chow

Don't mess with my immersion.

Use a launcher..I use DayZ Launcher, download whatever mods ya wanna play and then search for a server. If you try to join a server that you haven't the mods for it will automatically download them for you.

DayZ Launcher....Commander has been hokey lately

Dear Trannyrage, I'm your Huckleberry. Love, Chow

Can easily solo 3-4 Zeds with nothing but fists. Quit crying.

Yes although rare I have seen fully healthy toons be one shotted by Zeds. Not sure 'bout melee but I have been shot in the head with a Ballistic helmet on and after 20 seconds of unconsciousness back up with no bleed but a ruined helmet.

Here is a woman covered in cheese next to a muscle car. Your argument is invalid.

Played a full night cycle last nite and had a blast. Running thru Cherno with Zombies attacking was awesome. Get a lamp flashlights suck.

http://becks-privateers.com/ As friendly as it gets! Spreading the Love One Can of Beans at a Time!!

Call 1-800-LAWYER DOG

Server specific item serial numbers. Fixed. Where's my check?

Can I have your stuff?

I'd boot your ass too. Excellent response to a server hopper IMHO.

Much Post. Such Scary. Wow.

Wait for Puberty.

So Im Stuck in a room with a unopenable door from clipping thru the wall.. Any ideas on how to get out?

Thanks!!

So what is it with this game? Noobie started 'bout a week ago and my interactions with other players intentions have been...dubious at best. First guy kept running into me as I was reading a sign, obviously trying to get my attention but not responding to communications. Having no loot but my trusty green shirt I followed to where he pointed out a axe on the ground for me to have. I took the axe, thanked him, but had my own agenda and left. Followed me for a bit but then stoppped. Now I'm thinking I just walked away from an ambush. Second I was at a construction site where I found some good loots when I realized someone there. He started running towards me with his fists up when I took out my axe. He stopped and made the single most important judgement call that day by leaving. Third was at Rify where I had acquired a bunch of good lewts was just missing ammo. As I was searching about I noticed someone looking at me. Still no communication so I think maybe i need to make sure I know how to properly communicate. i waved he waved and I went about in my search when I noticed him slightly crouched pointing what I thought was a broomstick at me. Shot in the face the second I realized thats no broom.. So now I spent a couple hours regearing and being very cautious. Finally got my M4 with about 60 rounds of ammo and enough gear to survive for a while. These interactions have sculpted what I consider to be important and primary objectives in this game. I learned alot of hard lessons and a better understanding of a more proper survival strategy, not to mention a little Russian. Bottom line is I love it and can't stop playing. Time to go back to my little spot and teach a new crop of noobies some life saving "lessons". But if you're geared, make no mistake, I bite back.