Here is my story: I logged out on a hill, a pleasant hill in the forest. This was not a steep hill, just a nice hill with lots of dirt and trees. I logged in on this hill, and before I knew it...my survivor screams "OW" and my screen flashes red... Oh noes my legs are broken...well its alpha no big deal.. I'll crawl until I find some morphine or can make a splint...crawled at least 2 km.. Suddenly, I spot a pile of sticks...and well, my shirt is needed much more as rags for my splint more than a 4 slot container...voila...I have a splint Before you know it...I'm running like Forest Gump again...that 2 km crawl that took over an hour can be finished in just minutes now...yay But wait...wife agro...must log out now Wife is watching some show..guess I'll play some DayZ..login Uh oh...100% game crash while trying to join any server... I think my cured legs broke my game...the splint even warned me my legs will never be the same again... I guess this is what it meant...you will not play DayZ until next patch The End