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khrononkey

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  1. khrononkey

    new patch fps

    I have a TERRIBLE computer, and this patch has been wonderful for me. The aids ridden gerbal that runs my computer gets about 5-10 more fps in cities now. maybe 3-7.. it has herpies too.
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    View distance, player, window and door rendering

    user/documents/DayZ Other Profiles/steamname/steamname DAYZPROFILE file sceneComplexity=500000 the higher the number the more distance is rendered in. I think...
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    Best Character Contest.

    and my girlfriend's character
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    Best Character Contest.

    He looked a bit crazy, but it was my favorite look
  5. So basically after 200 hours of game play I have come to the conclusion that keeping important items in your pants is a very bad idea. Between getting shot in the arse, ladders, stairs and other random leg breakers, my girlfriend and I have gone through about 20 pairs of ruined pants and lost several good/rare items. Toss your beans and other trash loot in them and store you rare stuff elsewhere. Also the trouser bandits will be sorely dissappointed!
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    Glitched clothes!

    I'm guessing that's a female character? My girl and I have noticed that the clothes change look/color by gender. If it is a dude character, maybe he is curious or something?
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    Jump when hearing Gunshots?

    Whenever my girl tries to axe a zombie and misses, hitting a wall, I crap myself thinking we are under attack
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    Cowboy hats - an invitation to shoot on sight?

    All black/grey tactical clothes/boots/gloves, black cowboy hat, gas mask and designer shades, camo mosin and M4. Friendliest player you will ever meet :)
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    What should be my end game ?

    drop all your gear, find a cowboy hat and run around in your underwear singing euro pop toons at the top of your lungs.
  10. My girlfriend always plays DayZ with me, she has over 100 hours now. She dosn't want to shoot anyone and her favorite things in game are picking berries and putting together girly looking outfits. Its great when she gets shot at or has a zombie pounce on her, screams and freaks out. Its creepy hearing other players when they find out she is a girl, they either perv out, get mean or act chivalrous. Look out for Flower and Monkey!
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    Fresh fruit is nonsense

    Didn't you see 28 Days Later? Irradiated, yum.
  12. khrononkey

    To the server hoppers in NE Airfield.

    well not all hit his head, every piece of gear he had was destroyed that could be. Still emptied my clip on him then tea bagged him.
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    To the server hoppers in NE Airfield.

    I was teaching my girl how to play the game on a low pop. server. Worked our way from berezino to the ship to NEAF, and proceeded to loot the crap out of it. About 3 minutes later my girl says "some gasmask dude just appeared infront of me", so like a good boyfriend I yelled "Shoot the cock sucker!" She panicked and ended up getting killed by him. I worked my way to the tower and put 15 .45 bullets into his head. I'd rather have someone combat log then spawn in on my girlfriend and kill her, thats my story and im sticking to it.
  14. I was testing a "damaged" compensator early this morning at about 850 meters. it didnt detract or improve the accuracy of the gun at all, and if there was any recoil reduction I didnt notice it. I keep it on just because it looks cool and I like shiny things.
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    sawed off shotgun not secondary?

    would be cool if they made a hip holster for it like Mad Max
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    sawed off shotgun not secondary?

    you can, it just takes 8 spots, 2X4
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