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Everything posted by khrononkey
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Has DayZ ever gotten you in real world trouble?
khrononkey replied to trimpampano's topic in General Discussion
My first hardcore charater was alive for about two months with a lot of hours played, good amount of kills and many close calls. I had grown very attached to him needless to say. One happy afternoon I was playing and talking to my fiancee at the same time. Happened to look over at her and say something while I was running north of eleckto, when I looked back to the monitor there was a dirty gasmasker pointing an M4 at me. Tried to swing Matilda up and get a shot, but I got lite up. My reaction was alittle unpleasant and I sort of blamed her... a bit. Yeah, no snuggles or loving that night. -
Made me lol
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Besides a few sad and lonely pervs, noone has ever really griefed my girl. Usually they stop trying to punch/shoot/troll when she speaks over comms and end up offering her assistance. Just know 80% of people playing this game are dicks, and the other 20% are half the time.
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What clothing set/weapons would you add if you could?
khrononkey replied to SomeCallMeNomad (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
Some sort of ballistic helmet facemask addon -
is that the one in Mogilevka? Pretty sure its always been there. I know there is a few of them, but thats the only one I specifically remember.
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What happened to brown spraypaint?
khrononkey replied to Bruce of Wayne's topic in General Discussion
I hope they add more colors soon, blue would be brilliant. Any other colors would be nice too, but of course there are more important things they are working on :) -
Isn't "DayZ" quite possibly the dumbest name ever?
khrononkey replied to Ozelot (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
Some of the best bands have really stupid names, who are we to judge what sticks? Better then Day One Zed One or some crap like that. -
The scariest note I've ever found. Whoever did this is awesome and scared the crap out of me.
khrononkey replied to beeshke's topic in Gallery
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Hetstaines really dodgy screenshot tutorial for noobs
khrononkey replied to Hetstaine's topic in Gallery
"Nobody wants 'Zilla dong draped on a ninth story window." QFT -
I've watched alot of your vids and thats the first time i've heard you get pissed, lol! GJ man.
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I have a sickness for the Amphibia S, if i can ever find mags for it. Sounds cool and you can fire it off as fast as you can click with little recoil.
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What song best represent ts DayZ's intended atmosphere?
khrononkey replied to leefriendfield's topic in General Discussion
Step 1: find an axe Step 2: find a wolf mask Step 3: put this song on repeat and chase down and hack geared players to death https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I86JqlRIOd4 -
Very cool voice. You should drop all the other games you play and stick to dayz, been very entertaining so far.
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When you know you play too much Dayz :p
khrononkey replied to [email protected]'s topic in General Discussion
You know you play Dayz Standalone to much when you wake up at 4:30am for work and check for an experimental update before coffee. You know you play Dayz Standalone to much when you dream about stacking/spiltting random crap while shouting "it dosn't matter if its ruined!" You know you play Dayz Standalone to much when opening a can of refried beans makes you smile like an idiot You know you play Dayz Standalone to much when you would rather keep playing then "fuggle" with your fiancee.. true story. -
Meh, you did nothing wrong. Hindsight is always 20/20. First time this happened to me in the mod I panicked and shot my own bugged corpse thinking someone had been following me when I logged out to fix a bug. Took me a few minutes to piece it together, and that was alone in the woods. Not with a random dude and a friend adding to the situation. And anyone flaming you would loot their corpse too.
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I can't stop killing fresh spawns.
khrononkey replied to Smokey420 (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
I think you all are missing the point of this thread. Bambi up, serpentine,rock/tree hop, stealth your way in and take him out. He wants you to get his gear, survival of the fittest, thinning out the bambi heard. Thank you for making better bambis sir. -
ahh, gotta love the sandbox :)
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I finally have my precious, sweet Binoculars
khrononkey replied to Irish.'s topic in General Discussion
also try the reddish brick building with the pub, I have found them in there alot. -
my guess? to many Monsters.
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or you could just wedge a piece of paper or a pen cap to your W key
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I'd love a black bag. Maybe we will get some sort of cloth dye in the future for this sort of thing... or just a black backpack. Both would be amazing.
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Is it racist towards rednecks that I talk like Joe Dirt when I approach people? Not sure why, maybe its because rednecks would be very useful, or very scary in the zombie apocalypse
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I rarely pick up the M4. And if I do, its to hold onto it for my girlfriend (she isn't the best with the weapon systems in game, so a spray cannon is her best bet) Mosin with both scopes and a shotgun is all I ever carry. Longer range, 1-2 shots, and the crack of the bullet riping off make it the more intimadating/superior weapon. Phew phew.
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.3. People sliding across the floor as if they are laying down but are actually running. Just got this one this afternoon, on my girlfriends screen I was halfway in the floor with my arms stuck out. And on my screen she was "hugging the ground", skating across the floor like a sad superwoman.
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people crying on the forums