF covers me all the time. She is highly competent. Your comment is inaccurate.

Next time I'll KOS should be more accurate. And I had almost the exact same scenario. Probably more a kid than a girl though. Asking me food, then if I have bullets in my rifle, then asking if he can have the rifle cause he's a noob etc. Then discretly following me around inside buildings and axe my skull when I'm not watching. I hate kids.

We're supposed to be in a post apocaliptic world where most of (if not all) the electronic devices are down. You can't use that kind of apps n goof via any network to tell you remotely what's happening. If we want to check something, we have to travel there. I know we aren't supposed to log off and our character normally would stay here all time, but still, it doesn't fit the world. That could go on rust though. Plus, we don't all have a smartphone. This is giving privilege to the wealthiest, or giving advantage depending on your "ethics" concerning some products. Not everyone who plays DayZ even have a good PC and suffer bad framerate, let's not bring more money=win in it please. Well in that case, everyone around should be alerted that there is a base here, and it's under attack. How exactly do you plan to make this work? An email to every player that said "hey, on this server, around these coordinates. Free loot guys."

This is the best idea ever made by human.

Break your hands. And then just heal them by taking morphine. With your broken hands... REALISM.

there are asian people.