sacrdandprofne

Your Result: Survivor 80% 53%Hero 26%Bandit 9%KOS'er I must have misunderstood the answers, because I've never KoS'd.

Shotgun and revolver. The shotty's only really for emergencies: the revolver works just fine for zombies, etc.

There'd be a new use for the powdered milk!

Needing to relieve your bowels makes sense: it shouldn't really be animated though. Maybe a squat animation, but that's it. No actual substance coming out: too much trouble for the devs to bother. "I need to pee" *press F7* *pee sound* "I no longer need to pee"

There's green ones.

Suddenly: rocking my green raincoat and motorcycle helmet doesn't seem so silly.

Great addition.

The cure: 112oz of chocolate pudding.

Lewis Black references are the easiest way to get beans, sir.

How's this for irony: killing someone for their fair-trade coffee.

Either situation is equally beneficial, I think. When I know I have the time, I join my crew. There's usually about 6-7 of us at once. The TS chatter gets nice and ridiculous, and we act stupid, which is fun. Usually they get bored and want to hit an AF on a high-pop server for kicks. That's usually when some of us die. ;) If I think I only have 30 min or so, I run solo. Much quieter, and I'm not using all 30 minutes trying to meet up with people.

I see what you did there. ;) You may get KoS'd for using cream instead of soy, though.

That makes no sense. It's the same server. There was no hopping anywhere.

Yes you do. Happened to me today. Logged out to use the bathroom, logged into the same server. 3 minute wait.

I like it!

It'd seem more efficient to just commit suicide every time you log off. No place in Chernarus is THAT secluded.

That's officially going to give me nightmares.

My faith in humanity has been restored.

Happens to me in the main menu; sometimes in game as well. Has been happening since before the latest patch.

Yes, if you turn it upside down it looks like a twig-n-giggle-berries.

It'd be fun to have the option to chase people down as a zombie, like L4D2. Alas, too much programming involved.

This would be terrifying. Let's do it.

The idea is that the brain is still firing electric pulses, which WOULD cause jerky muscle movement. Albeit incredibly uncoordinated, but movement nonetheless.That's enough for Hollywood to go crazy. This is also not counting in Romero's radiation concept.

That's probably the idea, but still saddens me. :(It's true that real "zombies" were very much alive people who were poisoned by voodoo concoctions. Nowadays we love the "grr, arg, brains" version. I prefer the latter, I admit.

This saddens me.If they're just "rage virus" zombies: any injury should do. The undead? Head shot.