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I am gonna brave it and see how I get on, might find myself rage quitting for another 6 months though!

It just frustrates me that something I consider so fundamental to the realism of the game has not been sorted, but they are fixing animations and adding new crafting/new weapons etc. I would find it cool if a zombie could smash doors or windows making it not totally safe to hide out in a building but the clipping is a massive issue in my opinion. Its all well and good saying just hit it with an axe or similar but when you aint got one its a pain in the arse.

Hi guys, I have been off day z for a few months vowing not to play til they fix the zombies jumping through walls thing. Said at the time appreciate we are in alpha but this particular bug drove me nuts - is this fixed yet? I cant even face loading the game if this is still going on! :) I totally expect the "it's alpha dude get over it what did u expect?" thing so bonus points to whoever gets in with it first :) sorry if this has been covered elsewhere are on the forums. Thanks

Have you seen how gay putin is?

Yeah i was gutted the other day I went to Tescos and couldnt find a notacola classic anywhere...

just to note I have now starved and am back in the game thank goodness - this is a stupid bug... Incidentally within 2 min of me spawing I managed to find a kiddies backpack and an axe, only for some fully tooled up arsehole to kill me - i didnt even run because I didint want to give him the satisfaction of chasing me down!

I am now also having this issue - have tried a few fixes as described above and in other posts - have changed servers, changed name, left it a while to see if I can spawn etc - Only thing I can do now is play hardcore and hope to god it doesnt happen again - this is a a massive load of shit, and whilst I understand the alpha situation, and I agreed to it when I handed over my £20 I expected to be able to play the game in its basic/somewhat glitchy state. To be in a position where you cant even spawn and run around, frankly deserves my 20 quid back :) if anyone has found a fix for this then give me a shout - thanks in advance. p.s. heart goes out to the dude who cant even connect to his own server - that sucks massively.

if someone could post a reply soon cos I am sat looking at "you are dead" but cant do anything about it and my characters occasional sighing/shuddering/gurgling noise is kind of turning me on...

is this seriously the only fix for this? leave it on overnight? this is stupid!!!! I was playing dayz, jumped into quite a nice deep bit of sea off a jetty, hit the bottom, heard a crunch and could crawl around like I had broken my legs, then said dead, cant click respawn it is greyed out. Some ppl said try joining a new server but this doesnt work - just means I get to look at the spawning countdown timer repeatedly (as an aside what is the point of this? surely to avoid combat logging there should be a timer to leave the server you are in, not when you join a new one? but alas I digress...) When I finally get in the new server I can crawl around underwater a bit but then it just says I am dead again but cant spawn!!! still get the stomach grumbles msgs etc and can look in my inventory... I understand the whole alpha thing but surely there should be an instant outright kill button to sort out this kind of massively frustrating glitch? Anyone got any answers other than wait to starve? and if not does this def work? thanks ps Iove this game but it is as brutal and frustrating as it is amazing and I am not sure I can cope with the stress! KoS has got me a few times which i accept is part of the game but sitting looking at a u are dead screen and not being allowed to respawn is so annoying!!!!

I am a pussy... i run, always run, never talk and if the situation calls for it I will put someone down...I am probably missing the point because if I interacted then funnier/more interesting stuff would happen, and I might make some new friends but at the moment I am just happy to be alive and explore without some fucker killing me so I run!!!

sorry if this has already been posted. My character seems to want food all the time - if it was real life he would need a nap or be overweight. In teh space of 10-15 min he needed food so much, I ate 1.5 tins of spaghetti and two gobfulls of powdered milk - am I doing something wrong here? Does sprinting increase the hunger at a faster rate than walking or is there some magic combo of food that means u can eat less often? dude needs food more than drink which just seems strange to me...

how do you pretend to tickle her tonsils with your pork sword? Have I missed a key binding somewhere... p.s. you are funny and sick btw... Also I havent heard the words frigid or mare in so long :)

That was my point but you cant say anything bad man, havent you learned yet? :)

u get sex for doing the dishes? lucky bastard, i got to do the dishes, mow the lawn, put the bins out, get teh kids to bed and then if im lucky she might but there are no guarantees...

yeah until they starting nagging you to do the dishes and then they would have to go right?