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There is almost no difference between 150 fps and 30 fps as long as its stable and doesn't drop.

One time this guy came up to me and was all nice to me.. He wouldn't rape or torture me.. That made me rage quit..

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Uhm. Sir, the mod is way more shitty than the SA. Once everything is in, it will be a metric fuck-ton better than the mod. Plus it's only $30.. Get a job you hippy!

SSD helps, not a huge amount unless your normal HD is really shitty. Every little bit counts right? Oh and you guys with it on SSD and say it doesn't help or doesn't load any fast, are you using a sata II mobo instead of sata III? :p

Was this on stable branch?

Buy a second account and use it as a medic mule :D

download more fps pixels per square inch, worked for me, while I was there I also downloaded more rams.

Rofl some of your guys's responses to this are amusing. Sad to see Dean go. We demand a Dean statue ingame so Dean will always be with us.

Ahh the passionate act of man on man ear fisting.. Such a beautiful post apocalyptic world.. *wipes tear away*

I'm a pretty good boxer and axe swinger. I like making friends with other noobs some times, sure most of the time they try to kill you, but you do some find some hilarious people that are just fun to team up with. After all, I am a social person and like to have friends, so when my friends are not on, I try to make new ones some times. I generally can usually tell 70% of the time just by the tone in their voice if they are going to try to kill me or not. Even then, I still usually suggest they lead in front of me. Don't really care if they get close to me because if they throw a punch I can easily just run a few steps then come back and flying mike tyson their ass. All in all I have had a lot more fun in this game befriending some people than I would have just playing solo.

Look, he posted in DayZ forums about someone posting in a Dayz forum, about someone posting in Dayz forums.

That will attract all the bears for sure! Great bear bait sir.

Darryl having to break up another Rick fight?? Am I the only one that found this funny?

Lol'd. Pretty much this is how it is in any mmorpg too. Theres some creepy fucking people out there, most are guys though, but I've met some creepy crazy women too that were worse than the guys.

This line was an obvious joke. i was referring to us helping her and coaching her with video games, how she went to the skill level of an elk playing chess, To one of the top BF3 and BF4 players in the world for PC. People use this type of humor to get a "rise" out of people, to see their reaction. Honestly, just because someone makes a joke about women, does not mean they are sexist. I make many jokes and such about men too. I mean come on, this thread proves how retarded most guys are. In my eyes when someone makes a big deal about it, it brings a lot of attention to the subject and brings some hostility to it and then escalates with most people. Seeing as how this type of humor is to get a "rise" out of people as I said, usually the absolute best thing you can do is not respond. I manage the front desk of a hotel and I see and hear tons of things I "think" are offensive from guests and just choose not to respond at all, then it deters them from saying or doing those things when they see me again.

My brothers wife plays more games with me than he does, mainly because he works so much. She is one of the best battlefield players and plays dayz with me all the time. She will scream at you to not hurt her because she is pregnant (which she is) and then will beat your ass when you stop. Man we learned her good over the years, you should have seen her start on on battelfied 2.. She would last about 1/2 second in the jets and choppers before crashing on take off over and over.. XD Women are like pets, you just have to train them, be stern with them, and reward them when they do well.

Do this it works every time for me, might take a few tries but it always works. Double tap forward run at the wall and hit V to vault, keep doing it over and over at different angles and you will get out.

Don't feel bad they hate me too, I've cleared so many airfields and everything over the past couple weeks since they were made rare and haven't found one that spawned. I don't server hop I just usually do the berezino, shipwreck, NEAF, loop when I die. Resulting in tons of gear, sooo many weapons, I find PU scopes a lot, but no long range. Only one I found was off someone I killed.

I have 7.1 headphones I use for every game, on here I am pretty damn good at hearing where I am being shot at from. I have never played through my 5.1 speakers so I dunno the difference. Also I don't know if this has been said since I skipped over some of these responses, is that setting your sounds in game to 128 (the max) from the default, helps incredibly, as you will not hear some things that you should and from not as far away if you don't change this option. (i found this out by personal experience)

AMD phenom II x4 965 3.4 black box 8 gig ddr2 (forgot speed) radeon hd 7950 3 gig GPU I have tweaked a little bit of the config files, nothing that really made a difference on the looks, but helped fps a little. then run steam launch options as "-cpuCount=4 -nosplash -noPause -maxMem=8192". I have most of my in game options as normal, with shadows and clouds on high. I get about 20-30fps (usually more around 20) in cities and then 40-160 fps in forrest (160 looking at the ocean lol) I just now put the game on my ssd to see if it helps at all with performance other than loading. I am upgrading my system in a few weeks to a AMD fx-9370 4.4 8 core, 16 gig ddr3 1600 ram, same video card as I have now as I'm sure it was being bottlenecked by my current system. Next year I might throw another one of the cards for giggles (love the card now as is, gets any job done so far).

Something like virtual audio cable program would be able to play it through the mic on the same pc for you. Thats how people play music and stuff so well through the mic

Lol this is what I thought of first, or use a sound board :D

This, it would probably be best to try and find some people for you to play with that know your situation. Try looking for a clan or just a group of people to play with here on the forums. Luckily most people use teamspeak which has built in text chat function, or you can just use steam which you can see in game if you don't have 2 monitors. Just remember, there will always be doubters, and haters out there, that will not believe you. Don't let it ruing it for you, just ignore them and weed through the dumbasses. I have met some pretty cool and nice people from time to time, among all the derpsters.