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Uutgrunnen

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  1. Uutgrunnen

    DayZ Karma - The Berezino Bloodbath

    awesome vid :)
  2. rocket isn't planning to turn dayz into a horror game
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    My Most Satisfying Kill

    My most satisfying kill was the time an assassin was hired to kill me (I was paid to lose a boxing match but instead I won). I tried to flee because I knew my life was in danger at that time but I forgot my fathers watch! This watch was quite dear to me because he smuggled it in his own arse all the way from Vietnam. Anyway, after checking my appartment and after being sure that it was safe I went inside and got my watch. However there was a full automatic weapon laying on the stove in my kitchen! This scared the sh*t out of me! The funny part is that my assassin was waiting in my appartment to kill me but he had to take a dump. He never heard me coming in and that was his mistake. I shot him multiple times with his own weapon and he died on my toilet. After this I left the state on my bike with my girlfriend and my fathers watch. Morale of the story, never take a shit on someone else his toilet!
  4. Good luck re-gearing, we've all been there. After a few minutes I forgot about my old character and enjoy the search.
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    Walking stick, fancy pants and cigs?

    Also would be great if they add single malt whiskey as an extremely rare find.
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    R.I.P Elektro

    This "Elektro" guy, was he close to you? Anyway, I'm sorry for your loss you have my condolence.
  7. Would love to have some more concrete and practical tips. You mention the good cop / bad cop approach but I'm mostly a lone wolf. What's the best way of seducing victims when going solo? Can I use sentences like "It puts the ammo on the floor or it will get disinfectant?" I don't wanna use names because I might attach to the victim. When is a good time to actually murder the victim and should he/she be aware of their upcoming dead? Would love to have expert reviewed answers.
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    In-Game Books: What are you reading?

    I simply can't resist taking the new testament from churches and replace them with the origin of species.
  9. Can you please join your buddies on COD or BF? Try to have contact with people for a change instead of just shooting everyone on sight. Really what you are doing isn't that hard. What's up with all these Rambo wanabees starting threads just to stick a feather up their own arse?
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    Who did we just wipe at NEAF?

    I think we have a nominee for worst and most useless thread of the week. Starting a thread just to stick a feather up your own arse is pathetic OP.
  11. Uutgrunnen

    What You Get Attached To...

    My life for sure. When my avatar is alive for a couple of weeks I'm extremely cautious. I hate the times I get KOS'ed after being alive for so long.
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    Spontaneously breaking leg

    Quite annoying these bugs but part of the game for at least a couple of more months. Personally I hate the random sounds the most, it drives me absolutely paranoid.
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    Su-su-suicide.

    This would be so epic when implemented to the game. I would walk fully geared to some newbies while saying something like "The pain and agony!" Before shooting myself through my head. We could even start a contest of the best executed suicides in game (of course video obligated).
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    Stashing LOOT

    I sure hope that you will not be able to hide to much. That will significantly increase the advantage of experienced players/clans. It also removes the survival part in which you start with nothing. Please let them fix infinite zombies and walking through walls zombier before implementing other stuff.
  15. Same here, although on some servers I did not seem to have this problem.
  16. Sure would come and visit your place now and then. Have you thought about fees? What are you gonna charge for let's say a pizza margherita?
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    Alien on map?

    Pareidolia (/pærɨˈdoʊliə/ parr-i-DOH-lee-ə) is a psychological phenomenon involving a vague and random stimulus (often an image or sound) being perceived as significant, a form of apophenia. Common examples include seeing images of animals or faces in clouds, the man in the moon or the Moon rabbit, and hearing hidden messages on records when played in reverse. The word comes from the Greek words para (παρά, "beside, alongside, instead") in this context meaning something faulty, wrong, instead of; and the noun eidōlon (εἴδωλον "image, form, shape") the diminutive of eidos. Pareidolia is a type of apophenia, seeing patterns in random data.
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    that abuser...

    Sounds like a hack to me. Hacks everywhere, makes this game unplayable.
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    South coast spawns?

    Spawn places should be completely random anywhere on the map. Why spawn on the beach? I mean what's the story behind that? You were chilling on the beach and had too many beers. Next moment you wake up hungry and find out that everybody has turned into a man eating zombie. Something like this? Beach just doesn't make sense.
  20. Uutgrunnen

    600+

    RESPECT
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    600+

    I'm at 200+ hours now but have to admit that I could have reached 600+ by now if it weren't for my damn job. If I could count the hours visiting the day-z forum during my work days than I would probably also reach 600+ ;)
  22. Looks great and would be a good addition
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    1 fact 90% of you didn't know before.

    I hope this thread gets pinned so everyone will know!
  24. Uutgrunnen

    Glitch Murdered!

    This Can't believe people play like this. Rather die like man than live like a coward.
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